#harry weiss

[twilightofthesandwiches]

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Harry: The only stupid holidays are the ones where you still have to go to school. Like Valentine’s Day, or St Patrick’s day, or my birthday!

[little-whats-her-name]

Janet: I am a bad person. I am a horrible person. I am the absolute worst person.

Cosmo:

Nation:

Nurse Ansalong:

Rest Home Ricky:

Bert:

Emily:

Harry:

Janet: "No you're not, Janet. We still love you, Janet."

[stillsmybeatingheart]

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Stop erasing Harry Houdini’s Jewishness

[twilightofthesandwiches]

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Harry: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.

Janet: ...That’s what tax evasion is.

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Harry: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!