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[kujakumai]

i am not good at self-promo but here is the pitch for my yugioh fanfiction: imagine if marik ishtar really wanted a post-redemption-arc approved way to channel his unshakeable desire to chain a guy to a radiator in his basement. now imagine that boy is thief king bakura, who doesn't even have time to work through how he feels about that because he is too busy living in an entirely different psychological horror movie. okay great now picture that several timezones away ryou bakura is obliviously enjoying his recovery brat summer and unknowingly forcing thief king to experience the platonic bodysharing version of a noah kahan breakup album about him. well i thought all of that would be really funny so i wrote like 60k words about it and you can right now read not all of those words yet but maybe approximately half of them.

[gremlinshatephilosophers]

Oh my god I forgot about time zones and show dates for a moment and got very confused why I was seeing preshow questions I’d never heard before on my tl

[anzekopistar]

Here’s someone yelling “holy fuck” extremely loudly

[misharoux]

[jitsuiwawatashiwa]

[real-faker]

Y'know what the fuck I should do? I should frikkin make a YouTube video every time someone asks me a question I know I'm gonna spend hours typing up an answer to. That way I can get some ad revenue and LITERALLY make it worth my time, plus it takes less time to do, PLUS I'll have some actual #CONTENT on my channel until I can get more W2H up there. I'm not sure if this is just the combo of my pissyness over loosing that post + all the money I blew fixing my jeep today speaking OR if this is actually a good idea, so I'ma SLEEP on this shit and look at it tomorrow with some FRESH-ass eyeeees GOOOOOOOD NIght.

[kujakumai]

COMING FORTH BY DAY Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 31,660 words (so far), 10/??? chapters Thief King Bakura/Marik Ishtar; Thief King, Marik Ishtar, Rishid Ishtar, Ishizu Ishtar, Ryou Bakura, honestly everyone is in this a least a little I won't list 'em all

A fic, in which:

The King of Thieves receives a second chance at life, and is offered the cautious hand of mercy and friendship. He decides to bite that hand as hard as he possibly can for its audacity, over and over again, hoping he can rip the whole arm off with it.

A 90s-era spam banner reads CONGRATULATIONS, MILLIONTH VISITOR NEAREST HOMELESS TEEN! Marik Ishtar, recently liberated from godhood and doing his best impression of an ordinary teenager, has decided he needs "friends," and has chosen you to be his new bestie! No action is required on your part to accept this offer. You already have. Friendship is now in progress. Please surrender quietly and he will not hurt your fam

Ryou Bakura finds a little peace, a little chaos, and maybe, eventually, someone who is not at all what he expected.

[From Chapter 1]

LATEST: Chapter 10 - Guilty Pleasure

[kujakumai]

COMING FORTH BY DAY Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 35.5k words (so far) Thief King Bakura/Marik Ishtar

[From the beginning]

CHAPTER 11 - ANTI-SMOKING PSA Reports state the delinquents are suspected of shoplifting, trespassing, loitering, vandalism, destruction of property, an indirect kiss, defacement of a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and a conspiracy to make Rishid very disappointed in them.