#half piglin ranboo... thinking about it...

[minecraftsz]

ok ironically I have a half piglin au for Ranboo so when I saw your techno and Micheal comic I just

“Same braincell, different vibe”

oh my god that sounds so awesome though... half pig ranboo is a bit of a kleptomaniac but nobody cares because they love him <3

[cradels]

Here is the @voicesfortheblade piece for Alicia!

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Since you were asking for foil versions we thought, why not make an entire syndicate foil? And now here we are!

Monarchy

Monarchy is a pro government organization with a very rigid leading and succession system. While others may influence the decisions of the monarch, they have the final say. The monarch can only be replaced if the old one dies or retires, and then the next longest member of monarchy becomes the monarch. However, you are excluded from the succession if you go against the words and orders of a previous monarch.

Cyberknife (front)

Cyberknife is Technoblades foil and the current monarch of monarchy.

• Name: cyberknife is the official name from Technoblade for the foil, likely because it is another way to say technoblade and also a way to treat some types of cancer

• Is a piglin from the nether, but is much more interested in the gold and adornment aspect of that culture than the fighting

• Is very pro government and thinks the monarchy is a great idea

• Not the best fighter but can wield a sword and fight you with his gold alloy high heeled boots.

• Is aware that most members are out for his life and is careful to not put himself into too bad of a position

• Thought about dying his entire fur diamond blue, but ultimately decided against it and only died parts of his hair

Wats0nAz (left)

Watsonaz is Philzas foil and the next in line for monarchy, should cyberknife die.

• Name: Phil explained at some point, that he wanted people to call him by his name but phil was taken, so he changed the i to a 1 and added a za. So, Wats0nAz is the last name, o is changed for a 0 and an az is added

• Is an elytrian but has some sort of rhino person ancestor a few generations back

• Is fine with the monarchy but wants to be the monarch himself

• Shortsighted, both literally and metaphorically but refuses to wear glasses because that's a weakness other members might exploit

• Not great at flying (due to being shortsighted) and much prefers wearing netherite armor

• Is a really good blacksmith, made all his armor and many of the metal items of other members

• Is a really good melee fighter (on par if not better than techno), and knows how to use many different weapons, as well as being able to use his wings as weapons/in fights

• Is often standing over cyber, with the small sword pendant (which is actually sharp) howering over him like a damocles sword

Manocom (right)

Manocom is Ranboos foil and keeps trank of finances and other things for monarchy.

• Name: Since ranboos name is a badly misspelled/misspoken rainbow, manocom is a badly misspelled/misspoken monochrome. Which is doubley funny because ranboos skin is black and white and manos is very colorful

• Is half guardian half copper golem, but both sides are perfectly mixed (instead of perfectly seperated like ranboo)

• Has a perfect memory

• Loves sorting things

• S T A R E S

• Has blackmail material on every member

• Doesn't even care that much about becoming monarch, because he can manipulate the other members decisions due to the blackmail

Sophundheit (back)

Sophundheit is Nihachus foil and one of the main spokes people as well as a secretary for monarchy.

• Name: We sadly couldn't figure out how niki chose her name, so we just took a shot in the dark. Ni from niki and hachu is the noise you make when sneezing in german. So soph from sophie (which is nikis second name) and -undheit from gesundheit, which you say in response to someone sneezing in german.

• Is honestly just pretty mean and rude, but pretends to be nice

• Surprisingly good at combat, even if she doesn't look like it

• Will use dirty tricks

• Is lower in the line of succession but has plans on getting rid of everyone to become the monarch

Dionysus (cat)

Dionysus is Apollos foil and the pet of monarchy.

• Name: Apollo is a son of Zeus, Dionysus is another son of Zeus, and the two have greater literary ties to each other

• Is a pitch black cat, which seemed like the most opposite of a snow white dog

• Very much does not want to be here (and hates everyone)

• Just walked into monarchys palace one day and decided: "i own this place now, this is my palace"

[sundewhasaudhd]

I'd love to hear your dsmp headcanons when you have the time!

YES

I have multiple notes on my Notes app for this moment

TW: mentions of suicide, mentions of starving oneself, mentions of self harm

Tommy: aroace, he/him, 17, 6’1”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD, prosthetic leg. No voice claim yet. Very skinny and scrawny, like he would struggle to lift a gallon of milk. But also insanely fast. Demi god (through Kristen).

Tubbo: queer, trans ftm, he/bee, 18, 5’7”, AuDHD, dyslexia, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: David from Hilda. Pretty buff, I’ve also been seeing I good amount of chubby c!Tubbo designs, so I might do that as well. Goat hybrid.

Ranboo: pan, enby, they/them+neos, 18, 8’5”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, body dysphoria. Voice claim: Freckle from Lackadaisy. The most twink to ever twink, y’know, on account of being half enderman. Half enderman, half love god.

Wilbur: bi, he/him, 23, 6’6”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Voice claim: Red Guy from DHMIS. Another twink. Doesn’t help that he barely eats most days (most of the time it’s just because of the ADHD, but he has tried to starve himself as an [unsuccessful] suicide attempt). Demi god (through Kristen).

Techno: aroace, he/him, 23, 6’3”, AuDHD, social anxiety, depression. Voice claim: Sun Wukong from LMK. Buff. That’s all I have to say. Piglin.

Phil: bi, polyamorous, he/him, immortal, 5’11”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Bandit from Bluey. Again, same as c!Techno. Buff. Human that was gifted immortality, pointy ears, crow wings, and stick antler thingys.

Jack: bi-curious, probably not cis, he/him, 19, 5’9”, AuDHD, probably physically disabled as well, I need to think about my c!Jack design some more. Voice claim: Gyro from DuckTales 2016. Cyborg.

Niki: bi, demigirl, she/they, 29, 5’6”, AuDHD, anxiety. Voice claim: Bubblegum from Adventure Time. Fat and buff. Half demon, half human.

Fundy: gay, trans ftm, he/him, 16, 6’3”, AuDHD, anxiety, dyslexia. Voice claim: Steven from Steven Universe Future. Half fox hybrid, half siren.

Eret: bi, polyamorous, genderfluid, any pronouns, immortal, 6’3”, AuDHD, dyslexia dyspraxia, depression. Voice claim: Aaravos from Dragon Prince. Pretty curvy. Semi god (child of a demi god, that demi god being Herobrine).

Foolish: pan, agender, he/they+neos, immortal, 7’8”. Voice claim: Raine from The Owl House. Buff. Demi god.

Charlie: aroace, agender, he/it, immortal, 5’9” AuDHD. No voice claim yet. CHONKY :D. Plus sized c!Charlie my beloved. Walking piece of goo Normal human.

Quackity: gay, ambiamorous, trans ftm, he/him, 21, 5’8”, depression, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: Whizzer from Falsettos 2016. Duck hybrid.

Purpled: ace, polysexual, enby, they/he/star, 18, 5’8”. Voice claim: Louie from DuckTales 2016. Alien.

Punz: bi, agender, he/they, 25, 6’0”, ADHD. Voice claim: Zane from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts. Gold hybrid.

Ponk: gay, transfem, genderfluid, any pronouns, she/he preference, 34, 5’7”, ADHD, prosthetic arm. Voice claim: Mikey from ROTTMNT. Half lemon fairy, half human.

Sam: omni, male preference, bigender, he/they, 35, 7’4”. Voice claim: Raph from ROTTMNT. Creeper hybrid.

Dream: unlabeled, he/they+neos, 23, 6’2”, ADHD. Voice claim: Macaque from LMK. “Powerless” god.

George: gay, transmasc, any pronouns, they/he preference, 24, 5’8”, autism. Voice claim: Philip from The Owl House. Half mushroom fairy, half human.

Sapnap: pan, ambiamorous, he/him, 21, 5’10”. Voice claim: Finn from Adventure Time. Pretty buff. Half demon, half human.

Karl: ace, polysexual, ambiamorous, he/swirl/pop, 21, 5’11”, AuDHD. Voice claim: Bow from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (idk wtf to call it).

Bad: bi, demisexual and romantic, he/they/it, 36, 9’6”. Voice claim: Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Demon.

Skeppy: gay, transmasc, demiboy, he/it, 34, 5’7”. Voice claim: Percy from Lightning Thief the Musical. Diamond hybrid.

Puffy: bi, transfem, any pronouns, she/her preference, 31, 6’9”, OCD, prosthetic leg. Voice claim: Annapantsu. Goat hybrid.

Hannah: lesbian, trans mtf, she/her, 22, 5’4”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Katara from ATLA. Rose fairy.

Aimsey: lesbian, enby, any pronouns, 20, 4’11”, AuDHD, uses a walking stick. Voice claim: Hilda from Hilda. Bunny hybrid.

Boomer: bi, trigender, he/they/she, 23, 5’9”, ADHD. Voice claim: Ed from The Owl House. Frog hybrid.

Connor: ace, gay, he/zap/blast, 22, 5’7”, autism. Voice claim: Sea Hawk from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (still don’t know what to call it).

Schlatt: gay, he/him, 36, 6’3”. Voice claim: Haymitch from The Hunger Games. Goat hybrid.

Michaelmcchill: bi, he/him, 33, 6’2”, autism. Voice claim: Jake from Adventure Time. Panther hybrid.

Eryn: bi, demiboy, he/they/sharp/it, 16, 5’10”, ADHD. Voice claim: Leo from ROTTMNT. Half demon, half human.

CPK: pan, genderfluid, he/they/she/it/swish, immortal, 6’4”. Voice claim: Terry from Dragon Prince. Kitsune.

Callahan: gay, he/him, immortal, 5’7”, mute. Voice claim: no one. He’s mute. Demi god.

Alyssa: lesbian, she/it, 24, 5’5”. Voice claim: Sasha from Amphibia. Some sort of hybrid, I haven’t decided yet.

Tina: bi, trans mtf, she/her, 23, 5’3”. Voice claim: Candy from Gravity Falls. Half demon, half human.

Antfrost: gay, he/him, 29, 5’7”. Voice claim: Adrien from Miraculous Ladybug. Cat hybrid.

Hbomb: gay, he/she, 17, 5’8”. Voice claim: Launchpad from DuckTales 2016. Cat hybrid.

Vikk: bi, he/him, 38, 5’8”. Voice claim: Mr. Boonchuy from Amphibia. Parrot hybrid.

Lazar: probably queer in some way, he/him, 63, 5’10”. Voice claim: Fergus McDuck from DuckTales 2016. Gingerbread man.

Miscellaneous headcanons:

Cuddling with Quackity helps Wilbur sleep.

Whenever Tommy or Wilbur think about death, they play with the white streak in their hair 

When Dream was little, he used to draw his smile (TM) on stuff to “claim it”. Like, toys and shit like that.

The Syndicate gave each other hair styling tips.

The reason Quackity always wears a beanie is to cover his ears. For trauma reasons.

Tommy’s cardigan is made of Friend’s wool.

Sometimes Fundy, Foolish, and Sam spend the night at Las Nevadas, so they all have their own rooms there.

When Purpled winks, he winks both eyes on one side.

Karl has a bunch of those goofy ahh socks with like, fruit on them. You know want I’m talking about.

Dream’s birth name is Clay but he changed once more people started arriving in the SMP.

Techno plays violin and is teaching Ranboo.

Dream’s walking speed is the same as the speed walking of everyone else.

Bee duo wears their rings on their horns because Tubbo’s ring finger is busted and they wanted to match.

Fundy calls Eret dad, but not Wilbur. (Rip)

Ranboo’s a soprano.

Aimsey’s hair turns white in the winter.

Burger duo have to keep an eye on each other when they use knifes at the van. For… reasons.

Peer pressure duo practice controlled breathing together.

Techno’s bruh is a vocal stim.

Little Fundy used to jokingly bow at Eret.

Techno has reading glasses.

Techno’s hair gets really tangly if he doesn’t brush it after a day.

Callahan uses ASL to communicate and Alyssa’s his translator.

All of the fandom songs are written by the characters.

Ghostbur put stickers on his guitar.

Tubbo played softball/baseball growing up.

When Dream was in prison, he tallied the days he was there in the shape of a smile.

Wilbur sings and plays guitar to help Tommy fall asleep.

Charlie cries “human bits”.

Bad became really against swearing after he adopted Sapnap.

Wilbur taught Quackity how to play guitar.

Sam just saw George and Quackity all alone on the street and just adopted them.

Dream wears contacts.

Purpled’s UFO crashed on Earth when he was a little, so they don’t really remember anything about his home planet .

Tommy watches Bluey.

Tommy mainly listens to audiobooks.

Aimsey draws on their arm.

Kristen gave Phil immortality so they could always be together, but that caused him to only have one live.

Puffy and Schlatt are half siblings.

Quackity has a Medusa tattoo .

Before Quackity gave everyone in Las Nevadas rooms, Purpled slept in the van with Wilbur.

Boomer watches MHA.

Dream got a spider web tattoo on his elbow after prison break.

Hannah watches Miraculous.

Jack made Tommy and Wilbur matching chats.

It doesn’t matter how much sleep he actually got, Wilbur looks tired no matter what.

Fundy listens to the High School Musical soundtrack.

Karl was/is in the WoF and Warrior Cats fandoms.

Tommy sings Welcome Home and My L’Manburg to himself to help him fell asleep and/or destress.

Niki taught Tommy how to sew after Exile.

Every time Jack loses a life, he becomes more cyborg.

Phil started growing his hair out after Techno died.

Wilbur is that one annoying ass person that sings happy birthday well (everyone knows you’re not supposed to sing happy birthday well).

Wilbur masked for most of his time on the SMP (especially during the elections and Pogtopia) and only really unmasked after the people he was really close with.

Dream has retractable fingernail claws because of his limited shapeshifting abilities.

Sally and Milo are besties.

That’s it. I hope you like em :3

[cookie-gal]

A DSMP Oneshot

Philza Meets Michael And Other Stuff Happens

It's been awhile since Phil seen Tubbo, He has heard that Tubbo and his friend Ranboo seemingly has moved to the snowy lands of snowchester. Almost across from his and Techno's house. How...nice?

Philza decides to visit the goat boy's home outta curiosity, the first thing the crow man sees is, Tubbo and Ranboo outside on the porch talking about something can't really hear "Uh, hello..?" Philza awkwardly greeted waving his hand almost shyly Tubbo and Ranboo looked at each other, Tubbo with a stoic expression and Ranboo with a timid smile

"Hey Philza, P-Phil it's been awhile!" Ranboo greeted

"Hello Philza." Tubbo plainly greeted almost monotone, making Phil kinda uncomfortable. "Uhm, watcha guys up too it-its been awhile since we talked"

"We were about to get some firewood and relax with Michael- Ow!" The short goat boy elbowed The tall ender-hybrid in his arm "What the hell are you doing!" Tubbo whispered gripping Ranboo's ear "I-I'm sorry, I thought he knew about Michael.." Ranboo not really muttered. Philza just watched as two argued, whispered loudly that even Phil was able to hear. Their little argument went on and on for what felt like forever to Phil, that is until Phil asks "Who's Michael?" The two boys turned to Philza in sync and robotically

"He's no-one." Tubbo quickly answered wanting to change the subject

"Michael's our son. Our adopted son we found." Ranboo addressed

"What, you... You guys are married? Howcome I'm just uh, finding out now?"

"Well we kept our marriage a secret to protect Michael." Tubbo explained with a tired expression.

"Well..since I now know. Can I see him?"

"Mmmmm..." The goat's ears twitched at the question. The couple were very protective of their child.. and have been raising Micheal perfectly fine with no problems.. Then again, another person to look after Michael while either of them is out could be useful to them.. atleast to Tubbo..But on the other hand..its quite the risk As for his tall husband Ranboo.. "I think, I think Phil should see him. Phil's nice!" Ranboo whisper to Tubbo. "Yeah to you! But he's a bad father, Look at how he raised Wilbur!" Tubbo argued. "Aren't we also considered his sons too..?"

"Hey, so...can I see the kiddo?" Philza asked loudly breaking up the duo's whispery argument. Tubbo took a deep breath right before clapping his hands together giving the old crow man a answer. "Sure. You can see Michael but you aren't allowed to put your hands on him.. Understand Philza?" Philza nods in a agreement.

The three finally entered the big house, the cabin was filled with so many pictures of themselves How almost narcissistic.. Phil thought to himself the home was also filled with so many soft material and things as Phil looked around the more he realized that not Ranboo, but Tubbo was mostly eyeing him down like hawk slightly freaking the crow out.

There was nothing but slowly build tension.

The last room in the house was in the attic. Tubbo opened up the door, following Philza up in the room. Phil's eyes glimmered realizing what Michael was.. A pigmen or a Piglin a toddler piglin. 'He..he looks almost looks liked Techno when he was young" Phil muttered. The little piggy had one eye though, his fur was seemingly cutted or burned.. half of his face was also a skull.. Michael had very familiar yellow sweater just like Wilbur always had.. He..he looked too much like Techno and Wilbur combined. The curious Michael ran up to Philza, curiously observed crow man's wings.

Michael has never seen another person before Besides his dads...

Phil reaches his hand to pet curious pig but..

"No Phil."

Tubbo grabs Micheal.

"H-Huh What--what did I do? Did I do something wrong-"

"I said you can SEE Michael not TOUCH him Phil"

"Wh- Yeah...you did...say that..."

"Phil, you- you're like that irresponsible parent that'll let your children commit a terrorist crime and then do anything-- nothing about it. You're like a Trojan horse Philza."

Wtf

"WHAT-- I-I'm a good father! I mean, you-you turned out fine! Samething with Tommy... sorta and Wilbur- wait Wilbur didn't really turn out so great.. nevermind.."

Philza's ears droop down like a sad puppy

"I think you need to go Philza."

"...okay."

The sad crow felt like he was put on the spot, even though it basically his own curiosity that lead him here. He knew by Tubbo's obvious body language he clearly wasn't really wanted, but at the same time he couldn't figure out if he should be happy or not for Tubbo. Tubbo grew up somewhat perfectly, is now married and now is like a.. VERY protective father figure.

The father Wilbur should've had in Phil himself but he didn't.

Phil felt like the world was pretty much mocking him. Michael looking almost identical to Techno but a tad bit zombified, didn't really help either..

Before leaving out the door, Phil turned behind himself to see Tubbo holding his pig son tightly in his arms as Michael blankly stares at him.

Philza finally went outside like the goat man wanted.

Ranboo who's been standing outside, unbeknownst to Phil's and Tubbo's conversation that just happened, sees Philza looking upset across from him, pointy ears all sad n down, face covered by his green bucket hat. "You, uh, you okay Phil?" Ranboo asks.

"...Why does everything that goes near me die?"

"Uhm, well...not, not everyone Phil I mean, you still have some people who are still with you. You...you have, Technoblade, Tommy, me..if you want to count me... And Tubbo."

Phil's ears sorta perked up at the last name Ranboo said.. Does Tubbo really considered him as a father figure... after what he said..? Phil didn't really know. The old crow pulls out a photo an old photo of a young and happy Wilbur. Before everything that happened to him filled with trauma and anguish.

"Wil, use to write me letters... His letters were at first normal and..and fine but the more letters I got... The more.. concerned I got.. they were becoming more erratic...and then I got worried..and finally came here.. And I then I killed him.. on my first day here..."

"Well I heard Wilbur wasn't really in a good mindset at the time of his death.. either so... something was bond to happen.. Was killing him the best option? Well no.. but atleast you..have Ghostbur Phil..."

There's a reason Ghost was in his name for a reason, he was nothing but a reminder of what Philza had done to his child and another reminder of what Wilbur use to be like to Phil..

Philza sighed heavily and walked off porch still continuing to look at the old photo he held in his hands heading towards his house"I..I think I'm gonna try to put my son on the wall in my house... Phil says making Ranboo's alert up like a dog "Oh, uhm would you like for me to help you.. I-I mean, I'm pretty tall if you need to go on a high place..."

"Nah mate you, you're good. It's fine.." Phil for finally made his way towards his house pressing his hand on the door.. Ranboo putted his hand onto the sad crow's shoulder and asked; "Phil, are you sure.. you're gonna be okay?" Phil gave himself and replied; "Uhm.. Y-yeah I'm okay well, I hope I'll will.." Hoping the tall cautious boy would just leave..

"Well...if you say you're going to be okay.. then I guess I'll leave you be.. Bye Philza.." Ranboo leaves waving while.. Phil also doing the same finally stopping after Ranboo's gone from his view, finally closing the window.

Philza was exhausted.. emotionally exhausted, Tubbo was a better parent than he ever was to Wilbur..how embarrassing and yet pathetic.. Phil slid down to the floor, clenched his heart locket and cried quietly into his hat slowly soaking up the photo of Wilbur

[morpinaround]

saw your au dungeon in dsmp and had to share an idea about it because oh my gods I might MASSIVELY start brainrotting otherwise-

I think it would be funny for kabru + Latios and co to see techno and assume monsters got out or he's a new monster(assuming he looks like a piglin on a massive furry scale of techno designs) only for philza (who looks very beastman-y but definitely is sane and sound in mind- if you ignore how good he might be at fashioning weapons and armor out of things from monsters and from the dungeon for his loved ones including benchtrio and how insanely old he is while still being young-ish) to go "naw he's just a silly shapeshifter"(relatively joking + affectionate)

later on due to some needs, maybe he finally relaxes? or he tires himself out drastically in a battle? he suddenly shifts into a more human and not pig-man form and everyone is "O_O" at him.

OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ok so for this AU I've been thinking over how the dunmeshi world would try to understand what types of beasts/demihumans each dsmp member is. They're still completely what they were originally, but the dunmeshi characters keep trying to categorize them to fit them into their world (with the exception of Laios because I see him going like "Oh no you guys obviously aren't like anything we've seen. I'm gonna ask you a million questions though because I want to give you a NEW category") But anyway, here's how the dunmeshi characters view each member!! [entire explanation under]

Techno - At first they are just like. 100% sure he's an Orc. Techno doesn't really care at all what they think, but Philza gives off the vibes of "actually doesn't wanna get attacked on the surface" so he DEFINITELY tries to assure people "No he's just like- been cursed!!! To look all monstrous like this lol" (cus he's not sure how well they'll respond to shapeshifters, they might mistake Techno for a doppelgänger!) and Techno is like "What the fuck" for the most part but again. doesn't care enough. Philza - Genuinely they just thought he was an elf or half-elf for the longest period of time because he keeps his wings under his cape. Until he showed his wings and Laios freaked out thinking he was the first male harpy they'd ever recorded. Nope!! After that debacle they think of him like a Beastman like Izutsumi Tommy - Oni, probably an Ogre like Tade, though they are all quite curious on why his horns are "dyed" like that. Also why he's so small. Also why he's not from the east. Actually they don't fully think he's an Ogre at all it's just the first group they could put him with and they rolled with it Tubbo - I think they'd struggle the most with Tubbo. POSSIBLY?? They try to put him down as an Orc as well, but I think they'd just come to understand him like they do Philza, he's just a cursed Beastman. Ranboo - OKAY. So in the manga there's this character whos an elf called Flamela, and on the wiki at least (I can't be bothered to go through the manga for a proper refresher), it specifies that "her obsidian-like skin and silver hair are traits that are considered 'proof of true royalty.'." For this reason, I think it'd be fun if for the most part everybody, and ESPECIALLY the canaries, just think he's a really fucked-up royal Elf. Don't ask me how this makes sense it's just funny. Elves losing their mind over this "obviously lost member of our royalty" and he's just there

[metfell]

yess would love to hear ur older Michael thoughts :]

to me michael grows up to be someone who is obsessed with exploring. i think being brought up in a very isolated corner of the smp with very overprotective parents would leave him in a place of wanting to know about the world but being afraid to actually step foot out into it.

i think he gets into cartography. the nether is a very confusing place to navigate and compasses dont work, so i reckon having a way to actually orient yourself in the overworld would be something he would enjoy and want to engage in more. he makes maps of the server, finds old maps from different eras, and preserves the maps found in the rubble of the old museum.

i actually headcanon him as straight and asexual. i think as he fully matures he gets ridiculously good with riptide tridents, not only because of his love of the outdoors but also because his trident doubles as a walking stick.

he never learns ender because i dont think ranboo would even know the beginnings of how to teach it to someone else, but hes fluent in both common and piglin after he starts exploring the nether.

he lives in a small house near where the community house was, a bit to the left of eret's castle down past the courthouse, on a river. he does a lot of fishing in his free time. he's not much for snow, as its way too cold for someone meant for the nether.

i think hes a bit distant with his parents, but still friendly enough with them to have a good time. tubbo and michael spend time working on his maps, with tubbo telling him stories about the server as if it were through rose-tinted lenses and brushing aside the severity of some of the conflicts as tubbo tends to do. with ranboo, michael and him mainly make conversation while he's out exploring, with the two mainly discussing whatever it is theyre currently doing at the moment. ranboo is the type to really want to connect with michael, but because he wasnt there a lot when michael was young, he doesnt really know how to, but the two of them are both giving a really honest effort.

he gets along decently well with tommy, and tommy made a special knit hat for him that covers the exposed skull half of his face. i actually imagine him going through a phase where he tries to cover up and hide the skull side of his face as much as possible, probably when he starts trying to explore the nether more. by the time he's like 21 though, hes a lot better about owning the zombie half, and has one of the piglins he meets in the nether carve "tattoos" into the bone. tubbo thinks it looks cool as shit.

[elysianightsss]

Technoblade x reader - set some time after Dream’s visit.

I haven’t written for the OG in a while so I thought it’d be nice.

Dreamsmp reality

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, swearing, Techno simping.

Techno was a possessive man yes, but you were also pretty possessive yourself. How couldn’t you be? This man was everything and more. Truly you didn’t know how you got this lucky or what you could have possibly done to deserve him. You’re just grateful you have him.

“You’re staring.” His gruff monotone voice makes your heart skip a beat. It’s deeper than usual, his voice, sleep trying to pull him back in. You’d climbed out of the black hole of unconsciousness about an hour ago, an hour spent looking at your man.

His muscular stature at complete and utter ease, peacefulness making his features so relaxed. You loved seeing him this way, it put a smile on your face. Whenever Techno is awake you can bet he’s on edge. With all the enemies in the mainlands who can blame him. Not to mention the green man who knows about you. A big regret for Tec.

“I’m gazing.” You huff, and it’s so fucking adorable, the corners of Techno’s lips turn upwards knowing full well you’ve got a pout on your pretty lips.

“Sweetheart.” He slides his arm around your waist only just noticing he wasn’t touching you and well he couldn’t have that. He pulls your body into his trying to make up for the last few minutes his skin wasn’t against yours, with closeness.

Your sweet little hum in acknowledgment to the nickname your husband had given not long after you met, had his eyes opening to see the most beautiful sight. His perfect wife laying next to him in bed.

The curtains blow gently with the soft breeze, it’s oh so lovely on a hot day like this. You’d think with all the snow around it would be cold all the time but as your hot blooded beast likes to remind you with every complaint, it gets hot sometimes. Days like this you’re grateful Techno had gone all DIY crazy recently and built a balcony for you to sunbathe on.

The warm streaks of sunlight glare through the cracks of the curtains leaving behind shards of sun in its wake. Ones that seem to find the end of the bed, they catch Techno’s eye and all the voices go into mayhem. Each one having a fit about what a horrible day it’s going to be because of the ghastly heat in the air.

Though Techno isn’t listening, how can he when your staring up at him so prettily.

“Let’s stay in bed today.” He suggest and the voices quieten at the idea, it’s not half bad. Your giggle makes the words worthwhile even if the day doesn’t go that way.

“We can’t stay in bed all day Tec, what about food?” You question with an accusing tone, eyes narrowing in offense.

“Oh how silly of me!” He smirks watching you smile in response, “how could I forget about food!” Your Piglin hybrid laughs, and it’s so nice seeing him happy. God knows he deserves it.

“More like stupid of you.” You blink lazily heart full of love when he looks at you like he is.

“Shut up you child!” The voice of Phil makes you jump slightly, a deep unwilling growl comes from Techno when you do. He didn’t mean to, you both know that but something made you jump. He can’t help that instinctively his primal reflex to anything that could be a threat to you was violence. He had his Piglin brethren to thank for that.

“I’m not a child!” Tommy’s voice has you sitting up in bed with a small laugh, eyes on the balcony doors parallel to your bed, they’re slightly open letting you earwig the conversation happening below. You don’t regret Phil living next to you one bit. It’s made your lives better and more interesting to say the least. That plus the knowledge that your friend is just next door and safe puts you both at ease.

“You kinda are.” Ranboo’s voice is added to the mix as the trio’s footsteps are heard on the wooden bridge joining yours and Phil’s houses together.

“Shut the fuck up. Aren’t we gonna ask if they wanna join?” Tommy asks pointing to his uncle’s house. Phil gives him a pointed look knowing his Aunt and Uncle would be very preoccupied at this time in the morning.

“No.” Phil shakes his head setting off to hunt for food, the boys following him.

“They’re gone.” Techno can’t help but sigh his warm large hands wrapping around your form easing you back into the covers with him. “It’s just us.” You recognise it, it’s buried deep within your mind, that tone underlining the perfect monotonous voice.

You let him do as he pleases, he knows what you like. His hands sliding over your bare body taking in every edge, curve, and inch. It’s slow and teasing, his rough fingertips dragging across your body. It’s times like these when the voices are absolutely silent.

“Tec.” It’s more of a whine than a whimper, it slips from your lips that you want to be swollen from his kisses, he understands leaning down to kiss you softly. His lips slotting over yours, body moulding against you always so warm and soft.

“Gonna take care of you darlin’.” The words vibrate through you making your cunt flutter, his thick fingers slide though your dripping folds. The moan echos in the air, but it’s not from you it’s from him. His eyes close and his face contorts with pleasure at the feel of you, it’s so perfect. “Can’t get enough of this cunt. My cunt.”

He doesn’t think you hear it but fuck you do, you hear him say those words just as he pushes a finger inside of you and you sob. It’s glorious, so thick and so warm. You have to use the same words because you can’t think of any others; your mind so gone from the feeling of him inside you.

His phrases of pure praise bring you higher and higher to your peak, he knows what he’s doing when he speaks about you like you’re not there. When he talks about your pussy as if it’s a whole ass person. Another finger and your arching off the bed chasing the orgasm that’s building so spectacularly.

“Fuck sweetheart, look at the way she’s sucking me back in so desperate to keep my fingers inside.” He moves, he has to get a better view of this. No matter how many damn times he sees it, he can’t stop staring, can’t stop his hot blood boiling with desire.

Techno groaned at the sight of his third finger sliding into your sopping cunt, “oh yes that’s it.”

“Techno!” You clench with a ear piercing whine, you know it’s loud and you thank whoever’s listening that the trio decided to go food hunting. You can still hear Steve’s oovvvvv outside and some of the dogs barking but it’s nothing compared to the high pitched whines ringing in your husband’s ears.

“Oh yes.” He grins so cheekily when you start clenching more and more he knows you’re there, “oh yes come on sweetheart, give it to me.” He starts pistoling so fucking quick, it leaves your body frozen. Your eyes disappearing into your skull with each wave of pleasure rolling over you again and again. He doesn’t stop, letting your second orgasm merge with your first one.

It flows through your veins so spectacularly, it has you sobbing in the air trying to pull away from his overstimulating hand, “Don’t run from me sweetheart.” He tuts with a dangerous glare warning you to move an inch. Now, you could stay still take the overstimulation and orgasms given with such love and gentleness. Or you could move, pull away, maybe even run and get a punishment. You didn’t know which one sounded better.

He sees it, sees the contemplation in your eyes and shakes his head slowly. “Sweetheart-“

You grin, “What?” You pull away gently and he lets you, you don’t even question it as he watches you stand on shaky legs, “as if you’re gonna do anything.” You scoff with such fake confidence, watching him narrow his eyes a menacing grin growing on his face.

“Run.”

And I-

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HI SAME ANON AGAIN AND I WANT TO SAY YOUR RESPONSE IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF, WE'RE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH AVDIADB, I'm still thinking abt it sm, how much would their dynamic change by the end? What would it look like in the middle of it all??? The absolute complicated mix of emotions and thoughts and opinions that they REALLY don't have time to unpack because of the situation they're in (despite the fact that this situation might be the only reason they're actually examining those complicated feelings in the first place whether they like it or not). I would give more thoughts but rn all that comes out is incomprehensible screaming and I'm also really late to somewhere, anyways firework duo my everything

YEYEYEYEYE, FIREWORKDUO YEEEEEE!!!!

I think Technoblade especially would use the whole "I'm just doing this for Ranboo" excuse a lot more, he's that type of guy. And he'd make jokes about it because it's easier for him to brush it off that way, so he wouldn't feel a need to examine his motivations further. Tubbo might also do it a couple times but he's just pragmatic enough to be like "Look, you're the only non-stranger in this place. You're a capable fighter. If you died, that'd be an issue for me" outright. Shoving his own (conflicted) emotions aside for survivability or what he thinks is 'better'/'safer' is kind of c!Tubbo's thing. It's the trauma and all-

Tubbo will try to hold onto his independence more and would be less likely to take directions from Techno - despite also openly admitting this is a situation where Techno has a lot more expertise and probably could make better judgment calls. He'd be open to Techno's advice, but not his orders, if that makes sense? Their alliance would be less 'friends trying to keep each other safe' and a lot more 'you're all I have to fall back on in this situation, and I dislike that but I can't change that', at least at first. Over time that would shift, though I think the full extent of their changed dynamic wouldn't really hit until AFTER they got out again. I think if I were to write a fic with this premise, the part at the arena would need to only be the first half of the story because the other half would be the fallout and how it would affect them, how it has changed their views on each other, how they'd each separately and together deal with the long term trauma or effects, and how other characters (especially Ranboo, and to a lesser extent probably people like Phil, Tommy, etc) react or play into that changed dynamic.