They said THAT

This blog is dedicated to all of the wacky and wild texts conversations that have (probably) happened between the population of #École pour les puissants.

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Text 029: Unsupervised

Savannah: So

Savannah: I woke up on someone's lawn this morning.

Savannah: Not really sure how I got there so last night must've been fantastic.

Jace: Sav oh my god

Romeo: ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED TO BE PICKED UP??

Savannah: Nah, I'm almost back to campus but

Savannah: I found a doorknob in my bag a couple minutes ago so...yeah

Savannah: Hope whoever owns it doesn't need it today.

Romeo: O:

Jace: Wild.

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Text 028: I Just Want A Sandwich

Halwyn: Guys can someone tell Rowan to cool it?

Zeke: What's up with her?

Halwyn: She had a dream I was a serial killer and now she won't let me touch any knives.

Jack: ...Did you try explaining to her that it was a dream and you're not a murderer?

Halwyn: No, I let her think it was all real I even dressed up.

Halwyn: OF COURSE I TOLD HER BUT SHE SAYS IT'S 'JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE'.

Rowan: DREAMS MEAN THINGS AND HAL CAN'T BE TRUSTED

Halwyn: I JUST WANT TO MAKE A PB&J.

Rowan: N O K N I V E S.

Zeke: If I have to hear Hal shout about sandwiches again all day I'm going to murder myself.

Jack: Same.

Halwyn: Well fine I guess I'll STARVE.

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Text 027: Oh Hela

Thor: Do not worry, dear sister! No matter what, you will machete through this!

Thor: make it*

Hela: You were correct the first time.

Thor:

Thor: Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.

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Text 026: Tacos

Alicia: Dad come on.

Sylvia: Yeah it's not that serious.

Tony:

Sylvia: You can't ignore us forever, we're your kids.

Alicia: And, as stated above, it's not that serious.

Tony:

Tony: I refuse to talk to either of you until you proclaim that you love me more than tacos.

Alicia: Tacos are literally heaven sent.

Sylvia: Yeah we kinda can't agree to that.

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Text 025: Bench Press

Jace: So I saw V at the gym tonight.

Romeo: She probably looked like an angel.

Jace: I wasn't done.

Jace: I saw her get into it with this guy.

Jace: He was talking shit about how 'girls should stick to 5 pound weights' and 'lifting is for men'.

Jace: So V

Jace: She fucking picks him up and starts bench pressing him.

Romeo: IS SHE OKAY!?!?!?!?!

Jace: She's fine but I'm 99.99999999% sure that guy is going to be scarred for the rest of his life.

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Text 024: A Fair Trade

Hela: Thor.

Hela: Brother.

Hela: You are not still upset are you?

Thor: We are not on speaking terms right now.

Hela: You cannot be mad forever.

Thor: You traded me to the enemy for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

Hela:

Hela: In my defense, I would have settled for just the wine.

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Text 023: Boys' Night

Jean: Can you guys keep it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep.

John: Hmm

John: No.

Jean: What are you even doing?

John: Karaoke with Bobby while drinking juice out of the carton.

John: I'm a rebel.

Jean: You're a dork.

John: Don't judge me.

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Text 022: Magmetus #2

Ragni: Are you still leaving Magni on read?

Admetus: No.

Admetus: I've simply started ignoring the messages altogether.

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Magni: YOU'RE TEXTING ADMETUS AREN'T YOU?

Ragni: ☑️Read at 2:21am

Magni:

Magni: REALLY?!?

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Text 021: Not The Point

Clementine: I said I was sorry!

Laurie:

Laurie: I bailed you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of the Professor's car so you had a 'comfy place to sit'.

Clementine: It was uncomfortable!

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Text 020: The Threat

Sif: LOKI LAUFEYSON I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Loki: You'll have to get in line.

Loki: There is a line.

Loki: You're #47.

Loki: I'm unsure of what I did to upset so many people this evening but apparently I'm on a roll.

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Text 019: Boy Problems

Ragni: That's it. That is it.

Magni: What?

Ragni: I can't do this anymore.

Ragni: He's too perfect. Too gorgeous. Too amazing.

Magni: Ohhhh you're having boy problems.

Magni: What are you going to do?

Ragni: It's simple.

Ragni: I have to kill him.

Magni: I don't think that's the way to go.

Ragni: I can't hit on him so he has to die.

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Text 018: She Wants Me

Ororo: For the last time, no.

Scott: C'mon!

Ororo: N o.

Peter: Well that's that.

Scott: I just want to know what she thinks about me.

Jubilee: You could....ask her?

Jean: You guys do realize I'm a member of this group chat, right?

Peter: Oh shit.

Jubilee: 🤣🤣

Jean: Scott....words can't describe how cute you are.

Scott: Oh really?😉

Jean: But numbers can. 3/10.

Peter: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ororo: Roast him girl!

Jean: With that, I'm heading to bed. Talk to you guys later.

Jubilee: Scott? You there? Are you getting some aloe vera for that burn?

Scott: ...

Scott: She so wants me.

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Text 017: Skittles

Mimi: Kiyo! You ate my skittles, didn't you?!

Kiyo: No! Why is it that whenever anything of yours goes missing you always assume I took it?

Mimi: Because it's no secret that you'll do anything to get on my nerves.

Kiyo: You and Cherry torment me literally everyday.

Kiyo: If anything I want to avoid you.

Mimi: Buy me another bag or I'm telling dad.

Kiyo: Ugh, fine!

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Cherry: Didn't you give your skittles to Dawn?

Mimi: Yeah.

Mimi: I just didn't want to spend my own money.

Cherry: Nice.

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Text 016: The Wrong Person

Angel: Look I know you're expecting nudes but I need you to come kill this fucking spider PLEASE.

Azazel: ...Angel what.

Angel: OH MY GOD WRONG PERSON THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU FUCK

Azazel: ...Would you still like for me to kill the spider.

Angel: I mean if you don't mind.

Azazel: It's no problem.

Azazel: So...you're a sexter.

Angel: Mind ya bidness.

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Text 015: DadStark

Peter: Hey dad!

Tony: ...

Tony: Read that message again kid.

Peter:

Peter: I MEANT TONY NOT 'DAD'. Stupid autocorrect.

Tony: Peter, it is virtually impossible for 'Tony' to autocorrect to 'Dad'. Do you see me as a father figure?

Peter: What? No! Of course not! That'd be weird, right.

Peter: You do kind of act like a dad, though.

Peter: 'Peter do your homework.' 'Peter eat your vegetables.' 'Peter do not board that alien space craft I mean it.'

Tony:

Tony: And you still don't listen to me.

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Text 014: The Directory

Aesir: Kirk

Aesir: Kirk

Aesir: K i r k

Aesir: Kirky

Aesir: Kiiiiiiirk

Kirk: How...did you get...my number?

Aesir: The directory, duh. It has everyone's numbers.

Kirk: Lose my number please and thank you.

Aesir: But I just found it..

Kirk: Do not message me again unless it is a dire situation and even then, use me as a very last resort.

Aesir: This is kind of a dire situation.

Kirk: Are you dying?

Aesir: No.

Kirk: It's not dire enough.