so I was a little disappointed to find that Mr. Davidson's newspaper is just a regular newspaper that they taped the word "Hatchetfield Gazette" and "A Meteor Hits!" on to
but I was thrilled to notice Mr. Chasity's newspaper was filled with lovely bits of lore. Including
"Nighthawks prepare to swoop"
"Mayor Lauter's re-election campaign off to a rocky start"
"New land development proposed at edge of Witchwood Forest"
"(Hatchetfield?) puts its foot on the gas!"
"Mamma Mia! disappoints at the Starlight Theater"
"High society hangout destroyed"
Except I literally cannot think of what this could be referencing. Maybe high is a play on words and they're talking about Emma's farm burning down? Only she gets arrested at the end of Perky's Buds, which doesn't line up with her working at Beanies later in the show. The only other thing I could think of is maybe The Birdhouse, which android Emma burns down, but that happens after Emma and Paul get married. So that's a bit of a mystery
I think he knows the answer
