Living in Avengers towers Headcanons
Strap in folks, it's 2012 again.
Warnings: General angst that comes with dealing with these clowns, gender neutral reader. Das it I think
Bruce Banner:
He can be too serious sometimes lol
Its hard for him to take a joke, or to just listen when someone vents
He’s quick to offer solutions rather than comfort
Its frustrating sometimes but he’s really trying to help.
He tries to keep a somewhat normal schedule, waking up at like 7a, and hunkering down around 10p
Consistency and a good sleep schedule helps limit stress and we know this man needs as little stress as possible.
He’ll probably get overstimulated if he’s thrown too far off schedule.
Despite this its hard for him to keep a work life balance.
He tries to keep his research in the lab, but he ends up bringing unfinished work to his room, the common room, the kitchen etc
He’s just always thinking and coming up with something new.
Bucky Barnes (I'm including him bc he's my husband):
It is impossible for him to relax around what to him are basically strangers
Specifically, he cant deal with people speaking if he's on the brink of a breakdown.
If he is feeling overwhelmed, he will retreat to his soundproof room and sit in silence.
This helps him calm down.
Everything him and steve uses is analog.
He uses a watch and prefers handwriting notes
Barely uses his flip phone.
Hates texting
Impossible to get a hold of him sometimes
He secretly loves kids.
If he catches some kids hanging around to tower to try to get a glimpse at a super hero, he’ll come out and play with them
Maybe snag the Shield for them just to "look" at for a bit
It makes him feel like less of a monster
Makes him feel human
Clint Barton:
He looooves dogs.
He’s most likely to sneak a dog into the tower and probably get away with it (sneaking is his job, cmon yall)
eventually JARVIS finds out about him snitches
If Clint has to get rid of it he'll just take it home with him.
He's always wanted a family pet
He makes it a point to get a souvenir or trinket from every mission he goes on.
Whether it’s a keychain or a little figurine or some shrapnel he’s bringing something cool to show his kids.
Him and nat have game nights when the world and their own thoughts get too much to bear
Clint likes battleship but nat likes Guess Who? but they both have a whole collection of games they love to play together
Loki (I have to include him or yall will kill me):
He hangs out in the common a lot because he likes attention even negative attention
If someone’s looking at him, he’s peachy.
He’s probably touched starved too but he wouldn’t know cuz aint nobody tryna touch him.
He runs away a lot no one knows where he goes
He just quite literally vanishes sometimes when he’s done with something or someone
Uses his powers for EVIL
By evil, I mean pranks.
Will shift into wild animals and run loose through the tower
Or shift into lose change and shuffle across the floor.
Dumb shit like that
He’s insufferable
Natasha Romanoff:
couldnt find a chibi gif for her rip)
Y’know those roommates you’re not even sure exist bc theyre never home?
This is nat
Food will go missing and you’ll see stray red hair in the bathroom
But that’s about it
Its honestly kinda spooky…
Only time you manage to catch her is with she’s with clint (and even then she may be pissed yall interrupted their bestie time
She really likes movies, specifically feel-good, coming of age films.
If you suggest watching one of her fav movies, she’ll watch it with you.
But don’t talk through it
Steve Rogers:
Couldnt find one for Cap either fuuuuuu)
He spends most of his free time catching up on everything’s he’s missed.
The fun stuff I mean lol
You gave him a list of shows he HAS to watch
He’s the reason the place is so clean all the time
He’s doing dishes, mopping and dusting
He even irons his sheets the weirdo.
He wants to be as motivational as he is on the field but tbh he’s kinda awkward.
He cant really start a normal conversation and usually just ends up saying something weird.
Despite this he’s a great friend.
If you get cut off or sidetracked when you’re in a group, he’ll steer the conversation back to you and tell you to finish your story
He’s really sweet <3
Thor:
(I give up)
Bonafide HimboTM
He doesn’t know his own strength so a lot of money if spent fixing/repairing things he’s broken.
Its usually an accident tho (usually)
This man will constantly talk about Asgard.
Almost to the point its annoying.
“In Asgard, we did it like this in Asgard, we said it like that
He really is an old man.
Man can EAT
He is NOT picky, he likes every Midgardian food.
And he’ll eat it all to oblivion
This is where most of the towers budget goes)
Tony stark
Tech fanatic as you can imagine.
He’s partially made of it so
Never uses paper, probably has like a digital notepad he types thoughts into
(no one knows what his handwriting looks like)
He’s the type to talk through a movie
Tryna make jokes or predict the ending too early.
nat has almost killed him a few times
He’s usually the one making all kinds of noise in the middle of the night
He’s always just coming up with something new and has to test it NOW (at 1:18a)
Insufferable roommate
But he's the one paying for everything so you try not to complain.
And Nick Fury will let himself in whenever he feels like it to make sure his kids are playing nicely lol.
