TURTS AND HAM HEADCANONS blame @hijabiperidot
leo is washington in all renditions. no one else gets to be washington. no one else has the right tone, the right bass, and 'iM THE LEADER SO I GET TO BE WASHINGTON, FIGHT ME RAPH'
if april isn't singing satisfied, assume she's been kidnapped/something is seriously wrong
mikey loves acting like thomas jefferson and 'what did i miss' was practically written for him. he knows all the words and learns the dance when they sneak into the show.
donnie is the most aaron burr person in the world, even splinter sees the resemblance. he fucking loves aaron burr sir/you'll be back. donnie isn't into jazz like mikey is so he doesn't typically sing room where it happens, but when he does, its amazING and involves robots as background dancers and he uses his staff as a mic
casey is such hercules mulligan trash. he cant sing to save his life but he can yell HERCULES MULLIGAN just fine
and raph. raph is just...the worst. he knows all of guns and ships, satisfied, both cabinet battles, and even though he can rap all the fastest raps in the whole play, the ONE LINE he chooses to sing over and over is 'SIT DOWN JOHN, YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER'
splinter cries the first time he listens to dear theodosia. he listens to it a lot and often hums it when going about the lair. same with wait for it.
(karai is trash for satisfied and say no to this. also burn. sometimes when she sings burn everyone politely ignores the tears in her eyes bc of how close to home the song hits for her)
