#hangover thoughts

[lotophage-princess]

Puppy girls singing somebody I used to know be like "you treat me like a stranger and that feels so ruff"

[luvieur]

I had a couple glasses of wine with a homie and got home around 1.30am on a school night. Woke up around 5am to kneel at the ceramic throne. Is this what people want when they say they want to be 21 again?

[fallenshadow02]

Look, if you wanna hoe around, please fly that flag high and get yours.

During covid you should try to be safer when doing said things and if we’re sleeping together I deserve a heads up.

But don’t get upset when I stop wanting to sleep with you because hey it was fun, thank you, but that’s an extra unnecessary risk that I’m not trying to take.

Hell even if it wasn’t covid if you’re just looking for hook ups then I’m good. I don’t know what you’re doing or not doing so 👌

Don’t get me wrong I’m not looking for anything serious right now because I am currently in a relationship with myself, but that’s not for me.

I don’t expect any of my future partners to only be sleeping with me but if you’re trying to fuck a different bitch every night we can just be friends 🤷

[buttonpoetry]

If I had a nickel for every time I hated myself sober, I could buy my parents’ house back.

Matt Coonan, “Hangover Thoughts"

[thoughts-of-a-future-writer]

i'm literally SO tired i wish i could press pause on life and resume after i get my shit together

[thats-the-teen-spirit]

This whole dating thing doesn't work for me, can I skip to the part where I'm dead and already died alone?

[surf-hippies]

Empty Seats. I find myself continuously searching for you, not within the sea of strangers, rather within the emptiness. A cold bed, a lonesome bench, it all screams your name. You left in such a hurry, maybe that’s why your ghost still haunts me.

[wifelong]

Early Modern English really just tried to conjust everything, huh? Like what the hell is cans't? dids't? They sound like negations of themselves but they're not. Someone just did that and it stuck around for a while. And Shakespeare probably basically thought "hm, when I bow my arm it makes an L shape, I'll call it an L-bow" and people loved it. idk I didn't look up his thought process.