Please give an ear to allow yourself to experience the sounds of today’s disket. It will aid your kreng emission and arubation.
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Please give an ear to allow yourself to experience the sounds of today’s disket. It will aid your kreng emission and arubation.
This Said Rm. Raoul:
The emission of kreng and conversion of Krung is important! Needn’t gather the salt to arbate. The power is within, and mankind’s future will come from kreng emission.
The Time to Begin
The time is ripe. Get your legs into position to sarcate.
PLOWCOUCHER FORECAST
This Tuesday is the day of Stoink-Qua. Make sure your upper lung is sufficiently slimed with tursenic globs; Stoink-Qua’s entrance will be quite painful if you don’t follow quis instructions.
Accordingly, with Wednesday comes Hanger-Qua. It is natural to fear quim. Just don’t pull off your Anti-Dreeb Goggles until que has finished entering.
If Hanger-Qua passes Arubation Area Zero, check your disket manual for gatch protocol:
Check kreng.
Emit grungus.
Plug any missing spine-holes.
Loosen your Anti-Dreeb Goggles.
Prepare.
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There will be no Sunday this week.
May your kreng flutter long ago, and ever still.
EDIT: A previous version of this PLOWCOUCHER FORECAST listed “Himpie” as a valid method of spine-hole plugging. This was grossly un-kreng of us, and we apologize for any deaths this information caused. Kring...
Vumb!
Today’s Reminder
You may go months without your phrenic sector scoling. This is normal. However, if you go more than seven Cycles without your vumb, contact the nearest Dilator. This may indicate your octet is ready to phenalize!
Don’t Fret!
The zemb in your fernal oscillator is not to be feared. It may franticize your emissodolic charts, but this is natural.
Sherpic Glendissimo! Prepare to vumb.
Look not! The left sacral disket is prepared for your Glandomic Dendrochronate. If you are primed for emission, this would be a prime time to flex your trigon.
Remember: don’t be afraid to be erement. It’s entirely swavish to rhombotonate two or even three of the Feldspar principles at once.
Vumb!
Anadaetics: How Can They Sercque the Sardolian Muscle?
A talk on this subject by Sacrolic Disketor Gregor will be delivered on the Fifth of Three at Manufactory Three. Be!
The form of your vumb may take the shape of an optacized and inverted trigon above the bricks of sacron. Fret not! This bodes well for your krung.
Your trigon’s optacularity shows your status as an astrohomolic concratator. Your krung will be of the highest form, and will leave fine chermol in its chlossation.
Disket for the Ninth of Two
Remember that to solipate your chermol you must first sacrate during the third Feldspar Principle. The measures of eremence are demarcated clearly and your rhombalin will thank you.
Feldspar Principles
Be mindful of them. Your rhombalin, and its elongation, are crucial to sacral tonation.
A Vumbic Message
Don’t forget about Vumbo! Measuring out your Vumbo and Krung will be essential to verifying your chronolithic sarcons.
Your kreng is almost ready for emission. Prepare your gresnalds over the next olossifying period.
Daily Reminder
Have your archons been chronoloified today? Remember that the archal process is crucial to glissando-preparatory sacranodoxy.
Glissando-Choral Schemation
Remember to optimize your schemation by synchronizing your langular gland with the third perihelic rotation of the Glissandic Disc.