#hamingo

[jasper-the-menace]

If not, he would—what? Keep going, he supposed. Beg a boat from the next port he reached. Fly to a Sun Empire village. Wander back to Orazca and pretend the plane wasn't falling apart again. But he wouldn't stop, not now, maybe not ever. If he did, the fungus would catch up. - The Lost Caverns of Ixalan episode 6, by Valerie Valdes

A wonderful commission done for me by my sweet mutual @hamingo of my boys Malcolm and Breeches from Magic: The Gathering. The Lost Caverns of Ixalan story really was these two having the worst fucking day of their lives. Breeches is just coping with it a lot better than Malcolm is.

[crownedinmarigolds]

Hi hello can I ask where you bought the cow heating pad from I need her

ABSOLUTELY. I bought her from Shopzuki! Where I've also gotten some slippers too! There's lots of different options! Here's the link to their plushes! https://shopzoki.com/collections/plush

SO CUTE!

[ft-willzz]

Beans!! Thank you, I request Mr. Business pics next 💚

[jasper-the-menace]

YESSSS KITTY CATS! Look at how fuzzy they are! Also I imagine it took a while to get some of them to sit still for these pictures. Beautiful, perfect little babies! Everyone look at my mutual's cats!

~Jasper

[jasper-the-menace]

Bestie why tundra

Cold. I am sending you to Canada 2: Minedcrafted.

~Jasper

[jasper-the-menace]

Not me appreciating my two first-ever Tumblr mutuals today.

[jasper-the-menace]

Tag 9 people you want to know better. Tagged by @crazycatsiren via my side blog @jasper-pagan-witch.

Favorite color: Fire truck red. I'm talking #FF0000

Currently reading: The ESFs for a Local Emergency Operations Plan.

Last series: Dragon Ball Super my beloved (derogatory (affectionate))

Last movie: I literally have not sat down for a movie in months.

Sweet, savory, or spicy: I can't pick them all? Fine, then I'll choose sweet.

Craving: The jerky sitting ominously to my right.

Currently working on: Helping with a Local Emergency Operations Plan (I'm really not that interesting).

Tagging: @rogue-lavellan-trin @hamingo @feeshies @kaylee-wolf @sentinelpri @xlydrs @raesand @pinesodaexists @unkor (waves a stick at you all)

[jasper-the-menace]

Hey!!

(For the mutual thing :3)

Hey!

1. First impression:

You were the fifth person I ever followed on Tumblr and that's because you had nice vibes and I wasn't scared of you.

2. Truth is:

I was right, your vibes are nice and you're not scary.

3. How old do you look:

I don't recall seeing a picture of you (even though I think I have?) so I'm gonna say, like, 20 because that's what I estimate Princess Peach to be and you and her are completely inseparable in my mind.

4. Have you ever made me laugh:

Plenty! Most recently about snow, because Canada and Missouri snow is vastly different.

5. Have you ever made me mad:

Not that I recall? I don't really get mad at my friends.

6. Best feature:

Pink.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

*laughs louder in aro*

8. You’re my:

Pink mutual and pink friend. Also one of the Token Canadians.

~Jasper