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初恋は負け確 (Hatsukoi wa Makekaku) / First Love is a Sure-Loss English Translation

feat. Arisu Maria (CV: Ueda Reina)

T/N: this was sooo fun to translate, the song is now a bug in my head i love it a lot. thank you maria-chan you have done us a great service. where is my kuromari. includes dialogue bits!

恋愛はしたくないの (renai wa shitakunai no) 勉強みたいに報われないし (benkyou mitai ni mukuwarenai shi) 可愛いとか苦手 (kawaii toka nigate) なのになのに君が (nanoni nanoni kimi ga)

I don't want to fall in love It's all fruitless, unlike studying Acting cute just isn't my thing And yet still, you…

真面目過ぎと言われ (majimesugi to iware) 男子にはいじられ (danshi ni wa ijirare) 都合よく任される (tsugou yoku makasareru) クラスの仕事 (kurasu no shigoto) 授業はうわの空 (jugyou wa uwanosora) チャラついてるくせに (chara tsuiteru kuse ni) まぶしくて優しくて (mabushikute yasashikute) 勝手にライバル視 (katte ni raibaru shi)

They say I'm too uptight Boys like to make fun of me Fortunately, I'm trusted with all the work in our class I found myself distracted from class Though you're such a flashy guy* You're radiant and kind-hearted I've come to view you as my rival

女の子扱い！？(onnanoko atsukai!?) なんで！？なにが狙い！？(nande!? nani ga nerai!?) 耐性ないから！(taisei naikara!) 好きになっちゃうから！！(suki ni nacchau kara!!)

You see me as a girl!? Why!? What's your goal here!? I can't handle this! I could end up falling for you!!

負けじゃん 恋までしちゃったら (make jan koi made shichattara) 血圧上がり↑成績爆下がり↓ (ketsuatsu agari ↑ seiseki bakusagari ↓) 関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen) 絶対恋はしないー！はずです･･･。(zettai koi wa shinai! hazu desu...) 結構モテてる癖に (kekkou moteteru kuse ni) 私ばっか優しくしないで (watashi bakka yasashiku shinaide) 被害は拡大中！(higai wa kakudai chuu!) 絶対恋はしないー！はずです！！(zettai koi wa shinai! hazu desu!)

I lose if I fall in love Blood pressure on the rise ↑ Grades going under ↓ Our relationship is like parallel lines** I definitely won't fall in love! Surely… Even if you're so popular, don't be so nice to me only The damage is getting worse! I definitely won't fall in love! For sure!

究極あの子にだけは (kyuukyoku ano ko ni dake wa) バレませんようにって (baremasen you ni tte) 誤魔化した その矢先 (gomakashita sono yasaki) ニヤけられてる･･･ (niya kerareteru...) 胸落ち着かなくて (mune ochitsukanakute) 悪いことしたみたい (warui koto shita mitai) 邪魔されて腹立てて (jama sarete haratatete) まるで小学生 (marude shougakusei)

Ultimately, I just hope that girl won't figure it all out Just as I was trying to hide it, she started grinning at me My heart won't stop racing It feels like I did something wrong Getting annoyed when someone's in the way, like an elementary school kid

女の子扱いされて (onnanoko atsukai sarete) 盛り上がって (moriagatte) チョロいとか言うな！(choroi toka iu na!) 私、堅物だもん！(watashi, katabutsuda mon!)

Being seen as a girl got me so excited Don't call me naive! I'm just a stickler for rules, you know!

負けじゃん 恋までしちゃったわ (makejan koi made shichatta wa) 女子力上がり↑睡眠質下がり↓ (joshi ryoku agari ↑ suiminshitsu sagari ↓) 関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen) か弱い振りもしなきゃ ダメかも･･･ (kayowai furi mo shinakya dame kamo...) 結構モテてる癖に (kekkou moteteru kuse ni) 私のこと面白がらないで (watashi no koto omoshirogaranaide) ほらあの子の視線 (hora ano ko no shisen) 気がない振りもしなきゃ！無理かも！！(ki ga nai furi mo shinakya! muri kamo!!)

I lost, I ended up falling in love Girl power on the rise ↑ Sleep quality going under↓ Our relationship is like parallel lines** Maybe I should act delicate? No, that won't work… Even if you're so popular, don't go and make fun of me See, that girl's gaze is on us I have to act like I'm uninterested! This is impossible!!

スカートの長さとか (sukaato no naga sa toka) 体重だとか (taijuu da toka) 気にしちゃうこと増えて (ki ni shichau koto fuete) 恥ずかしいな (hazukashii na)

Things like the length of my skirt, what I weigh, and stuff like that I find myself worrying about so many things It's so embarrassing

勝ちじゃん！恋知れたんだし！(kachijan! koi shireta ndashi!) 関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen) 結婚モテてる癖に (kekkou moteteru kuse ni) 私ばっか優しくしないで (watashi bakka yasashiku shinaide) 被害は拡大中！(higai wa kakudai chuu!) 絶対恋はしない！？無理です！！(zettai koi wa shinai!? muridesu!!)

I win! I learned what love's like! Our relationship is like parallel lines** Even if you're so popular, don't be so nice to me only The damage is getting worse! This is definitely not love, right!? It's impossible!***

*the word she uses to describe him here is チャラ (chara) or more often said as チャラ男 (chara-o). it's a negative descriptor used to describe guys with flashy hair colors, who often hit on girls. popularized by comedian fujimori shingo. in unrelated news, maria did not have to call him that, it's not his fault he was born with bright anime blonde. ** basically that they're only stuck side-by-side, never intersecting. you could even say they're 10 centimeters apart— *** the final line is her saying reo definitely doesn't like her. said every shoujo protagonist ever

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初恋は負け確！ -another story- (Hatsukoi wa Makekaku -another story-) / First Love is a Sure-Loss! -another story- English Translation

feat. Serizawa Reo (CV: Kobayashi Chiaki)

T/N: thank you kobayashi chiaki. this took a while bc i was going through life but reo-kun you cannot fumble her. there is a wild osananajimi hot on your heels. get it together. Now. as always feel free to use w credit, not exactly perfect, etc.

恋愛は興味ないな (renai wa kyoumi nai na) したくてするようなものじゃないし (shitakute suru you na mono janai shi) でも恋をするなら (demo koi wo suru nara) 君みたいな人が (kimi mitai na hito ga)

I'm not really interested in love It isn't something you do just because you feel like it Still, if I had to fall in love someone like you would be...

真面目な女の子 (majime na onnanoko) みんなから愛され (minna kara aisare) 人一倍こなしてる (hitoichibai konashiteru) クラスの仕事 (kurasu no shigoto) 授業は退屈 (jugyou wa taikutsu de) でクラス観察して (kurasu kansatsu shite) 睨まれた！？何をした... (niramareta!? nani wo shita ...) 意味不明な君 (imi fumei na kimi)

You're a very serious girl Loved by everyone here Always doing everything, and doing really well with all the work in our class The lesson was so boring I found myself observing the class You're glaring at me!? What did I do... I don't understand you

そんなに拒否るの (sonna ni kyohiruno) なんで 俺が嫌い？(nande ore ga kirai?) 体調悪いの？(taichou warui no?) 顔がマジ赤いよ (kao ga maji akai yo)

Why are you so against it?* Why, do you hate me? Do you feel unwell? Your face turned bright red

知らない！恋の仕組みとか (shiranai! koi no shikumi toka) いつか誰か 教えてくれますか？ (itsuka dare ka oshiete kuremasu ka?) 関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen) 絶対恋はしない はずです (zettai koi wa shinai hazu desu) 頑張り屋な君を (ganbariya na kimi wo) 尊敬するし仲良くしたいから (sonkei surushi nakayoku shitai kara) 誤解されてごめん (gokai sarete gomen) 絶対恋はしないはずです (zettai koi wa shinai hazu desu)

I don't understand how stuff like love works! Will there ever be someone to teach me someday? Our relationship is like parallel lines** This definitely isn't love, surely... You're always giving it your all So I respect you a lot and I wanna be closer to you Sorry for the misunderstanding This definitely isn't love! For sure!

今日はいつもと違う (kyou wa itsumo to chigau) なんだか焦ってる (nanda ka asetteru) 友達と口喧嘩？(tomodachi to kuchigen ka?) でも楽しそう (demo tanoshi sou) それからは不思議と (sore kara wa fushigi to) 目が合わなくなって (me ga awanaku natte) 友達に聞いてみた (tomodachi ni kiitemita) 避けられてる理由 (sakerareteru riyuu)

Today's a bit unusual You seem kinda anxious Did you have a fight with your friend? But, you seemed happy Strangely enough, after that... You wouldn't meet my eyes So I asked your friend why you were avoiding me

そんなに逃げるの (sonna ni nigeru no) 何かしちゃったかな (nani ka shichatta kana) 多分君だから (tabun kimi dakara) 気になっちゃってるかも (ki ni nacchatteru kamo)

Why do you keep running away? Did I do something wrong? Maybe because it's you I can't help feel curious

知らない！恋の仕組みとか (shiranai! koi no shikumi toka) いつか君が 教えてくれる人？ (itsuka kimi ga oshiete kureru hito?) 関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen) それ以上の関係 ないけど (sore ijou no kankei nai kedo) 頑張り屋な君が (ganbariya na kimi ga) 心配だし仲良くしたいから (shinpai dashi nakayoku shitai kara) 迷惑じゃないなら (meiwaku janai nara) どんなことも伝えてほしい (donna koto mo tsutaete hoshii)

I don't understand how stuff like love works! Will you be the one to teach me someday? Our relationship is like parallel lines** That's as far as it goes, nothing more Hardworking as you are, I worry about you and wanna be closer to you If it's not too much trouble, Feel free to share it all with me***

ほら無防備な君に (hora mu boubina kimi ni) 男子が触れた (danshi ga fureta) なんだか胸がモヤる (nandaka mune ga moyaru) 俺ダサいな (ore dasai na)

See, while you're completely defenseless Some guy touched you Somehow, that bothered me so much Man, that's really lame.****

知りたい！君の好きな人 (shiritai! kimi no suki na hito) 関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen) 頑張り屋な君ともっと (ganbariya na kimi to) もっと仲良くしたいんだ (motto motto nakayoku shitai nda) もし恋をするなら (moshi koi o suru nara) 君みたいな人がいいな (kimi mitai na hito ga ii na)

I wanna know the person you like! Our relationship is like parallel lines** You're always giving it your all, and That's why I want us to get closer even more So, if I were to fall in love, I'd like it to be someone like you.

* It being getting help from others in classwork. This is when Reo offers to help Maria carry some boxes.

** basically that they're only stuck side-by-side, never intersecting. you could even say they're 10 centimeters apart—

*** he's saying she can share all her troubles and burdens with him. this is kinda like a double meaning for how Maria can share classwork with Reo, and share any troubles she has.

**** this is about himself being lame for getting mad at someone touching maria. in case it wasn't clear

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メイドインジャパン / Made In Japan English Translation

feat. mona (CV: Natsukawa Shiina)

T/N: This is the most fun I've had in a translation in a looong time. The song is full of puns so please enjoy the translation notes at the bottom. Don't look at me for accuracy, I had way too much fun with this. Use with credit, if you want. Live laugh love monachan

Mm, mm ニッポン元気になれ私の愛とかで Mona de 満足満点お開きです さあさみなさんお手を拝借 よー！パン

Mm, mm nippon genki ni nare watashi no ai to ka de mona de manzoku manten ohiraki desu saa sa mina-san ote wo haishaku yoo! pan

I’ll lift up Japan with my love and all mona will give you perfect satisfaction till the end Alright, everyone, lend me your hands Now, clap!

ビビビビー wi-fi 離れていても 君の笑顔キャッチしてるよ (ビビッ) キラキラー周波数 電波ジャックして ポジティブをお届け (デリバリ)

bibibibii Wi-Fi hanareteite mo kimi no egao kyacchi shiteru yo (bibi) kirakiraa shuuhasuu denpa jakku shite pojitibu wo otodoke (deribari)

Bibibibeep! Even if our Wi-fi keeps us apart I can still catch you smiling (beep beep) Sparkling in the frequencies Hijacking the signal Delivering positivity (delivery!)

フケーキ・デフレって 何それ美味しいの？ 日本限定なの？ (へえ) そんな冗談も交えながら go! Go! メイドインジャパンのアイドル

fukeeki defure tte nani sore oishii no? nihon gentei na no? (hee~) sonna joudan mo majie nagara Go! Go! meido in japan no aidoru

Economic recession? Deflation? [1] What’s that? Is it tasty? Can you only find it in Japan? (Huh) Throwing around jokes like that, let’s go! Go! This Made-In-Japan Idol!

フレーフレー ニッポン元気になれ私の愛とかで Mona de レボリューション！ 全ジェネレーション イェーイ！ (イエーイ！) 祭典 法被になってハッピーになっちゃって Mona de 満足満点お開きです さあさみなさんお手を拝借 よー！パン

furee furee nippon genki ni nare watashi no ai to ka de mona de reboryuushon! zen jenereeshon ieei! (ieei!) saiten happi ni natte happii ni nacchatte mona de manzoku manten ohiraki desu saa sa mina-san ote wo haishaku yoo! pan

Hooray, hooray! I’ll lift up Japan with my love and all With a mona revolution! Across all generations, yay! (Yay!) It’s a festival, so put on your happi [2] and be happy! mona will give you perfect satisfaction till the end Alright, everyone, lend me your hands Now, clap! 

お！ ビビビひらめく！ 天才私 エジソンだってビックリだわ (わー) 愛無限だから 永久機関できちゃうんですです (ですです)

o! bibibi hirameku! tensai watashi ejison datte bikkuri da wa (waa) ai mugen dakara eikyuu kikan dekichaun desu desu (desu desu)

Oh! Bibibeep! Lightbulb! I’m a genius! Even Edison [3] would be in shock (Wow!) Love is forever limitless so We can make a perpetual motion machine with it! (Yes, yes!)

ボーラク・カブカって 何それ美味しいの？ 野菜の種類？ (え？) そんな冗談も交えながら go! Go! 経済回せオタクよ！ オッケー！

booraku kabuka tte nani sore oishii no? yasai no shurui? (e~?) sonna joudan mo majie nagara Go! Go! keizai mawase otaku yo! okkee!

Stock market collapse? [4] What’s that? Is it tasty? Is it a kind of vegetable? (Eh?) Throwing around jokes like that, let’s go! Go! Keep the economy running, otaku! Okay!

ニッポンに幸あれ私の愛込めて Mona de イノベーション！ 全シチュエーション イェーイ！ (イエーイ！) 合点承知の助 私が好きだって？ Mona de ハイになって叫んじゃえ！ (大きな声で！)

nippon ni sachi are watashi no ai komete mona de inobeeshon! zen shichueeshon ieei! (ieei!) gaten shouchi no suke watashi ga suki datte? mona de hai ni natte sakenjae! (ookina koe de!)

I'll bless Japan with all of my love With mona’s innovation, No matter the situation, yay! (yay!) I understand, you love me, right? Say it as high and loud as you can for mona! (Say it out loud!)

No. 1 になる夢 宣戦布告してやるよ ニッポンに幸あれ私の愛込めて Mona de ラブになって告っちゃえ 好きだー！

No.1 ni naru yume sensen fukoku shite yaru yo nippon ni sachi are watashi no ai komete mona de rabu ni natte kokucchae suki da!

To reach my dream of becoming No. 1, I declare a war on you. [5] I'll bless Japan with all of my love So profess all your love to mona I love you! 

ニッポン元気になれ私の愛とかで Mona de レボリューション！ 全ジェネレーション イェーイ！ (イエーイ！) 祭典 法被になってハッピーになっちゃって Mona de 満足満点お開きです さあさみなさんお手を拝借 よー！パン

nippon genki ni nare watashi no ai to ka de mona de reboryuushon! zen jenereeshon ieei! (ieei!) saiten happi ni natte happii ni nacchatte mona de manzoku manten ohiraki desu saa sa mina-san ote wo haishaku yoo! pan

I’ll lift up Japan with my love and all With a mona revolution! Across all generations, yay! (Yay!) It’s a festival, so put on your happi [2] and be happy! mona will give you perfect satisfaction till the end Alright, everyone, lend me your hands Now, clap! 

[1] The joke here is 不景気 (fukeiki) meaning economic recession sounds similar to ケーキ (keeki) which means cake. Thus, mona can be seen surrounded by desserts in the MV.

[2] A happi is a loose Japanese coat, often worn during festivals.

[3] Thomas Edison is widely credited with the invention of the lightbulb.

[4] The joke here is that 株価 (kabuka) meaning stock market sounds similar to カブ (kabu) which means turnip. Thus, mona can be seen surrounded by vegetables in the MV.

[5] LIPxLIP.

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今、恋がはじまれ。(Ima, Koi ga Hajimare) / Now, This Love Begins English Translation

feat. Mochizuki Azuki (CV: Takahashi Rie)

T/N: I haven't translated anything in a hot second so churning this out in a few hours was hard. Use with credit, as always. If there are any mistakes, blame my lack of sleep. Please enjoy Azuki's journey into falling in love, inadvertently rejecting herself, and maybe leaving a little hope for the future.

声が低くて 背は高くなって 少し怖くて大人に見えて 親同士がただ仲良かっただけ 話さなくなって ただの他人だ 私はー年、あなたは三年。 すれ違っても 目すら会わない 気づかないかな。。。

koe ga hikukute se wa takaku natte sukoshi kowakute otona ni miete Oya doushi ga tada nakayokatta dake hanasanaku natte tada no taninda watashi wa ichi nen, anata wa sannen surechigatte mo me sura awanai kizukanai kana . . .

His voice got deeper, he's grown taller He looks a bit scary, all grown-up It was just our parents who were friends When we stopped talking, we became strangers I'm a first year, you're a third year When our paths cross, our eyes never meet I wonder if you've noticed…

いつから好きにさせられてた？ 勝手に苦しくて馬鹿みたい 興味ないのも 叶わないのも 誰が見たって分かっちゃうよ。 あなたの世界で 私見つけて 今、恋が始まれ。

itsukara suki ni saserareteta？ katte ni kurushikute baka mitai kyōmi nai no mo kanawanai no mo dare ga mita tte wakacchau yo. anata no sekai de watashi mitsukete ima, koi ga hajimare.

When did you make me fall in love with you? Hurting all by myself, like an idiot He's not interested, it'll never happen Anyone who sees knows it's true In your world, come find me Now, this love begins.

すれ違うのも もう7回目。 目が合った気がした 時が止まった 「もしかしてお前…」 急な呼び捨て 辺りの視線集めて痛い 「この子が彼女?」 周りは茶化す 「こいつには絶対手を出すな」 とか、 恥ずかしかった

surechigau no mo mou nana kaime. me ga atta ki ga shita toki ga tomatta “moshikashite omae …” kyuu na yobisute atari no shisen atsumete itai “kono ko ga kanojo?” mawari wa chakasu “koitsu ni wa zettai te o dasuna” toka hazukashi katta

Our paths have crossed for the seventh time When I thought our eyes met, It was like time stopped "Did you really…" Suddenly so informal* It hurts to have everyone's eyes on me "Is she your girlfriend?" Everyone's making fun of me "Don't you dare touch her," you say It's so embarrassing

本気で好きにさせられてた 彼女いることも予想してた 子供だけれど 後輩だけれど もっと可愛くなるかもだよ? 私の世界で あなたに叫ぶ 今、恋は迷子だ

honki de suki ni saserareteta kanojo iru koto mo yosou shiteta kodomo dakeredo kouhai dakeredo motto kawaiku naru kamodayo? watashi no sekai de anata ni sakebu ima, koi wa maigo da

You've really made me fall in love with you I was expecting you to have a girlfriend Even if I'm younger, even if I'm your junior Could she really be much cuter? In my world, I call out to you Now, this love is lost.

ララララー rarararā Lalalala

手を繋ぐ権利とかないけど 一番好きな後輩でいたい 何もしない 好きバレしない めんどくさい子にはならないから

te o tsunagu kenri toka naikedo ichiban suki na kouhai de itai nani mo shinai suki bare shinai mendokusai ko ni hanaranai kara

I won't have the right to hold your hand, but I want to be your favorite junior I won't do anything, I won't show how I feel I won't be a troublesome kid for you

死ぬほど好きにさせられてた 彼女いるのに好き。最低だ。 お願いだから 気持ち消えてよ これ以上嫌な子に なりたくない

shinu hodo suki ni saserareteta kanojo iru no ni suki. saiteida. Onegai dakara kimochi kieteyo kore ijou iyana ko ni Naritakunai

You made me love you to death** I like you, even if you have a girlfriend. I'm the worst. Please, just let these feelings disappear Becoming someone you hate… I don't want that!

いつから好きにさせられてた？ 勝手に苦しくて馬鹿みたい 興味ないのも 叶わないのも 誰が見たって分かっちゃうよ。 私の世界で 私に告げる 初恋が終わるの。

itsukara suki ni saserareteta？ katte ni kurushikute baka mitai kyōmi nai no mo kanawanai no mo dare ga mita tte wakacchau yo. watashi no sekai de watashi ni tsugeru hatsukoi ga owaruno.

When did you make me fall in love with you? Hurting all by myself, like an idiot He's not interested, it'll never happen Anyone who sees knows it's true In my world, I tell myself: This is the end of my first love.

* Azuki is talking about how he used お前 (omae) to refer to her. It's a very informal pronoun to use on someone.

** Yes, she used the same term Akari used in Shinu Hodo Darling. Like mother, like daughter.

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ムカつく / Mukatsuku English Translation

feat. Setoguchi Kiyotake (CV: Nobuhiko Okamoto)

T/N: this is such a silly song i cant believe kyochan inherited natsuki's confession rehearsal... it's so dear to me. with translations for all the dialogue bits!

ムカつく… ちょっかい出す これが恋だとは知らずに 嫌われることばかりして 話さなくなっていた

mukatsuku… chokkai dasu kore ga koi da to wa shirazu ni kirawareru koto bakari shite hanasanaku natte ita

So annoying... I made fun of you not knowing these feelings were love I kept doing things you disliked till we stopped talking

三年間他人になった中学 “かわいい子”の話で 君の名前あがる 入学式君と同じ高校 クラス分けの方が受験より ドキドキしたんだ

sannenkan tanin ni natta chuugaku “kawaii ko” no hanashi de kimi no namae agaru nyuugakushiki kimi to onaji koukou kurasu wake no hou ga juken yori dokidoki shitanda

We spent three years as strangers in middle school Whenever they talked about "cute girls", your name always came up At the entrance ceremony, we ended up at the same high school I got more nervous over the class assignments than the entrance exams

教室で目が合って 二人同時逸らして 探していたことバレたかな？

kyoushitsu de me ga atte futari douji sorashite sagashite ita koto bareta ka na?

In class, our eyes met And we both looked away at the same time Did you catch me looking at you?

好きな人 いないで！作らないで！ そんな奴いたら呪っちゃう 小さいって言われても 最後笑ってるの僕だから タイプも合わせるから それまではフリーでいてね 女々しいって言われても 最後腕組まれるの僕だけだから！

suki na hito inaide! tsukuranaide! sonna yatsu itara norocchau chiisai tte iwarete mo saigo waratteru no boku dakara taipu mo awaseru kara sore made wa furii de ite ne memeshii tte iwarete mo saigo ude kumareru no boku dake dakara!

The one I like — can't fall for anyone else! Don't look for anyone else! If you find someone else, I'll curse them As petty as that makes me sound, the one who gets the last laugh will be me! I'll make sure to become your type so stay single till then, okay? As unmanly as that makes me sound, the one you'll be linking arms with in the end will be me!

突然放課後に君から 「久しぶり」ってこれはフラグ？ 『忘れられてると思ってた』 君は言う 「そんなわけないじゃん」

totsuzen houkago ni kimi kara "hisashiburi" tte kore wa furagu? “wasurerareteru to omotteta” kimi wa iu "sonna wakenai jan"

Suddenly, after school, you came to me and said: "Long time no see!" Wait, could this be a flag? "I thought you forgot about me." Then you said, "No way! I could never!"

数分の会話で 三年間埋まってく気がしたんだ 浮かれて眠れなくて 明日の会話とか考えて

suufun no kaiwa de sannenkan umatteku ki ga shitanda ukarete nemure nakute ashita no kaiwa to ka kangaete

A few minutes of talking is all it takes to fill in those three empty years I got so excited, I couldn't sleep Thinking of what we'd talk about tomorrow.

好きな人 いないで！作らないで！ そんな奴いたら呪っちゃう 小さいって言われても 最後笑ってるの僕だから タイプも合わせるから それまではフリーでいてね 女々しいって言われても 最後腕組まれるの 誰でもない僕だけだから！

suki na hito inaide! tsukuranaide! sonna yatsu itara norocchau chiisai tte iwarete mo saigo waratteru no boku dakara taipu mo awaseru kara sore made wa furii de ite ne memeshii tte iwarete mo saigo ude kumareru no dare de mo nai boku dake dakara!

The one I like — can't fall for anyone else! Don't look for anyone else! If you find someone else, I'll curse them As petty as that makes me sound, the one who gets the last laugh will be me! I'll make sure to become your type so stay single till then, okay? As unmanly as that makes me sound, The one you'll be linking arms with in the end will be no one else but me!

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translations for the bits with dialogue in the kimikawa mv! live laugh love nagihiyo

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HALLOWEEN KISS English Translation

ft. LIP×LIP — Aizo (CV: Shimazaki Nobunaga), Yujiro (CV: Uchiyama Kouki)

T/N: tsuki no hime? judge? no it's lxl vampirism for like. 3 minutes. definitely not what i was expecting but the song is cute i'll give them that. anyway back to eichi

Aizo | Yujiro | Both

Ah yatto aerune mou gaman dekinaine 0-ji konoyo ni modoru kimi o morai ni o jama suru

Ah, we meet at last I can't bear it anymore At midnight, you return to the world of the living I've come to interfere and take you away*

Ah omekashi o shite kawaku nodo gaman shite 0-ji doa nokku suru kimi no chi de kanpai o shiyou

Ah, getting all dressed up Enduring the thirst in my throat At midnight, I knock upon your door Let's have a toast to the taste of your blood nee nigenaide kowagaranaide kimi no sakebi de kokoro ga odoru Hey, don't run away Don't get so scared Your cries make my heart leap HALLOWEEN KISS LIPS akuma to no KISS LIPS keiyaku o yakusoku shiyou gokujō no kairaku

HALLOWEEN KISS your LIPS with the devil KISS, your LIPS make a contract Let's make a vow for the greatest of pleasures KISS EYES kuruoshii KISS EYES keiyaku o koyoi musubareru seinaru HALLOWEEN NIGHT

KISS, your EYES driven to insanity KISS, your EYES make a contract Tonight, we will be bound together On this holy HALLOWEEN NIGHT motto ajiwattetai nanimono ni mo kanawanai kimi to iu gochisou o ubawareru wake ni wa ikanai

I want to taste you even more No one else could even compare Such a delectable meal like you Cannot be taken by anyone else kimi wa mou boku no monodakarane Hoka no yatsu ni nanka agenai yo ore no mono ni natta nda zettai hanasanai kara na oide**

From now on, you're mine I won't give you to anyone else You've become mine now I won't let you go, till the end Come here. HALLOWEEN KISS EARS amai koe KISS EARS sasayaite yakusoku shiyou eien no sokubaku

HALLOWEEN KISS your EARS hear a sweet voice KISS, your EARS hear whispers Let's make a vow to be bound for eternity KISS itoshii KISS EARS kurai tsuku koisuru kaibutsu seinaru HALLOWEEN NIGHT

KISS, your EARS hear "You're adorable." KISS, your EARS hear "I'll devour you." Monsters in love On this holy HALLOWEEN NIGHT HALLOWEEN KISS LIPS akuma to no KISS LIPS keiyaku o yakusoku shiyou gokujou no kairaku

HALLOWEEN KISS your LIPS with the devil KISS, your LIPS make a contract Let's make a vow for the greatest of pleasures Ah HALLOWEEN KISS EARS amai koe KISS EARS sasayaite yakusoku shiyou eien no sokubaku

HALLOWEEN KISS your EARS hear a sweet voice KISS, your EARS hear whispers Let's make a vow to be bound for eternity KISS EARS itoshii KISS EARS kurai tsuku koisuru kaibutsu boku to ore to seinaru HALLOWEEN NIGHT

KISS, your EARS hear "You're adorable." KISS, your EARS hear "I'll devour you." Monsters in love With me With me On this holy HALLOWEEN NIGHT

* interpretation bla bla ojamasuru means to disturb, bother etc. also konoyo has a connotation that seems to connect more on being "the world of the living"

** haha yume fanfare reference

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愛しちゃってるよ (Aishi Chatteru Yo) ~another story~ English Translation

by MochiAka's Unnamed Daughter (ft. Soyogi Soyogi)

T/N: I love this girl. She inherited all of Akari's funny qualities (trying to compete against her mom for Mochita). She's also unironically voiced by Soyogi, Yuki Kaji's vocal synthesizer. Akari, both your daughter and husband are voiced by Yuki Kaji. Anyway. Enjoy!

sukoshi kodomo ppoi mama amae jozude azatoi apurōchi shita no wa zettai mama karada to omotteta yo Mama's a little childish Sweet and sly at the same time I thought, for sure, it was mom who made the first move

shinpaishi sugina papa aisaresugi wakatteru mainichi misetsukerare chatteru kisu wa itsumo papa kara Papa's always worries too much I know he just loves me a lot He shows me every single day With lots of kisses from dad sukina shashin ｢ohimesama｣ datte mama ni wa katenakute mo ii no Their favorite photo with their “Princess” I don't need to win against Mama* futari no te ga tsunagatte ireba futari no kao ga waratte ireba futari no kisu ga nakunara nakereba Could both of your hands connect us together? Are both of your expressions filled with laughter? If both of your kisses would never fade away watashi no mune wa atatakai no desu futari no kodomo ga watashi de yokatta My chest would feel so warm I'm so happy I'm your daughter. okoruto kowai mama papa no senaka ni kakureru kabau papa mo issho ni okorareru no arigatou ne Mama's scary when she's angry I hide behind Papa's back With my dad who always protects me, Thank you for getting angry at me mama to watashi docchi ga suki？ watashi datte iukeredo mama ni wa mama tte iu kuse ni usotsuki dakedo daisuki Between mom and me, who do you love most? Even if you say it's me here, You're always going “Mama this” “Mama that” anyway. You're such a liar, but I still love you hora atsumatte hora dakiatte kinenbi janakute mo shashin torou Come on, huddle closer, then, hug each other, Even if it's not a special day, let's take a photo! furari no omoi ga tsunagatte ireba futari no koe ga waratte ireba futari no ai ga sasaeatte ireba Could both of your feelings connect us together? Are both of your voices filled with laughter? If love from both of you support each other, watashi no mune wa atatakai nodesu futari no kodomo wa watashi janakyayada My chest would feel so warm No one else but me could be your daughter. naite bakaride wagamama bakari soredemo aishite kureru watashi no papa mama jiman shitai no minna ni All I do is cry and act selfishly, Despite this, you still love me My Mama and Papa, I want to brag about you to everyone! futari no te ga tsunagatte ireba futari no kao ga waratte ireba futaru no kisu ga nakunara nakereba Could both of your hands connect us together? Are both of your expressions filled with laughter? If both of your kisses would never fade away watashi no mune wa atatakai nodesu My chest would feel so warm nani ga atte mo zutto kazoku da yo ne No matter what and forever, We'll always be a family, right? futari no kodomo ga watashi de yokatta I'm so happy I'm your daughter. aisare chatteru yo I just feel so loved.

*I'm not sure where this line connects, but if we're putting it together with the previous line, it would say: Their princess, who doesn't need to compete against Mama.