#hate dating

[inkdrinkerellen]

Dating is terrible cause there are only three options. Sleep with everyone, rose colored glasses, or do it right. I guess there is a fourth option: convert to Catholicism and become a nun lol.

[scribblesofa20something]

Do I have a sign on that says, "Ghost me."?

Do I have such a displeasing face?

Am I too boring to converse with?

What is it that keeps you silent?

Again and again and again,

It's always the same.

Dating is a game I don't like playing

Yet no will take me out of it.

Just once I would love to be picked

To be wanted

To be considered

Or at the very least have a reason

And not just a double blue tick

[tgrissle]

*Sanji looks back at Zoro who is napping on the deck*

Sanji: I’m just focused on the hate date.

Nami: I don’t know Sanji…

Usopp: What about those flowers you got him?

Sanji: They were hate flowers.

Usopp: And that poem you wrote him?

Sanji: Hate Poem.

Nami: Right...

[loveherwildheart]

I'm done getting excited about people.

[flamesofsilver]

Fuck I hate dating. I went on a coffee date this morning, the first date I’ve been on in probably a year. An hour in and he tells me he has a boyfriend and his boyfriend has a husband. I’m not against poly relationships in general, but maybe disclose that before a date???

[mrhollanov]

Me if I ever created a tinder profile (I won’t because I’m mentally ill & dating is stressful):

Bio: Fujoshied too close to the sun

OR

Life is short, Spit in my mouth

We will be friends if:

You have a bumper sticker that says gay rat wedding

OR

You loved “The wild Thornberries” growing up

Biggest dealbreaker is:

Music Taste

[cloudy-dhay]

No one is ever solid enough for me. Everyone I meet in dating feels like I can’t ever hold them, just falling through between my fingers.

[im-the-lesbian-aunt]

Just fuck man