#hammer au

[thatdoodlebug]

mer-dracula: catch of the day

[emilyprentissslut]

jane and valkeryie headcanons 𖤍ϟ

a/n: wanted to be the first to hop on the babies before the movie

warnings: fluff, allusions to smut, allusions to violence

the two of them meet you on a trip to midgard. you’re immediately intrigued by them (and their muscles) and the two of them find you incredibly cute. to their surprise you go back to new asgard with them, without hesitation. jane is happy to have another mortal on new asgard, and you are happy to be with her. naturally your her favorite, and valkyrie’s too.

before you came along, jane’s and valkyrie’s relationship was purely platonic. being as though you had a huge crush on both, the two of them joined in a romantic relationship with you and each other.

although they love each other, they hate sharing you sometimes. the two of them are constantly competing for your attention and trying to one up you. if valkyrie steals you away and leaves too many marks, jane will make sure you can’t walk the next day.

the score gets settled every night as you sleep sandwiched between them. competition or not, they’re lucky to have you, and they both love you to pieces. though they go right back to competing the next morning.

on the subject of marks, compared to jane, valkyrie is a huge sadist. she loves tying you up in different positions, using all of her toys on you, and really testing your stamina. jane on the other hand, prefers to hold you down herself. after all, her muscles make you weak in the knees. she doesn’t even have to touch to know that you’re completely at her mercy.

and while the two have unmatched strength, they’re huge softies. sometimes you’ll pick them flowers and they’ll just melt. jane likes it when you graze your fingers on her armor and play with her hands. valkryie is so soft for your holding her by the waist and burting your face in her shoulder.

at the end of the day, there’s nothing they wouldn’t do for you. god help anyone that tries to take you from them. if there’s any danger against you, they’ll take care of that speedy quick. the mighty thor and the valkyrie will keep you protected and taken care of for the rest of your days.

you admire their strength and power constantly. everytime jane picks up mjölnir, your eyes light up. which resulted in the two of them giving you a plushie version of the hammer to hold when they’re away.

between fucking you to sleep, fucking you back awake, and making sweet love to you, there’s no place you would rather be than in jane’s arms, koala clinging to valkyrie, or smooshed between them.

your mighty loves <3

[emilyprentissslut]

enter the hammer au 𖤍ϟ

headcanons coming soon :)

send me your thoughts

[emilyprentissslut]

Shsjdjjdjdbsks now all I can think about is Valkyrie picking you up whenever she wants cuddles /to fuck you because scooping you up is so easy and who are you to say no to Valkyrie cuddles?

you cannot say no to valkeryie cuddles!! and you can’t speak when she’s fucking you, bc she puts a cute little bone gag in your mouth <3

but who wouldn’t want valk cuddles/ pounding??

[emilyprentissslut]

daddy valkyrie 🫶🫶🫶

no words except, pound me

[emilyprentissslut]

thinking about them today

[emilyprentissslut]

I would not only like Jane to hold me gently but also to kiss my forehead and tell me everything will be alright!!!

janes beautiful arms will form a little shield around you where nothing can hurt you. she will give you a million forehead kisses and everything will be okay. bc nothing, NOTHING, gets past those arms <3

[emilyprentissslut]

smooshed together sounds very nice BUT the important question is are you all facing one way or are you facing Jane or Valk ???

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depends <3

jane didn’t get you the chocolate you wanted? sleep with your face between valk’s boobs.

valkyrie didn’t give you a goodnight kiss? looks like jane is your fav for the evening