#hashtag wisdom

[axelovin]

good tomato paste and pepper paste can and will save your life

[izzymalec]

how are things either happening too fast or not fast enough or even better: both at the same time fsjafmsk

[xanderuwu]

protip to my fellow lactose intolerant pals: the almond chocolate milk from alpro tastes exactly like dairy chocolate milk & it generally costs the same

[the-batsquatch]

lex and louie is both mlm and wlw at the same time if ur heart is pure and true and your mind is beautiful and wise

[pandapecha]

an analysis is when you recount the story exactly as it happened and an over-analysis is when you analyze a comedy

[sylvan-veil]

everything may be horrible BUT my teeth are brushed and dirty clothes are in the wash, so things are better than they could be!

[foragecore]

you cant trust anyone who hates jazz

[tehriz]

bookseller philosophy: if a book falls from a shelf, and no one's around to hear it, can we still get credit from the publisher for the bent jacket