kind of a crack concept, but Buffy and Spike being each other's shadow selves to the point that their exes could had fun dynamics with each other:
Dru would validate Riley's freak in a sense she wants a loyal knight, while he's fixated on being needed. She would get a loyal dog and his temperament as a military man means unlike Spike, who's always was a bit of non-conformist, Riley wouldn't question her werid tactics and whims, but also as a former psychology student he would prob help her a lot with episodes, even if he's not natural at emotional intelligence. She gets a tall boytoy as treat, he gets to be biten by a truly bad bitch.
Parker should ended up that night in The Harsh Light Of The Day hooking up with Harmony. They would match perfectly on egocentricity front. Admittedly Harmony deserves better, but if someone could scare the living hell out of this fuckboy and accidentally fix him, it would be her. If she eat him it also would be neat.
Want to put in this Angel and Cordy, cause I love cangel. Angel is Spike's ex in this scenario, by the way.






