#ralph hapschatt

[scifiandsuch]

ROCKY HORROR MEME DUMP 3

[askralphhapschatt]

"Alright... you may... touch me... if you must..."

- @askbettyhapshitwilltravel

Ralph wasted absolutely no time. He shoved Amaranth out of the way and climbed onto the bed beside his ex wife, wrapping both arms around her and burying his face in her neck.

Oh, Betty.. How could I have ever left you?

[twilightofthesandwiches]

[seanleelevin]

Current listening on Spotify. "A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, God said, 'Let there be lips!' And there were, and they were good!"

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Ralph: Stop it, Macy! You've been driving me crazy all week, now smoke! Macy: Ralph, I am wearing the patch. If I light a cigarette right now, my heart will stop.

Betty: (flicks on a lighter and holds it in front of Macy)

[strangely-incorrect]

brad and janet: OMG guys do not try to walk to a suspicious castle through the rain in the middle of the night to where a gang of attractive and mysterious aliens make a human man out of electricity and food colouring, kill a saxophone player, then dupe you into having sex, eating a man and dancing around until the working class overthrows the monarchy

betty and ralph:

betty and ralph: ...wasn't planning on it?

[shockyhorror]

”one, two… one, two, three, four!” Shock Treatment (1981) dir. Jim Sharman

[askralphhapschatt]

(Betty was trembling as she went out into the cold without a jacket on. She had no idea what to do, she was just incredibly emotional.)

- @askbettyhapshitwilltravel

Ralph seemed to be moving around items in the trunk of his car.

It took him a moment to notice his ex wife wandering in the snow but when he did he was immediately horrified. If she froze to death or got sick, who would he fuck then?!

Betty! Oh, Betty come here! What on Earth are you doing?!