Jun 17, 2018
Text 028: I Just Want A Sandwich
Halwyn: Guys can someone tell Rowan to cool it?
Zeke: What's up with her?
Halwyn: She had a dream I was a serial killer and now she won't let me touch any knives.
Jack: ...Did you try explaining to her that it was a dream and you're not a murderer?
Halwyn: No, I let her think it was all real I even dressed up.
Halwyn: OF COURSE I TOLD HER BUT SHE SAYS IT'S 'JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE'.
Rowan: DREAMS MEAN THINGS AND HAL CAN'T BE TRUSTED
Halwyn: I JUST WANT TO MAKE A PB&J.
Rowan: N O K N I V E S.
Zeke: If I have to hear Hal shout about sandwiches again all day I'm going to murder myself.
Jack: Same.
Halwyn: Well fine I guess I'll STARVE.