#kutthroat

[kutner-elegist]

[starburned-and-unkissed]

house md textposts <3

[meanest-big-lassie-out-city]

feeling sad so i made some more amber memes

[maudlin-scribbler-archive]

just remembered I can make gifs of anything I want. one of the top moments from you don't want to know. to me

[leliest]

One of the most wonderful things about House MD both as a fandom and as a show is that you can ship everyone. And the show doesn't even just tolerate it, it actively encourages it. Hilson? Obviously. Choreman? Works better than you'd expect. The Ducklings as a whole? 10/10, no notes. Chirteen? I mean, Chase does try a few times. Kutthroat? From the few scenes we get with them that actually makes as much sense as the name. Ambteen? Peak enemies to lovers. Taubner? Adorable, pass it on. Halvie? The cutest thing you've ever seen. Studdy? Way underrepresented. Chark? Why not, actually. Wilberhouse? Even that might work. Hudson? The blueprint for all poly couples. Hell, mix and mash 'em together for all I know, make New Jersey's Most Toxic Polycule.

But you know what doesn't work as well? The actual ships in the show.

Camchase is the least of your worries there, very sadly doesn't last but the idea was cute.

Wilber was, albeit to some extent a watered down version of Hilson, still the deepest relationship Wilson's managed with a woman so far, but ultimately doomed.

Huddy was such otp material, but was also absolutely ruined by the end of S7.

Foreteen is somehow the most random thing you've ever seen happen. Not bad, per se, but...unexpected.

Hacy is ancient history and damn near breaks House when it comes up again because the guy's been pining for five years.

Luddy is shipped by absolutely nobody and breaks up in the most unspectacular way possible.

Wilson and any of his ex-wives (or exes in general, for that matter) are an absolute fucking catastrophe, I mean, the man has the pattern recognition of a concussed squirrel on speed.

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

got bored during my lecture so i drew kutthroat with a mouse on ms paint

[choco-worms]

since your requests are open -- it's kind of a rarepair but....amber x kutner? i think they could be cute

Legs that go all the way to Canada!!!!!!!!!!! Theyre so cute omg thank you for requesting!!

[scribbling-md]

one-upmanship

(1,5k; kutner & amber)

ONE-UPMANSHIP, n.: The art or practice of outdoing or keeping one jump ahead of a friend or competitor.

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in other words, a 4×05 Mirror Mirror coda fic.