#hashtagtag

[jibstank]

I am making a tumbl and it shall be on tumblr. That's how this works right?

[funnybogman]

EVERYDAY

Customer: You're too skinny to be a chef

Customer: Nobody trusts a skinny chef

Me:...

Me: I'm the salad chef

[yubikiri-genman]

Master summoned me

and i answer.  And for Master i mean 0athenachan0. Put your music player on shuffle and write your favorite lyrics from the first 10 songs. (Not gonna lie, I’m probably gonna skip some songs because I’m trash too) 1. ent / Farewell Dear Stranger I just need you to remember me [...] How I'm right now and this very moment  I need you Put down image In your heart Keep the image No matter what happens Keep with you 2. THE RiCECOOKERS / Nami no Yukusaki  In a dream I'm sure I saw it all The tides that fall and rise again, and again Well maybe it's just me, caught in desperation to Fight this helpless falling sensation [...] Night after night I dream of ways To not have to meet you once again ‘Cause every time feels like the very first time when I’ll have say goodbye 3. Jackson 5 / ABC Come on, let me love you just a little bit! I'm a going to teach how to sing it out! Come on, come on, come on Let me show you what it's all about! Reading, writing and arithmetic Are the branches of the learning tree But without the roots of love every day, girl Your education ain't complete 4. Thom Yorke / Hearing Damage A tear in my brain Allows the voices in They wanna push you off the path With their frequency wires And you can do no wrong In my eyes 5. Queen & David Bowie / Under Pressure Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking Can't we give ourselves one more chance? Why can't we give love that one more chance? Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?.. 'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word And love dares you to care for The people on the edge of the night And love dares you to change our way of Caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves Under pressure 6. Dead Man’s Bones / Warewolf Heart My skull is full of sunken ships, My heart's a prisoner to my ribs, We're flesh & bone when we're all alone, But together, forever, we'll live There's gold in my heart, But the winds took my sails through the dark, And if you wait too long, then you'll never see the dawn again 7. Neverending White Lights / I Hope Your Heart Runs Empty Stole a look away from your eyes Stole a look and finally paid your price Tethered fresh, trampled thoughts, look for me Look at this face, everywhere there's new mistakes And underneath it all, takes its toll, grudgingly But with you in here, everything seems OK 8. Woodkid / I Love You Where the light shivers offshore Through the tides of oceans We are shining in the rising sun As we are floating in the blue I am softly watching you Oh boy your eyes betray what burns inside you [...] After all I drifted ashore Through the streams of oceans Whispers wasted in the sand 9. Keaton Henson / Charon  And it seems as though I'm on my own And time transcends And it seems I speak Like waters leak And I'm losing friends And I don't feel well Oh, couldn't you tell, From the way I touch my face? And my thoughts are low And I cannot grow In this small space 10. Arcade Fire / City with No Children  The summer that I broke my arm I waited for your letter I have no feeling for you now Now that I know you better I wish that I could have loved you then Before our age was through And before a world war does with us whatever it will do Dreamt I drove home to Houston On a highway that was underground There was no light that we could see As we listened to the sound Of the engine failing Dude, YOUR shuffle mode sucks? Have you seen this??? I skipped a ton cause it was either in Japanese or instrumental. You’re a cheeky one, Ipod!  And i tag quello-che-non-ho (to show her my love), gin-chan-yorozuya (so people think i ACTUALLY have friends), burtonianwayoflife, @katethejet ... i don’t know man, if someone wants to do this desperately entertaining thingy-thing, please go ahead. Mi tag es tu tag.

[jagaimojin]

I have been so detached from real women I can sort of understand how some people found it was worth coining the term 3DPD. But man is that fucked up. Whether you wanna stick to your waifus or not don't make up another way to make people feel shitty about themselves.

[jagaimojin]

Think girl who walked past in Walgreens waved at me previously while passing each other on the road. Knows she has a boyfriend. She immediately goes to the valentines aisle. Somehow I feel sad.