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@daily-palps-death
Thrawn, lying in bed about to go to sleep: shall I turn off the light?
Eli: just a second
Thrawn: *lying down and closing his eyes*
Eli: *counting down to 00:00* 5...4...3..2..1
Eli, as he turns the light off: you missed our anniversary. Goodnight.
Thrawn: *sitting up at once*
Cody mentions one day that Kix has issues getting Obi-Wan to eat whenever heâs injured and Anakin explains that Stewjoni have slowed metabolism when they get hurt so they donât need to eat as much, but admits the healers donât like him going fully without so they have some comfort food dishes that they can make so Obi-Wan will get something and realizes the clones might think putting their own spin on Obi-Wanâs white boy comfort foods would be okay so he cautiously invites Cody and Rex (and obvs Ahsoka but she lives with them) over so he can show them Obi-Wanâs favorite recipes (breaded fried chicken, potatoes usually fried too, and mac and cheese, which arenât really bland foods but Ani once watched Fives put chili powder on his orange slices and Ani is just worried they might think itâs too bland and make Obi-Wan wary of his own faves) and when itâs nearly done a sleepy Obi comes stumbling out of his room all âpotato??? Potato for me????â And doesnât even realize the kitchen is full till halfway through the plate and Cody is shooketh cause he never sees Obi-Wan eat that much and the manâs still goin and this is a good idea but then afterwards when Obi is mostly passed out in a food coma on the couch Ani comes over and pets his hair cause heâs super fond of his master and Obi just quietly tells him that he should cook for Padme cause heâs really good at cooking from scratch and she would love it and Ani is all â!!!!!â cause this is proof that Obi-Wan not only knows but seems to APPROVE of him with Padme and then Palpatine dies on the toilet for unrelated reasons and the war slowly tapers off and Obi-Wan is well taken care of by people who love him thank you.
teenage nuisances quinobi
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Lifted away by the Lorax
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I donât even GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE just GET HIM AWAY FROM MY SEQUEL TRILOGY KIDS
*wakes up in a cold sweat* Buff Palpatine
Omg @fireynovacat
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âŚI canât even. Anyone got some bleach I can use to poison him and then clean my brain with?
me, trying to pray the rosary but also super distracted by how punchable palpatineâs face is: hail mary full of grace punch the devil in the face
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This is so freaking amazing! I am having so much fun on this blog! Palpatine just keeps dying and I'm dying of laughter.
Thank you!
is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?
Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to beâŚunnatural.
âStar Wars: The Rise of Skywalkerâ (2019)
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Dies of undercooked chicken
if you donât acknowledge that platonic relationships might be the most important ones in somebodyâs life, just remember that the trap that vader & palpatine tried to set for luke at cloud city pretty completely relied on that fact and sith lords are officially better at this than you are
do
do you think they somehow figured out that was the only way this was gonna work for them
like i donât know how youâd even figure out but
do you think palps was just like âaw yeah. gonna corrupt another skywalker. easy-peasy. same as last time. we just gotta wait for him to fall in love and â OH COME ONâ
itâs even better because luke is a pretty friendly dude, so presumably palpatine had to go through all the spy reports and figure out who his BFFs were out of basically the entire rebel alliance. his gunner dak? fellow pilot wedge antilles?? who?????Â
meanwhile vaderâs lurking in a corner going âwow my son has so many friends, he must be a great guy. do you⌠do you think heâd like me?â
âHE IS A TRAITOR ON THE RUN FROM THE EMPIRE, HOW DOES HE EVEN MEET ALL THESE PEOPLE,â shouts palpatine as he scrolls through tagged photo after tagged photo on rebel facebook.
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Killed by all of Lukeâs friends.
Trips on the hem of his own robe and breaks his neck.
(Submitted by @my-insanity-is-an-artform )
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Anakin attended J.J Bittenbinder's Street Smarts class and alerts the authorities. (Submitted by @my-insanity-is-an-artform ) DAILY PALPS DEATH!!!
The Force realizes Palps is creeping on it's kid and promptly makes him explode.
(Submitted by @my-insanity-is-an-artform
GERALD THE OMNIPRESENT.
(Submitted by @my-insanity-is-an-artform )
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Chokes to death on his own vomit.
(Submitted by @valhalareima )
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So I had a dream last night that Vader and Palpatine was at some fancy dinner party, where Palps is sitting there is his nasty ass robes, cackling at all the people who were wearing increasingly elaborate outfits in an attempt to met the standard of "fancy." Vader is bored, and internally making fun of all of them. So much so, that when Palatine asks him randomly what he thinks of such and such's outfit Vader tells him. And it was so funny, Palps laughed, choked on his dinner, and died.
Did Vader just murder Palpatine at the Met Gala?
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