#hanlet

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Horatio: *doing a crossword* I need a six letter word for ‘disappointment’…

Hamlet: 'Hamlet'.

Horatio: My lord, no!

[mysharona1987]

Now Tom Hiddleston is playing Hamlet too? OK, is there any actor *not* lining up to play this sociopathic Danish teen?

Is there a female equivalent role for actresses?

Miss Julie or Blanche DuBious, I guess.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Rosencrantz: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because of my relationship with Guildenstern-

Hamlet: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Rosencrantz: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Hamlet: Oh, my mistake!

[wizard-grapes]

What if during ‘to be or not to be’ Hamlet was jerking off. There’s something post nut clarity about it ya know? Like… “tis a consummation” (cums) “devoutly to be wished” and that’s kind of the turning point. But also the language kind of lends itself. “Aye there’s the rub” the concept of the “little death” to mean an orgasm. I think this is also when he says “be all my sins remembered” about Ophelia

[depressedquetzal]

Just finished Hamlet is Not Ok. It was a good book and I enjoyed the characters and plot, especially the semi plot twist in Hamlet that actually makes a lot of sense. However, its ideas on morality kinda pissed me off since it pretty much said that whatever you feel about something is what’s right, while talking about why you should not murder, while arguing against someone who felt murder was right which is… kinda very contradictory. But I’d recommend if you want a light, easy read with plenty of humor!

[veganbeats]

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[triplea-vt]

*stares at RNY fandom*

why is my ship small ;-;

[ascoopatalamode]

My dad: Okay, so what you have to do is:

Him: Open a restaurant that serves Hamlets.

Him: Which would be omelettes wrapped in ham.

Him: And instead of pancakes/toast, they'd be served with a Danish.

Me: And you could ask if they want ghost peppers with it.

Him: Yeeees.