#unkor

[catbreon-draws]

Commissions for @unkor of her pokesona Ditz! These were fun to work on, I especially loved collaborating with you to design her pre-evolved form <3

Please consider sharing my art if you like it, thank you! My commission details and available pokemon adoptables are in my pinned post. Please PM me if interested!

[jasper-pagan-witch]

Tea Discourse Saga Conclusion

Image description begin: an order confirmation screenshot of a red electric kettle being bought. The name has been replaced with "Jasper" and the address has been replaced with "Bumf-ck Nowhere". End image description.

@unkor and @junior-classic finally made good on their threat.

[daily-haunted-tv]

I genuinely forgot it was Kingsday until i saw the tag on your post... Also i didn't know you were dutch.

I would also have forgotten Kingsday if Mom did not like to watch it on TV lmao

[jasper-the-menace]

Tag 9 people you want to know better. Tagged by @crazycatsiren via my side blog @jasper-pagan-witch.

Favorite color: Fire truck red. I'm talking #FF0000

Currently reading: The ESFs for a Local Emergency Operations Plan.

Last series: Dragon Ball Super my beloved (derogatory (affectionate))

Last movie: I literally have not sat down for a movie in months.

Sweet, savory, or spicy: I can't pick them all? Fine, then I'll choose sweet.

Craving: The jerky sitting ominously to my right.

Currently working on: Helping with a Local Emergency Operations Plan (I'm really not that interesting).

Tagging: @rogue-lavellan-trin @hamingo @feeshies @kaylee-wolf @sentinelpri @xlydrs @raesand @pinesodaexists @unkor (waves a stick at you all)

[pines-pokemon-headcanons]

how many cases are there actually of Eevee evolutions being depressed from regretting their chosen evolution? It's a fairly common thing in fiction, but how often does it actually occur?

Though fiction does portray it as something that most often affects eevee, post-evolution depression can occur in any pokémon. However, it’s actually a pretty uncommon occurrence. Sometimes it may be brought on due to changes in a pokémon’s hormones, or it may be due to difficulty in adjusting to new abilities; pokémon that change or gain a type often struggle for a short time after evolution, which, depending on the pokémon, can cause depression-like symptoms. Other times, yes, a pokémon may simply regret evolving, or (in eevee and other pokémon with multiple options) wish it had chosen something different.

Either way, the best thing a trainer can do for a pokémon that seems to be struggling with PED is be there for it. Reassure it that it is loved regardless of its form. If it is willing, start training it; not only is exercise important for a pokémon’s mental and physical health, training will help it adjust to its new body and abilities, which will then help it feel more comfortable as it is. If it doesn’t seem to be improving after enough time, or if it refuses to eat or train, consider taking it to a pokémon centre, as most offer psychological help as well as medical.

[chiptini]

Sleepy Chip?

“Very”

[unpredictably-raichu]

Use them to make banana liquor and drown your sorrows. Or if you don't drink, you can alternatively make banana milkshakes.

But I’m so bad at preparing things, I burn the water when trying to make salad...

[jasper-pagan-witch]

To the contrary, my fine bitch. Microwaved tea is just unacceptably weak for my refined palate. Now if you excuse me, i have to get back to my properly made licorice tea.

YOUR FUCKING WHAT