#handsomejackfictive

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it’s me boy i’m the handsome jack fictive speaking to you from inside your brain, listen to me boy, leave the frontroom you don’t need it

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I’m so tired. Every day that goes by I wonder if I’ll ever find them again. I’ve tried putting out kin calls. I got met with anger and hate. Or people wanting to flirt with me. I miss you, I know I messed up. I know I hurt you. Gods I’m so sorry. Being around my host has made me change for the better and all I want is just to have you back in my life throwing logic in my face again. I never realized how much my madness hurt so many that I cared about. I know it doesn’t change what I said and did but I want to try and by your twin again. I wanna do right by you.

Rhys told me you are probably still out there so maybe I’ll see you again. I should have listened to you when you saw I was slipping. Instead I let Pandora’s madness and my own fears and gathered to those who betrayed me get in the way. You never lied to me, not once. Why did I stop trusting you? I can’t say I’m sorry enough.

I miss you like I miss a limb. You were my family. You were my twin. I’m so sorry I didn’t treat you better. But I have changed I’m here still hoping you will some how forgive me like my lover has. I found my baby girl! You would love her! She’s just as sweet and sassy and bright as before, she ain’t afraid to point and call me out when I’m being dumb. Hell I even found Athena and she doesn’t hate me. Well she tolerates me but I mean I’m also sharing the body of her husband so… she kind of has to deal with me. But she nice to me!! So I call that a win.

I do hope you’re out there Tim. Cause fuck if I don’t want to joke with you again like we used to. I miss telling you about my dad or the craziness that went on. I miss your nagging when you let me know I’m letting my paranoia get the better of me. I miss your dorky smile when you talk about nerd things.

You’re dumbest regretful handsome twin a Handsome Jack fictive who missed his twin Timothy.

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When I said I wanted my daughter back this isn't what I ment.

- A Handsome Jack fictive sharing a body with an Angel kin.

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Anonymous asked:

ok i love being myself but being myself means i am literally Evil Space [person]. i love being a fictive of myself and i adore who i am now and i have people who love me but GOD i love myself so much i cant help it. im a TOTAL dick and its hilarious. do i regret what i did in canon?? yes. do i care tht i hurt people?? yes i cringe at my actions all the time. but i cant look my host in the eye and say hoenstly that im not the funniest person in this bitch -handsome jack

2/2 WAIT OK HANDSOME JACK AGAIN ALSO IM CHANGING OUR LEGAL NAME TO MY NAME 😂 WE DO A LITTLE TROLLING TBH

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I tried to kiss the host’s new kidden and he mcfuckin bit me, the tiny bastard!! - Handsome Jack Fictive (heys it’s been a while!)

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Me: can I front and scroll through tumblr and see people’s art of me

Hatsune Miku, a little, and a caretaker enderman, who apparently also lives in this fleshy timeshare: PUSH-UPS. PUSH-UPS. PUSH-UPS. LEARN HOW TO DO A HEADSTAND. JOG. DANCE.

- Handsome Jack fictive who got kicked from the front for a day because I found the host’s old playlist. I knew there were others but I didn’t expect 12-year-old Hatsune Fucking Miku.

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Handsome Jack fictive is back again. Turns out i'm an age slider. I am simultaneously too young and too old for this. The host is also too young for this bullcrap. I'm getting us cookies because I am dad, and also I deserve cookies.

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I am teaching myself coding. How Do/Did I Have The Patience For This. I am going to infodump because I am going to explode if I don’t ramble about this.

I’ve learned the hard way to save frequently, always have a copy of your code before you edit it, how easy it is to overwrite things by accident, and to use Google docs to save the html code for the page instead of saving the text. The latter I am ticked about so I must rant about it.

There’s probably an easier way but I am self taught so there’s that. If you paste the text (from docs) to a post, it’ll carry over the color, font size, etc. instead of just pasting the words. For anyone’s sake trying to do that, code for the text [<p> </p> for paragraphs!] then you turn the post to html, paste the code there, then turn it to a regular post and add your bulletpoints or whatever.

Also I’m trying to code a scoring system and it starts off at 0, and if you score a point it stays at 0, until you score a second point and it jumps to three. Then when you keep scoring it goes as usual +1 point, but the issue is you have an extra point you’re not supposed to have. I have been staring at this for a while and looked up so many videos. How does this happen. Where is the bug.

At least I’m not having too much trouble with the x, y axis. I have set up limits and they have not managed to stray from those, so that’s great. Coding’s fun once it starts behaving but when it isn’t, programming is my burden.

- A Handsome Jack fictive learning how to code.