Poly hamilsquad quotes #12
(Movie night with marliza)
Eliza:Well, that is another thing, sweetie. Should we rent our wedding dresses or should we just buy them?
Maria:I don't know!
John:Last wedding I went to, they had us rent all our tuxs and everything.
Eliza:mm
Maria:I mean, it makes sense, to a certain degree.
Eliza:Oh yeah, well there's sentimental value too.
Maria:Oh, that's true.
Laf:Well, what happens if you guys have a daughter, what dress is she gonna wear?
Maria:...ShE bEtTeR bE fuCkInG gAy!
Everyone:*bursts into laughter*
Alex:Oh my god, guys.
Eliza:I can just imagine the conversation. "Mom? Ma?... I'm straight" *gasp* Where did we go wrong?!
Everyone:*laughs again*
Eliza:We raised you to be a good lesbian girl!
Herc:I can't believe you're one of those...
Eliza:Get out of our house! We can't look at you anymore!
Herc:One of those dirty breeders!
Everyone:*laughs harder than before*
Eliza:I will not have a breeder under my roof!
