water is gay

xander | 30 | gemini | he/him

[cyclonopedia]

one of my favorite images on earth. the pure unbridled freedom emanating from it. the white car flying over the railroad tracks in the middle of the night....the black cop car half-hidden in the shadows to the left side, likely seconds before pouncing.....the joyous rabbit captured mid-leap, sailing past the jaws of a waiting predator, forever fleeing the inevitable. i feel giddy just looking at it

[wosp-reactivated]

This isn't even my account someone just forgot to log out of a library computer one day and ever since then I've been here

[crimsonflowerz]

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

[adobe-outdesign]

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

[a-book-of-creatures]

it draws 2 cards

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[slaygentford]

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

[gaysie]

jesus christ??

[ghostieliving]

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[theconcealedweapon]

[amygdalae]

I know the most dangerous dumpling-based spells and incantations. I can teach you how to enact wonton destruction

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

I didn't ask how big the room is, I said "I cast Firebao".

[kosmogrl]

where do you see yourself in 10 tumblr posts

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[fuckrozanov]

anything that needs to be said in life was already said in chasing cars by snow patrol

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

[busket]

everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

[eredhes]

[ID: Boxed shaped clay sculpture of a Przewalski's horse. The horse's body is painted onto the box in the style of palaeolithic cave art, and the front half from the shoulders is realistic and three-dimensional, fully emerging at the end of the box. The horse is in a walking pose with the front left leg raised and the head tilted slightly sideways. Each photo shows a different angle. End ID]

Yeah, happy with this. Will be remaking it at some point, hopefully with less issues. I'll have to give it a coat of gloss as this clay is not hardy and needs protection.

[sapphling]

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

[boobookittenartblog]

Kawase Hasui - Nara Park, 1953

[theorangepdf]

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

[lets-be-real-dan]

Because life sucks and we’re regressing hehe

[infectiouspiss]

plug in some damn headphones before i regress into a caveman and smash your phone with a rock