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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

#haughtstuff's stuff #not wynonna earp #roaring 20s

hey girl, do you have a map? because i keep getting lost in your eyes

seriously, help. i don’t know how long i’ve been here, but i can’t find my way back out. my rations are running low. please send search and rescue.

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evolution of superman

“Superman, you’re the only one of your people left in the whole galaxy. The Last Son of Krypton. A mighty burden to bear.”

“Well, except for this bad guy, Zod. But it’s seriously just you two. No one else. I’m sorry for your loss.”

“That bad dude has some friends. From Krypton. They also survived. But it’s just you and Zod and his crew of people. No one in your family, and no one else from your planet. You will have to carry on our legacy.”

“So, your cousin also survived the death of your whole planet. But it’s just you, Zod and his crew, and your cousin that survived. Not a whole lot, really. But that’s it. That’s the last of your planet.”

“And now your cousin’s alternate universe counterpart is also here? So I guess she technically counts as another survivor, kinda. It’s complicated.”

“Okay, so also you apparently have a dog. From your home planet. Because why not at this point? Anyway, blah blah blah, great tragedy. You are one of the small number of people to survive the death of Krypton, and that’s the important thing here.”

“FUck, so we apparently missed an entire city of people who survived from your home planet. That was really a massive oversight on our part. ANyway, your’re still gonna be called The Last Son of Krypton just for, like, filing purposes.”

#haughtstuff's stuff #not wynonna earp #superman #supergirl #krypto #general zod #kandor #krypton #powergirl #the last son of krypton #seriously guys #itd be easier to take them seriously if they just told us straight up from the beginning what happened #like #its still a huge tragedy and an interesting story that only one city adn a handful of others survived the death fo Krypton #but like it really detracts from the story to keep being like #'youre the only one left''....except for this person''...........and this person'#'.............................and also this whole city'#that is one thing thats comics have trouble with over decades of writing #they need to keep extending the story past when it really no longer has anything to say #i think itd be richer if we made new comics and characters that didnt have to tie in with already existing shit #ideally in a whole new universe with interesting new things #but you dont even have to do that #it can be in the canon earth 616 or whatever just dont bring in the big names to sell a book

guys im so fucking nervous im interviewing a legit famous person for my school newspaper in two minutes and shes gonna know that i dont know what im doing