#hamiltonfunny

[laurens-i-like-you-a-lot]

aaron burr, sirr

hercules: lock up your daughters and horses, of course it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets

laurens: dude, im waaaaaay too gay for this, let’s go back to talking about the revolution

hamilton: hi

laurens: nvm, leT’S TALK ABOUT SEX

[hamilton-incorrect-quotes]

Hamilton: I just realized Lafayette rhymed with baguette

Jefferson: oh yeah haha

Jefferson: *magically pulls hair tie out and ties hair*

Jefferson: *turns around*

Lafayette: Bonjour bitch

[the7thcrow]

Hamilton in a Nutshell

Act 1: Happiness, hope, love, friendship, a lot of ponytails

Act 2: A lot of dying, destruction, heartbreak, and literally no ponytails

[phillipschuyler-isloaded-blog]

Alex: ayyy Eliza

Alex: I know our son is dead and i just had an affair with that one woman

Alex: But ur my girlll

Eliza: I watched my son die

Alex: I know, I know, but just think! We can have more baby Philips!

Eliza: I hope you burn someday

Alex: ....

Alex: We can go on depressing walks together to think about him

Eliza: Deal.

[laurens-i-like-you-a-lot]

hamilton: please say words of encouragement to me so i don’t murder jefferson right now

washington: there are no books in prison

hamilton: [sighs]  thank you

[laurens-i-like-you-a-lot]

laurens: me? i died for him.

laurens: *races over to the other balcony*

laurens: *elbows his way past the schyluer sisters just as the spotlight comes up on them*

a flushed but grinning laurens + the very confused schyulers: me? i loved him.

[laurens-i-like-you-a-lot]

history teacher: what year did thomas jefferson return to the US from france?

me: seventeen

teacher:  . . .uh

me: se-se-seventeen

teacher: seventeen what?

me: se-se-seventeen

teacher: *sighs*

me: se-se-seventeen. seventeen eighty-nine.

me: ;)

[laurens-i-like-you-a-lot]

washington: lafayette, are you here?

lafayette: *raises hand*

washington: didn’t recognize you with your hair down. hamilton, are you here?

hamilton: *raises hand*

washington: ah. i didn’t recognize you with your mouth shut.