#hater asks

[sansa-stark-is-me]

imagine being so narcisstic that you send your funky vagina-rotting goblins to harass people you don't like.

Is this the same kind of harassment Olivia Cooke gets from team black stans? I wonder why she left the platform.

[merge-conflict]

violence ! 6, 7, 21 🤺

yes! thank you for indulging me 🤺

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

Astarion! I know that's not this fandom, but I just need to complain about this, okay? That man is a loser (complimentary) and I should not be forced to see him in serious romantic situations.

Okay, okay, I will be honest: silverv shippers, mostly as a numbers game. While I agree with silverv, I disagree with silverv romance* so I get irritated seeing happy endings or Big Romance propaganda or Johnny with his old/new? body.

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

Meredith Stout! Nobody appreciates her desperate loser energy properly and now I get annoyed whenever I see her because it's probably going to end in a dommy mommy joke. Some day corpo women will also be allowed to be dumb jocks.**

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

(bravely) I don't think cyberpunk is a very good dress-up game because it doesn't have much clothing that I like.

[materassassino]

🥪 What is your least favorite food(s)?

🗨️ A word or expression that makes you want to tear your hair out whenever you hear it used?

🥪 What is your least favourite food(s)?

There are many because I have sensory issues (although I will try everything at least once, I don't know otherwise), but the worst food I've ever eaten was tripe. Genuinely inedible, absolutely vile, would die before eating it again.

A non-comprehensive list of others is:

vegetables cut too big (bad texture)

mince (bad texture)

leeks (WORST texture)

runner beans and French beans and peaches (they are furry)

pears (taste like wood)

cheesecake (overrated)

couscous (bad texture)

TOMATOES

butternut squash and marrow (so flavourless they remove flavour from other foods)

🗨️ A word or expression that makes you want to tear your hair out whenever you hear it used?

I fucking hate when people write "would/could/should of" instead of "would've/could've/should've". Pisses me off soooooo fucking much. I also hate when people say "Pacific" instead of "specific". But my most loathed and detested turn of phrase is "I could care less" FFS THAT MEANS YOU CARE A LOT! YOU WANT TO SAY "I couldn't care less" YOU FOOLS!!!

Hater ask game for haters

[lilacella]

💙💚🏳️‍🌈 THNX

Welcome to Hater Hours Fledi!! Asking the juicy ones, I see!

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

... You all know what I will say. Remus Lupin. He is not hot, he is a damp noodle man and that is why we love him okay, don't take that away from him it's a QUALITY!!

Also... Snape?? Oh now the snapewifes will come for my ass but, WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM? I mean, I get thirsting for Alan Rickman but a man that is described as greasy, unfriendly and "moving like a spider" is NOT very sexy to me!

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

DO NOT GET ME STARTED THERE WILL BE A FUCKING LIST AGAIN!

Sirius is not stupid.

Sirius is tall.

Sirius did read.

Sirius is very tall in fact.

Sirius wouldn't wear skinny jeans and I stand by that, I know you all are thirsty for his ass but there are other, more comfortable ways to achieve that!! Very short shorts for example 😊

Sirius wouldn't use his wand to keep his hair up. Once again, I know this may seem fun and cute but the man NEEDS HIS WAND. HE IS USING IT. FOR MAGIC! Imagine how cumbersome his life would be if he had to undo and redo his hair everytime he wants to hex someone!!? Give the man a scrunchie instead, please!

Did I mention that he is TALL AND SMART?

Sirius wouldn't apologize for the prank. Noone died, right, so what's the big deal?

Sirius did nothing wrong. Ever.

I already mentioned it in another ask but he also isn't a fuck boy.

He was in love with James Potter. Many people get that wrong (because they think he is in love with Remus or someone else, but two things can be true, darlings!!). Prongsfoot Propaganda.

He was tall.

He was not stupid.

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

Regulus 🌝.

Hater Ask Time!

[impishtubist]

feeling chaotic so i’d like to remind people that, canonically remus is supposed to be ugly <3

and like i like ugly men but you think half of hogwarts was falling over themselves for an ugly man? no.

And before anyone comes for me, you know how we know that Remus isn't considered attractive canonically?

Because Harry Potter, bisexual disaster, never called him "handsome" or "pretty" the way he does Sirius and Cedric. Remus doesn't even get classified as "handsome but less handsome than Sirius" like Regulus does.

And that's okay! Wolfstar is much more compelling to me as a romance if James, Lily, Regulus, literally everyone is going "that one? you want that one?" and Sirius is like "yeah I want that one!"

Us ugly people need representation in fiction and romance, too!

[eusuntgratie]

🔥 1, 2, 9 for sterek

oooooh thanks i love it <3

the character everyone gets wrong

ooooh. um. all of them? laksdjflkasdlf BUT its hard to blame anyone when the writing is a little all over the place. i think its easy to boil characters down to oversimplified traits that ignore other important parts of those characters' experiences. obviously this happens with scott REAL BAD but it happens with stiles and derek too. i think for me a big thing is that those boys are both INCREDIBLY fucked up. in very different ways but, still. stiles is not a happy go lucky nerd. he's violent and stubborn and yes he's smart as hell but he's also carrying a lot of baggage. derek is trauma personified, and it can be really fucking hard to write him because we don't usually see his responses to that trauma on screen and the show sometimes forgets or conflicts itself with regard to what happened to him but no matter how you slice it that boy is deeply fucked up.

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

NEVER top or bottom? nah. my boys are vers kings for sure (if for no other reason than that they WILL be fucking in every conceivable location configuration style position etc no stone left unturned type of shit) BUT i hc that derek prefers to bottom. why? because he deserves to get tenderly railed by his scrawny ass boyfriend and because i said so and because look at that ass somebody should put a dick in there and stiles is happy to volunteer

9. worst part of canon

wheres that video about teen wolf where the girl is pretending to talk to jeff davis and she says 'look at him! you took a perfectly good himbo and gave him ptsd!' or something to that effect. a lot of it? teen wolf is fucking poster child for wasted potential. the characters are so fucking compelling but then the show forgets what happened to them two episodes ago. its a lot. why did erica and boyd have to die? why dont we fucking see derek dealing with that? or with isaac leaving? why don't we ever do anything with both stiles and derek living with the guilt that they killed their moms (GOD the fic i wanted to write about this aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh it would be so dark and angsty and you would hate it mwah). we dont get consistent pack lore. WHY DONT PAPA STILINSKI AND MAMA MCCALL EVER GET TOGETHER WTF?!?! why doesn't melissa put her fucking hair up at work? why does nobody acknowledge that theres a sterek mpreg baby in the movie? you know what, we shouldnt talk about the movie, we don't have time for all that. what even is stiles and why don't we ever fucking figure it out? re: kira - WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! how is everyone on this show queer but nobody is actually queer except cory and mason and one of the weird twins. why did someone approve the two twins becoming one werewolf? ew. idk man. i could keep going but we've all suffered enough. teen wolf my most beloved terrible tv show <3 always in my heart

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥(specify which fandom)

[coldshrugs]

21 and 23 \o/

ty marzi &lt;3

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

i don’t really care about the ancient stuff… i really, really try to. but beyond their influence on MSQ and the wol’s story, i’m not super invested T^T

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

...estinio. I DID NOT WANT TO BE HERE!!!! I RESISTED IT FOR YEARS. alas, i finally had to pull the trigger on it when i could no longer pretend it wouldn't be a top-tier ship fitting both of their arcs T^T

[draculagerard]

3 for ANYTHING

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

oh jesus okay. uhm i've seen some insanely shitty takes but uhm I'm gonan go with a Sam one. one of them is that Sam (Winchester) is straight because Dean is queer . i saw a giant analysis post for and im like. hello. Just because Dean says homophobic things and Sam doesnt is not proof Dean's the "only queer sibling" LMFAO. (okay and Gamble, one of the writers, also wanted Sam to be canonically into men but was denied. SO LIKE. you cant tell me he's straight)