One of the most wonderful things about House MD both as a fandom and as a show is that you can ship everyone. And the show doesn't even just tolerate it, it actively encourages it. Hilson? Obviously. Choreman? Works better than you'd expect. The Ducklings as a whole? 10/10, no notes. Chirteen? I mean, Chase does try a few times. Kutthroat? From the few scenes we get with them that actually makes as much sense as the name. Ambteen? Peak enemies to lovers. Taubner? Adorable, pass it on. Halvie? The cutest thing you've ever seen. Studdy? Way underrepresented. Chark? Why not, actually. Wilberhouse? Even that might work. Hudson? The blueprint for all poly couples. Hell, mix and mash 'em together for all I know, make New Jersey's Most Toxic Polycule.
But you know what doesn't work as well? The actual ships in the show.
Camchase is the least of your worries there, very sadly doesn't last but the idea was cute.
Wilber was, albeit to some extent a watered down version of Hilson, still the deepest relationship Wilson's managed with a woman so far, but ultimately doomed.
Huddy was such otp material, but was also absolutely ruined by the end of S7.
Foreteen is somehow the most random thing you've ever seen happen. Not bad, per se, but...unexpected.
Hacy is ancient history and damn near breaks House when it comes up again because the guy's been pining for five years.
Luddy is shipped by absolutely nobody and breaks up in the most unspectacular way possible.
Wilson and any of his ex-wives (or exes in general, for that matter) are an absolute fucking catastrophe, I mean, the man has the pattern recognition of a concussed squirrel on speed.
House is going through a case with the ducklings(tuab, 13, and Kutler included) and he's going on then he stops as alvie walks in and goes.
"Alvie go get me a sandwich."
And alvie not really paying attention goes "Okay. I know what papi likes" and just walks out the door making Foreman spit his drink and Cameron to blush while Taub is like "goddammit, here." And he gives Kutner $20 bucks because as soon as house had a new "assistant" he called it bullshit and was like they're together.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Sometimes House rants about Wilson. About Wilson and his ex-wife now girlfriend; about Wilson and his stupid thick brows and his pretty brown eyes and Alvie’s heart hurts all over because someone loves House and he loves that someone back. It’s not a pretty feeling, knowing how someone is getting what you can only dream of ever having.
A fic of Alvie pining and Alvie getting what he thought he could only dream of.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: House M.D.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Juan "Alvie" Alvarez/James Wilson, Greg House/James Wilson, Juan “Alvie” Alvarez/Greg House/James Wilson
Characters: Juan "Alvie" Alvarez, James Wilson (House M.D.), Greg House, Lisa Cuddy
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Married Couple, Open Marriage, Making Out, Implied Sexual Content, Trans Male Character, Medication
Series: Part 2 of something about him
Summary:
Kissing Wilson makes him feel like the only person in the world who means anything, the only person who deserves to be treated with care. The feeling is addictive.
