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Br#tish people talking about sex like: She zoobled on me gangle until I jaxed all over 'er pomnis and wiped 'em down with a ragatha.

#the amazing digital circus #cursed #shitpost

The king drops to his knee, clutching his belly as his retainers crowing him in shock.

Retainer: SIRE! Pray tell! What malady afflicts you so? We're you poisoned by the eunic?

King: Nae, worse. I banqueted without jester

#shitpost #fantasy #a break from the normal stuff i throw out

machineatmidnight

discussion of HDG fics be like

Have you seen the new fic? It's HDG. It's literally called SISFS. It's NGNM. It's literally ODOM. You can probably find SLC. Dude it's TTLG. It's TFITM. It's UHBFG9DO9BDF9H. You can read UHBFG9DO9BDF9H. You can go to AO3 and read UHBFG9DO9BDF9H. Log onto AO3 right now. Go to UHBFG9DO9BDF9H. Dive into UHBFG9DO9BDF9H. You can UHBFG9DO9BDF9H it. It's UHBFG9DO9BDF9H. UHBFG9DO9BDF9H has it for you. UHBFG9DO9BDF9H has it for you.

lotophage-princess

Okay, but unironically, 'Unless Hell's Begun Freezing' Grappling 9 Different Owners: 9 Bondage Dom Ficuses in 9 Habs' is SOOOO GOOD! and everyone should read it.

#dirtposting #human domestication guide #hdg

Hey, do you wanna pilot, maintain, and live inside of a colossal machine of steel and speed capable of levelling a building? Do you enjoy taking stimulants and being a greasy, dishevelled loner who gets little to no social contact other than the emotionally distant voice of a handler who sends you off on all sorts of quests across a wide range of regions?

Yes? Great!

Apply to become a trucker today!

#mechsploitation #shitpost

Me: "oh man, I'd love to be waited on hand and foot by a hive mind of sexy alien women forever and ever"

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel: "I wouldn't recommend it."

Me: "Would my dependence on them eventually turn to resentment?"

Him: "Kinda, yeah."

Me: "aw nuts."

Him, crunching: "these Doritos suck btw"

#a real conversation that actually happened #hive mind #shitpost

Partner commanders with a problematic CMC gap

Is this anything?

Idfk

#mtg #magic the gathering #shitpost

"Hey, Handler, I think I might be allergic to the new combat stims.

...yeah, just, ever since you swapped my biohazard-yellow fluids to the neon pink stuff I've been crying a lot more and now my chest is getting puffy.

Don't worry about it? Well, okay..."

#mechsploitation #mecha #forcefem

Fun fact! A group of Pixies is called a fluster!

Because of uhm... Because... I uh...

I get flustered thinking about it

#I am spreading misinformation on the internet #teeheee #pixies #fairies

HDG has ruined my ability to communicate petplay dynamic preferences with normal sophonts. Like, how the f#ck do I communicate that I want to be treated like a pet, but I'm also to be regarded as being semi competent and capable, but like they should also talk down to me from a position of authority and see my competence as a really endearing quirk that makes them want to pet me. Best I've got is to treat me like a doctoral student working as a TA under you, but, like, keep me on a leash? idfk.

#hdg #human domestication guide

vongulli

Clown Bunny Piettra!!

The two wolves inside me are the tall ethereal forest elf who knows the name of every tree and the song of every wind - and the other is a tiny trashy dumpster fairy who calls people faggot and plays it's squishy tummy like a bongo drum.

DW tho, they're both into fauxcest.

#idek what to tag this as #elf girl #fairy girl #shitpost #tumby

northirish

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

transmechanicus

o yeah babey

Saw Project Hail Mary, and you should too. Rocky Blorboa made me sob like a bitch. 11/10

#its so fluffing good!#project hail mary

I love being easily bruised.

Seeing marks on my wrist at work like "Did my partner grab me too tight? Is this the momento of a ravenous bite made in the heat of passion I'd forgotten about? Is my body just a collage of every fading way I've been loved so hard that my capillaries wept and the freed blood bloomed into gorgeous bouquets of autumnal decay?

...Or did I bump the coffee table getting up in the night?"

Who knows! I choose love 🩷

#bruises #submissive #doll

Tricksy The Pixie

Hey, you! Yeah, you! The unapologetically gorgeous little thing peeking out at my E cups from behind that smut you're reading!

Oh dont be shy cutie, I check 'em out every so often too~

Anyways! Do you want comedy, kinky sex and eventual fairyfication? Do you want ligma jokes, CGL, (soon-to-be) extreme size difference, and fruit-based oral?

Well then, come on down to the maiden chapter of Tricksy the Pixie!

It's gonna be a ride.

#hdg #human domestication guide #fairyfication #This thing is gonna get really weird in chapter 2 I promise

Someone slit open my paci and slip a zyn inside, babygirl is fuckin' tired

beastgoddk

Thank you so much for 1000+ downloads on PASSENGER x PRINCESS... Absolutely wild to see. I'm happy people enjoyed reading about these idiots. Evil type killing healing toxic yuri road trip VN play here now now now.

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