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[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

VE: Ooooh what's this? *smells a container full of spices*

ME: ... did you just put that in your mouth??? You know you cant put everything in your mouth or up your nose, right?

VE: oh, wow, that's really hot.

Meanwhile

SC: hey, have you seen my can of reapers?

NC: I... have not, actually. Here, though, you can borrow some of mine.