#halfbreadstick

[karcrab]

six selfie thing ft me doing similar photos while breaking the binary and also turning into a troll oops

ye i was tagged by glitchystrider and cinnamoncharlie

lemme see halfbreadstick, sercunt, methexile, and chatonjolras do this if u guys want but u dont have to

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tagged by cinnamoncharlie Answer the questions using songs from ONE artist only. Pass it on to other people. Try not to repeat a song title, its a lot harder than you think! lmao using arctic monkeys here we go What is your gender - She's Thunderstorms Describe yourself - Fluorescent Adolescent How do you feel - Despair in the Departure Lounge Where do you currently live - Cornerstone If you could do anywhere, where would you go? - 505 Your favorite form of transport - Riot Van Your best friend - Arabella You and your friends - Dangerous Animals Favorite time of day - When the Sun Goes Down What is life to you - A Certain Romance Your relationship - I Wanna be Yours Your fear - Fire and the Thud tagging halfbreadstick and monarchstyx

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okay, the tell me about urself meme thing is gonna be under a readmore bc it is v long and dumb omg

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.fuuuck it depends which one we’re talking about. with Stranger than Fiction, i remember i was a bit too young to grasp all of it, but i thought it was sweet and interesting. when i watched it more and more, though, i understood what it all meant and now find new things to fall in love with. it’s a very funny but heavy movie. 

2: Talk about your first kiss.l m a o okay so i was like four??? and i was at a VBS thing, and we were talking about Jonah. so we had this giant fucking whale thing we could go inside, and i was chilling, minding my own business inside this goddamn whale, and this other little dude just comes over and kisses me???? and i’m like ???? 

3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.i mean, i cant say it was healthy, but it was literally in a matter of weeks or few months that we built each other up to be each others world, and everything was intense. the highs were perfect but the lows were devastating. i took way too long to realize the lows weren’t worth the few highs. 

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.i regret not standing up for myself sooner. for a while, i stayed with people who treated me like garbage because they loved me or said they did. i held on to a lot of lost causes and really ended up doing myself a lot more damage than help just because i didn’t want to give up the love i thought i had. while i wont deny that it made me stronger than i ever was before by fighting my way out of all those shitty situations, i cant say that it was all for the better. it’s very hard to get close and vulnerable now. 

5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.one year i had a handful of friends of friends over, and we spent the whole time eating a lot, playings games, and running around. it was actually a lot of fun???

6: Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.my 16th got me v anxious bc of the amount of people there and the snide comments from some relatives, but i think what was slightly worse was the year or two before that when we literally did nothing. i think the only reason that sort of sucked was because a month earlier i watched my brothers get spoiled with stuff?? idk it sounds greedy, but it hurt my feelings bc it was the first time the difference between me and them getting paid attention to was that vast.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.i’m very insecure about my body. i know that it’s probably fine, but there’s always a part of me that can’t stop thinking about all the little things that would be “so much better” if they were different. i’ve been taking steps to try to love myself more, tho, and i will say that i’m more body confident than ever. still got some ways to go tho.

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.i really dont know. i guess im proud of my maturity and ability to see things from a wide perspective. it makes it easier to know people and understand situations.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.oh god, these are so weird. i like the color of my eyes because they’re always changing, but even in their normal state, they’re interesting. i have a rly cute freckle on my pinky?? i suppose my hands and teeth are okay. idek. my hair and eyebrows are usually pretty cool. yeah.

10: Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had.idk i was in public and this person wouldnt stop texting me nasty things. my anxiety was through the roof, they wouldnt stop, my friend had to calm me down and shit got vicious when i could finally answer bc it was a lot of pent up feelings and resentment

11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.i dont remember my really good dreams very well, but p much ones that have me being silly and mushy w ppl i care about r nice.

12: Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.lmao once i had a dream where my parents were trying to kill my brothers and me bc they didnt want to deal with us anymore, and they were trying to make me chose one and i woke up bawling bc i really cant stand the thought of anyone hurting them

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.it was intense, ig. it was something i used to worry about, but in that moment, it was pretty easy to just let go and share that.

14: Talk about a vacation.my family and I used to go to the outer banks all the time, and i had so much fun there with everyone. we’d go to the beach all the time, stay in pretty houses, and have a lot of good food. it was nice to be around all of them and just be happy. 

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.sdfghjkl probably when i was really young? i had a great time with all my family and stuff, and shit was just more carefree. 

16: Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.hmmm. well, my friends and i periodically throw “parties” where we get together instead of going to big school functions and just watch a lot of movies, eat pizza/snacks, and play board games until rly late?? idk it’s a lot of fun

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.idk there’s a lot of rad ppl i wouldnt mind befriending, i love meeting ppl, but im kind of also content so i cant rly give specifics.

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.in third grade my friends and i had these little stuffed animal things we could slide on our pencils, and we played with them a lot. idk what happened, but one day, i guess we were being really ridic in the middle of learning time with them, and my teacher took them away, never to be seen again. it was v sad. 

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.lmao okay so there was this thing where we’d get golden chips for positive behavior, and i had a fuck ton?? and you could cash them in to go to cool things in the gym theyd sometimes have. well, almost every time they did those, i just didnt cash mine in so i didnt have to go??? like i was literally like “yeah, thats cool and all, but nah.” and then i’d just be with some teacher that stayed behind and people that didnt get chips, an i just watched a lot of Bill Nye bc that seemed more important to me

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.my APUSH teacher decided to take 42 minutes of call time to just reenact Rocky. he literally spent an entire class period reenacting Rocky for us. it was beautiful. 

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.idk ive been turning down a lot of cis boys for a while bc they were icky and weird 

22: Talk about your worst fear.idk im just sort of afraid of living an unfulfilling life?? i want it to be meaningful and rich

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.this person i liked had a best friend that also liked her?? but she liked me, did not have any feelings like that for her friend, and she was v annoyed with her and her getting in the way??? still, she decided to turn me down bc she didnt want to hurt her friends feelings, but in hindsight, im glad. we would not have worked.

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.i can’t really think of anything that was very impactful bc im v bad at that sort of thing?? 

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.we used to hang out constantly. there was rarely a time we weren’t at each others houses. we’d confide to each other about everything and we’d talk about music and movies and watch stupid shows. but then she sort of drifted away from everyone, including me, bc she left school and then would always be smoking or sleeping and v unreachable. i finally just gave up. 

26: Talk about things you do when you’re sick.C R Y. and i watch a lot of movies and drink ginger ale and eat soup. also i sleep a lot and get v sweet or sad. 

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.idk?? i really like smiles and eyes, which i guess sounds cheesy???? but like, wow, those are hella. I look at them a lot.

28: Talk about your fetishes.i,,,cant really,,think of any?? no??

29: Talk about what turns you on.ig just taking control or trying to at least. and like damn show ure interested and show me that you care a lot. 

30: Talk about what turns you off.tbh bad hygiene is one thing that really makes me B( and like, dont be an ass?? your shitty treatment of me or others isnt cool?? and like, ppl who are ridic violent or shit on my ideas. also im not about smoking at all.

31: Talk about what you think death is like.probably peaceful, but i cant really say. its not something i give that much thought, at least not anymore. 

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.my friend had these trees/vines in her backyard that we’d climb and swing and hang out on. we called it the clubhouse. it was fun, and it was like our own little tree house made completely by nature. 

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.i kind of just curl up in bed and cry until im numb or until i can handle it, and then i’ll watch a movie or show i like a lot and talk to someone i care about/that cares about me. 

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.fuck, my cramps are the worst. i can barely move, nothing helps, and i feel like im going to pass out. i just got something that should help tho??? but daaamn theyre bad. 

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.can i please stop picking at my nails. also, i want to stop comparing myself to others and just feel good about me. 

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.iM NOT GULITY THEYRE NOT GUILTY OKAY I JUst rly like musicals and rom coms and cartoons sometimes. also gdfi i could eat pizza forever. 

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.i cant really say that there’s anyone that i thought that i was in love with that i didnt fall in love with.

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.She Does Not Brave the War by My Brightest Diamonds reminds me of my mom lmaoLying to You by Keaton Henson reminds me of some exesMoon Song by Karen O reminds me of my bbies that are v cute and too far awayYou Don’t Need to Love Me from If/Then reminds me of my squad bbs 

39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.i wish i’d known how to speak my mind and stick up for myself sooner. i wish i knew that it was okay to feel depressed and like the world is caving in as long as that doesnt persist forever. i wish i knew how to take time to make myself happy before others.

40: Talk about the end of something in your life. i tore thru a big box of pizza with my squad the other day, and when that was gone, i was sad.

[karcrab]

all signs

aries: what is your greatest ambition?tbh i just wanna have a fulfilling life filled w people and things i love

taurus: do you like having controversial discussions?y e s but i also hate when people are too fucking bullheaded to consider my opinion and then i get rly salty

gemini: if you tell others your accomplishments more often to motivate them or to feel good about yourself?idk really i guess a little of both??

cancer: what civilization interests you most?i have no idea tbh

leo: do you think it's fair to criticize others to make yourself feel better?eh not really

virgo: how much do you exaggerate stories?i mean my story telling gets p damn dramatic soooo,,,

libra: would you rather have justice or mercy?i suppose it depends on the circumstance

scorpio: what facial expression do you use most often?lmao i make a lot of dumb faces and am very expressive so it’s hard to say

sagittarius: do you overthink situations?Y E A H EVERY SINGLE ONE

capricorn: are you a good judge of character?p decent ig i can definitely tell when someones giving off really bad vibes

aquarius: what's the most rebellious thing you've ever done?idk man i do a lot of silly things

pisces: do you feel like you've been taken advantage of?oh plenty of times   

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myShallow:1. Favorite color: pink probs2. Height: 4′113. Eye color: blue/grey4. Hair color: pink and blue5. Age: 176. Piercings?: ears7. Tattoos?: nah8. Favorite animal/pet: kITTIES AND SNAKIES9. Favorite scent: vanilla10. What time is it?: 8:36 PM

Wading:11. Favorite time of day: Like...12:0012.First pet: kitty13. Siblings: 2 brothers14. First car: lmao15. On a day like today you would...?: skype w sage--oh wait. also eat a lot of ice cream pls buy me ice cream16. The last book you read: Catcher in the Rye17. The last text message you sent/received: “SKELETONS ARE MY LIFE” to seb18. Are you usually hot or cold: cold19. Pick one thing to your left, what does it mean to you: my pillow is comfy and important to my sleep20. Day or night and why: Night because everything seems cooler

Knee Deep:21. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?: today22. When was the last time someone told you they loved you: today23. Who is your best friend and how did you meet: Marina, we met in school24. Would you rather...memes: SAGE STOP W YOUR MEMES 25. Do you get sick often: kindaaa26. Do you live alone or with other people: w people27. When was the last time you saw your family: today28. What do you want to achieve in the next year: not sucking29. Do you believe in true love: yesss30. Have you ever been hurt by someone you thought cared about you: yeaah

To the Waist:31. When was the last time you got hurt: uhhh probs today32. Have you ever hurt yourself: i mean im p good at running into walls33. What was the last fight you had about: im totally gonna fight seb rn34. Has anyone told you they hated you: yeah35. Have you seen anyone die: kinda36. What would you tell your younger self: theyre not worth it; you worth so much more37. Would you skip the bad parts of your life to be successful: nope38. What do you want to do with the rest of your life: be happy and love a lot39. Have you left behind/ were you left behind in a friendship: sorta ye40. What is more important memes or cinnamon rolls?: CINNAMON ROLLS BYE MEMER

Neck Deep:41. Who would you want to meet again in your life: idk 42. Why did you choose your career path: i didnt43. What is something you regret from your past: a lot of peeeeople44. How much time is left at the end of your day: either so much or none45. What was your last dream about: omg i dont remember but sage was there46. Have you ever hated someone and why: yeah because they were a terrible person47. Talk about your favorite family member: my mom is hell cool tbh48. What is one thing you want to confess: sageisreallyverycuteanditmakesmyhearthappyandfeelathing49. Have you ever tried to take away your problems instead of deal with them: yeeee50. Who would you save- yourself or a stranger?: idk

Head Under Water:51. Have you been in love: mhmmm52. Talk about someone in your life who has died: my granny took care of me when i was young and was like a second mother so that was cool53. Describe your first kiss: i mean it was at a VBS thing, i was like 4, and it was in the middle of the belly of the whale. i was very upset. 54. When was the last time you thought you were beautiful: ehh maybe yesterday55. Have you ever had to recover after something: yeee56. What do you hate about everyone who isn’t me: they are u bb57. Top ten life values: idk uhhhh,,,,,just a list of my life: fun, love, affection, pizza, music, netflix, family, friends, literature, passion58. How do you fall asleep: curled up by my phone or lap top w netflix or something on59. When was the last time you smiled and the last time you cried: uhh smiled now; cried saturday60. Would you give up everything for shia labeouf: YES

Drowning:61. Ask your own question: why am i so cute?: yoURE FUCKING SMALL LIKE ME AND YOU HAVE A CUTE VOICE AND SMILE AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK MAN

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blows u kisses

gives u all the kisses tbhbreadsticks <3

[karcrab]

my doctor says i'm lacking vitamin Jay, can you supply me with more?

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1-50 fucker

1: What is your name and does it mean anything? jay; probably means jay gatsby lmao

2: How long have you known your best friend? technically since 5th grade, but we only started becoming really great friends in 7th

3: What position do you normally sleep in? fetal position lmao 

4: Are/Were you a part of any “clique” in high school? not really tho the squad is stroooong

5: Who is/was your favorite teacher in high school and why? shiiiit ive had too many good ones to say :\

6: Do you wish to travel a lot? yessss

7: Do/Did you participate in any sports while in school? nO FUCK THAT

8: Show a sample of your handwriting: laaaater

9: Have you ever given blood? lmao no im a baby

12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends? we shared classes and shit, and tbh idk how that friendship happened

13: Name one movie that made you cry. ALL OF THEM But especially Rent

14: Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither? both yo

15: Things about someone that you find attractive? p much just be sage and youre gold

16: What song are you currently listening to? sage being a BUTTHOLE

17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how? naaah

18: A random memory: some dude kissed me in the belly of the whale at VBS when i was young and it ruined my life

20: What was the last thing you watched on tv? legally blonde,,,,

21: Do you think you’d make a good parent? hell yeah

22: Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person? bRING ME SAGE RIGHT NOW FUCKER

22: What was the last dream you remember having? dont wanna talk about it lmao

23: When is your birthday? march 29th

24: How many pillows do you sleep with? 5

25: Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glassesyeah for about,,,6-7 years?

26: What color is your hair? cotton candy

28: What is your favorite soda? shit maybe dr pepper

29: What is a strange talent that you have? i can recite a lot of shakespeare

30: How’s the weather right now? p ok

31: Why did one of your friendships end? people sUCK

32: Who do you miss right now? so many ppl

33: Why did your last relationship end? l m a o

34: Are you still figuring out who you are?i think so

35: Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why? naaah

36: What is your favorite restaurant? burgatory 

37: What is word that you always seem to spell wrong? all of them

38: Would you ever adopt kids? yes

39: What is your favorite kind of pizza? probs bacon and pepperoni

40: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? i wANT MORE SLEEP

41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why? @ sage rn

42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? i used to eat pennies as a kid i think

43: How do you start a conversation? “ure gay”

44: What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?arctic monkeys

45: Do you come from a family “of money?”no

46: Do you have a bucket list?sorta

47: What is your favorite series of books?,,,series of unfortunate events,,,fight me,,,

48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?all the time

49: Where do you go when you’re sad?my bed

50: 5 random facts about yourself:1. smol gay2. sage is my life3.oitnb ruins me4. hannibal is slowly taking over my life again5. IM MUSICAL LOVING GARBAGE