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sweet as honey !

bee. 23. he/they. queer. medically complex + disabled. multi-fandom writer. blorbo: waterboy (dispatch). masterlist. rules. anons. psas. art gallery. ocs.

status: ask me abt waterboy (solo or x reader), doing yaps only due to writer's block and irl stuff happening.

why do people hate the transfems? like genuinely. thinking abt how the tadc and deltarune fandoms have reacted to the confirmation and speculation of one of their main characters (jax & ralsei) being a trans woman and it’s just… why do you all hate transfem people and trans women?? just why?? :((

#crunchy bones yaps #i like to joke that this is how i know that trans women are women because misogyny #leave my trans sisters alone please #i will fistfight on their behalf #tadc #the amazing digital circus #deltarune #fandom discourse #vent #trans #transfem #trans women

You constantly comparing Waterboy to seals made me love him even more, THEY’RE SO CUTEEE

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I love your Watergirl AU AAAA

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tyyyyyy

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I don't mean to be rude but if there's occasional 18+ content on your page then shouldn't your account be 18+ ?

I'm so sorry if this ask comes off as rude but I'm just confused on how that works since 16+ only insinuates that 16/17-year-olds can engage with your nsfw content, no??

the 16+ part is the minimum age i’m comfortable personally engaging with on my blog because i am an adult. im not gonna deter 16 and 17 year olds from engaging with my sfw works, which is a bulk of my content hence the occasional 18+ content warning. any nsfw content is tagged and organized explicitly as such that it’s not loose on my blog

it’s also important to say that i’m nobody’s parent; if someone under the age 18 is gonna engage with my nsfw content by reading it without a blog or lie about their age on their blog, then that’s on them. i did it when i was their age, teenagers are gonna find a way to engage in adult content if they want to

me having it organized in that way (‘hey this post is nsfw so 18+ only’) is more a legal protection like how porn sites make you click ‘hey are you 18+?’ to access their content. people who are under 18 have clicked the ‘yes i’m at least 18’ button and watched porn, it’s a fact of life. i’m not gonna go sherlock and verify if you’re of legal age to engage with adult media. in my state, 16 is the age of consent for sex so if a 16 or 17 year old ends up reading a work of smut from my blog, i’m not gonna lose my marbles

it’s up to parents to monitor their kid’s internet usage and for people to practice safe internet usage. i do my part by keeping my nsfw content separate from my sfw content via the tags system

so in summary, the 16+ only is to reflect the minimum age i’m comfortable having someone personally engage with me on my blog. the occasional 18+ content reflects that there are some posts on my blog that are of a nsfw nature, i do that as as a legal disclaimer i’m not your parent, i’m not gonna police how you engage with tumblr and the boarder internet

#crunchy bones yaps #psa #internet safety #nsft

I'm really stoned rn but yr really fucking radical 👍👍👍👍 ly /plat

awww thanksies stoned anon :3

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Do you think Wawa boy can dance? Can he bust a move? Or does he kinda just flop around like a fish?

(Unrelated gif :3)

GAH he so beautiful… i lub him

but unfortunately wb is white so at most he can do the cupid shuffle on a good day and even then his cupid shuffle is ass… also he’s banned from many clubs because of his water getting all over the dance floor and causing multiple casualties (no one died but lots of sprains, concussions, etc.)

#crunchy bones yaps #dispatch #dispatch waterboy #waterboy dispatch #waterboy

Hanks mentioned 🤤 I miss my husbands but very much enjoy Waterboy content when I visit ur blog every now and then!

Okay but H2nk and water boy kissing send post 🧵🐯 annon

rest in peace to my hanks fixation (i still like them ofc but waterboy has consumed me whole) but i fully approve of h2nk and wb smooching HARD

#crunchy bones yaps #🧵🐯 anon #dispatch #dispatch waterboy #waterboy dispatch #waterboy #date everything #de #date everything hank 2 #de hank 2 #hank 2 date everything #hank 2 de #hank 2

👻 Anon

I wanna eat your banner up honestly, it looks like strawberry mentos to me.

Also have a cat :D 🐈

omg strawberry mentos… i totally see it! i got it commissioned by cinnamacaron on vgen! :3 and thanks for the cat lol

#crunchy bones yaps #👻 anon

thehoneycrypt

adding more to my single dad herm au that my lovely moot @absolutelyparched is making into a series (mootie, you can use this as inspo or to directly add into the series) cuz they got me thinking abt it hard (for context, herm’s late wife is named beatriz in my au; also it’s angst ofc)

mariam was named after herm’s mom, who also died when he was little. and the fact that mariam has experienced the same horror of losing a mother is earth shattering for herm. he never imagined that his angel would have to experience such a pain like he did

and herm will never tell his baby girl this but she has his mother’s hair and his wife’s eyes… and as she gets older, mariam jr starts looking more like mariam sr with her frame and such but she sounds exactly like beatriz did in her childhood videos

that doesn’t hit herm until he hears beatriz call out to him, which makes him turn around in surprise, only for him to come face to face with mariam, who had asked him if they could have spaghetti for dinner tonight

he cries himself to sleep that night

absolutelyparched

EXCUSE YOU

thehoneycrypt

i have more :)))) cw for death ofc

the accident that took beatriz from herm and mariam was a villain attack. it had been her day off and she was running errands when a villain with electricity powers named vermillion bolt was running away from some heroes in the area and used their powers to electrocute a bunch of people at once to get the heroes off their back, beatriz being one of the unfortunate victims

one of the heroes chasing the villain was malevola and she immediately portal’d herm to the scene when she found beatriz before portal-ing them back to the hospital. beatriz and herm have their final moment where she’s telling him how much she loves him and to take care of their daughter before her heart gives out from the damage

the villain responsible for beatriz’s death, as well as the deaths of three others in the electrocution incident, has been out of sdn’s grasp since… until you unexpectedly encounter them after hours at your favorite bar

#crunchy bones yaps #dispatch #dispatch au #dispatch x reader #dispatch waterboy #waterboy dispatch #waterboy #dispatch waterboy x reader #waterboy dispatch x reader #waterboy x reader

adding more to my single dad herm au that my lovely moot @absolutelyparched is making into a series (mootie, you can use this as inspo or to directly add into the series) cuz they got me thinking abt it hard (for context, herm’s late wife is named beatriz in my au; also it’s angst ofc)

mariam was named after herm’s mom, who also died when he was little. and the fact that mariam has experienced the same horror of losing a mother is earth shattering for herm. he never imagined that his angel would have to experience such a pain like he did

and herm will never tell his baby girl this but she has his mother’s hair and his wife’s eyes… and as she gets older, mariam jr starts looking more like mariam sr with her frame and such but she sounds exactly like beatriz did in her childhood videos

that doesn’t hit herm until he hears beatriz call out to him, which makes him turn around in surprise, only for him to come face to face with mariam, who had asked him if they could have spaghetti for dinner tonight

he cries himself to sleep that night

#crunchy bones yaps #dispatch #dispatch au #dispatch waterboy #waterboy dispatch #waterboy

OMGGG UR THE ONE WITH THE CUTE DISPATCH STICKERSS AHHHH! I LOVE UR FLAMBAE ONE (ALL R PRETTY THOUGH) OMG WHY R U LIKING MY STUFF UR MAKING ME SCARED AND EMBARRASSED

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i’m so sorry but i genuinely don’t know what you’re referring to 😭😭😭 what stickers? i’m so confused /gen

#crunchy bones yaps #dispatch

Came for the Hanks but stayed for your SCRUMPTIOUS Waterboy content!!

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tehe 🤭 thanks for staying w me, sunny anon! your asks & such have always been one of my biggest motivators

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WB with extremely touch starved reader. Like they start shivering and shaking when he touches them, and they have to convince him it’s not from discomfort, infact if anything there’s more discomfort when he stops touching them.

you can’t help but shake and quake from herm’s touch, his ungloved hands are just so nice and soft cuz of his powers’ moisturizing effect! ofc he gets worried when you react in such a way the first time the two of you get that intimate and it does take some reassurance before he gets the reason why

herm has to take some baby steps with his touches because of your reactions tho, he still worries that he’s hurting you but seeing you whine pitifully and have actuall tears swell up in your eyes the moment he stops touching is enough to sober him up and keep on his work

eventually, it gets to a point where he doesn’t worry about it anymore; in fact, he worries for the days he can’t touch you because he knows how much his touch means to you!

#crunchy bones yaps #dispatch #dispatch x reader #dispatch waterboy #waterboy dispatch #waterboy #dispatch waterboy x reader #waterboy dispatch x reader #waterboy x reader

i’m projecting onto waterboy and can confirm that he is a huge seal lover. he loves all the sealy critters. yo-chan, niko, katsunori, tsuki, agu, sergeevna, kroshik, any and all seals are beloved by the wawaboy <3

#crunchy bones yaps #dispatch #dispatch waterboy #waterboy dispatch #waterboy

sex w waterboy in the hotel hot tub i mean what

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everyone, write more waterboy x reader stuff rn!!! please!!! i’m recovering from surgery so writing juice is low for me :(

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