I’ve organized your phone calls into three categories - calls from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother.
Hux, to Kylo Ren

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I’ve organized your phone calls into three categories - calls from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother.
Hux, to Kylo Ren
this is it. this is all i really wanted.
i just wanted more finnpoe content ffs.
of course it would have been great if stormpilot was explicitly canon, but we can’t really expect a huge international franchise to go from 0 to 100 like that. an ambiguous ending is the best we could ask for right now, and that’s what they gave us. no explicit canon couple at the end, just a group hug between three pals™️—honestly that’s pretty fucking tight; friendship is so underrated in pop culture. & there was the kiss between two ladies which is pretty great tbh!! of course it’s not enough, and we should keep asking, nay demanding, for more, but it won’t happen overnight and progress is progress!! so idk these are just my two cents and of course you’re entitled to your own opinion but i’m pretty happy rn personally~
i mean we got to see the boys together for the duration of the film!! all we’d been given before were bread crumbs, and they were together for the whole damn film finally and we got to see the trio all together. so idk, i’ve seen a lot of mixed reviews, but for me: i was really worried about what was gonna happen and i came out of the theater pleasantly surprised and with a smile on my face ♡
Anakin made him eat a bug
Daily Palps Death
For your drabble requests, perhaps Finn/Rey + birdwatching? Or anything happy and nature/outdoors/springtime themed. <3 <3
Thank you!! I’ve never been bird watching but after this… I am intrigued… :D 💗
Set post-TFA.
His lungs and legs ached, but though a six-minute mile had been easy, back then, Finn felt a brighter pride at being able to make it up the slope without stopping to rest even once. Rey scooted closer to him, grinning as she handed him the canteen - nowhere near as out of breath as he was, though being thrown against that tree had left its mark - their legs dangling over the old stone ruins that watched over the hidden Resistance base in the valley below.
Kix had suggested the hike for the both of them, and he’d also suggested keeping an eye out for the rare D’Qar hawk as Finn slowly progressed through extensive, seemingly-never-ending rehab: “A no-pressure, no-risk mission. Something for your head to focus on while your body recovers.”
“Oh, Finn, look…!”
Finn leaned against Rey, mindful of his healing wound, and together, they watched in silence - only the sound of their breathing, slowing now in wonder - as an emerald hawk climbed into the air, up up up, until it was a mere ghost of calm, unhurried freedom against the brilliant blue sky.
Obi-Wan: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Mace: I’d say even infinitesimally.
Anakin: And I’d say teenily-weenily, I get it, we’re all good at words.
Leia: Well, Poe, like any married couple, Han and I fought sometimes. Sometimes he won, sometimes I won, but usually we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Poe (plugging his ears): La la la la…
Leia: Look, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team.
Poe: *nods sagely*
Leia: And in the same bed.
Poe: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?
Anakin: Really, Obi-Wan? That plan seems a little underhanded.
Obi-Wan: Well, desperate times call for desperate housewives.
Anakin: ...
Obi-Wan: Measures. I said measures.
Han: This is the best day of my life!
Rey: You're married and you have a kid.
Han: I said what I said.