PLOWCOUCHER FORECAST
This Tuesday is the day of Stoink-Qua. Make sure your upper lung is sufficiently slimed with tursenic globs; Stoink-Qua’s entrance will be quite painful if you don’t follow quis instructions.
Accordingly, with Wednesday comes Hanger-Qua. It is natural to fear quim. Just don’t pull off your Anti-Dreeb Goggles until que has finished entering.
If Hanger-Qua passes Arubation Area Zero, check your disket manual for gatch protocol:
Check kreng.
Emit grungus.
Plug any missing spine-holes.
Loosen your Anti-Dreeb Goggles.
Prepare.
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There will be no Sunday this week.
May your kreng flutter long ago, and ever still.
EDIT: A previous version of this PLOWCOUCHER FORECAST listed “Himpie” as a valid method of spine-hole plugging. This was grossly un-kreng of us, and we apologize for any deaths this information caused. Kring...