#haylor rant

[cheshirestyls-blog]

idek why people make such a huge deal out of harry and taylor like they went on a few 'dates' over like 2 months it's not like they were together for a year or something and pretty much lived at each others houses like is there nothing else people can focus on it happened and finished almost a year ago m o v e o n

[for-the-love-of-feels]

Just a few things from the VMA's tonight

Liam looked so grunge and I just asdfghjkl

Did you catch Taylor Swift telling One Direction to 'shut the fuck up'?! I'm sorry, but she is just acting so immature. I don't know what happened between her and Harry (I'm not sure if anyone does?) but they she can at least act like adults. 

And that bitch needed to chill out and sit the fuck down. White girl, you cannot dance. Stop.

Also (another Taylor/Harry rant), I really would like to point out that Trouble was written before her and Harry ever dated...so how could it be about him? Food for thought.

I really liked her hair though

ED WAS SO CUTE WHEN HE PRESENTED AWWW

And 1D won best song of the summer! No surprise there, really.

I'm not really a huge fan of Justin Timberlake, BUT OMG HE DID SO WELL AND JUST KILLED IT YEAH GO JT 

Yep, well goodnight! 

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I have a bit of a rant for you guys..

Larry shippers, please don't read if you are easily offended.

So i'm just gonna start by saying I don't believe Larry is real, that is my opinion. If you do believe Larry is real, that is your opinion. Yeah, cool, whatever. But to any god damn Larry shipper that thinks it was okay for Tom Parker to make that gay joke towards Louis because it was "funny", "true" or he was "outing him", think again. First of all, Tom would have no idea whether Louis was gay or not so please shut the fuck up about it being proof. Second of all, it wasn't a joke, even if it was a joke, it wasn't funny. It was clearly meant as an insult and for Tom to use it as an insult means he believes it's wrong and believes that if you are gay, it's a negative thing which is very homophobic. Now I don't believe Louis is gay nor will I ever but i'll humour you. If he were gay and he was hurt by those comments (highly fucking doubt it) then that's sad and I feel bad for him. If Louis were straight which he does claim to be then that would mean someone accused him of being a closeted gay and of course that's not an insult but it does hurt being called something that you're not. For example, if I were a boy and someone said I was a girl in an insulting way, I would be very offended. Not that there is anything wrong with being a girl, it would just be the fact that I wasn't one. That is the exact same thing as being called gay when you're not gay. And I don't know if you guys realise this, but by calling Louis and Harry gay, you are labelling them. I'm not saying there isn't any possibility of them being gay but you don't know that for sure. If someone has a girlfriend, it's safe to say that they want you to think they're straight and if they want you to think they're straight then respect that. This rant has kinda turned into something completely different so i'll stop now but just please for the love of god stop saying "awwwww louis is probs so hurt from that comment and harry is probably cuddling him while he cries" are you serious? I'm not trying to blame anything on you guys but if there weren't so many of you positive that Louis was gay, he wouldn't get nearly as many of those gay rumours that could quite possibly turn out to be completely WRONG in the future.

Please don't message me about this if you don't agree.

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tay tay? i need some help with my homework. I'm suppose to write a poem about something i love and i chose to write about your cameltoe

taylor swift hates one direction

her cameltoe smells like it's got an infection

the stench is so bad

that it makes me sad

you can see the outline of her vagina

someone ship her off to china

(you're welcome)

- tay tay xxxxxxxxxxxx

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OMG TAY TAY SOS!!! SOS! I HAVE A PARTY COMING UP AND I NEED TO LOOK HOT. HOW DO I GET THE CAMEL TOE? OMG AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR!! HELPPPPP XOXOXOXOXOOXO

wear some really tight highwaisted shorts and shove em up your vagina real good!!11! i'd wear a tacky long sleeve sparkly sequin top and ugly man shoes

- tay tay xoxoxox

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Sort of a Haylor rant

hey haylor shippers, taylor swift fans, HARRY DIDN'T CHEAT SO TAKE A STICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. THE RELATIONSHIP WASN'T REAL FOR SO MANY REASONS AND EVEN IF IT WAS (WHICH IT WASN'T) IT'S NOT LOGICAL THAT THEY DATED BACK IN APRIL. HE MET TAYLOR AT THE KID'S CHOICE AWARDS MARCH 31ST, LEFT FOR AUSTRALIA AROUND APRIL 7TH, STRAIGHT AFTERWARDS HE WENT TO NEW ZEALAND WHERE HE APPARENTLY "CHEATED" BUT THAT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE HE ONLY KNEW TAYLOR FOR ABOUT 8 DAYS AND YOU DON'T DATE SOMEONE AFTER LITERALLY 8 DAYS OF KNOWING THEM??? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS! you're all just so happy you have a reason to hate on harry aren't ya? just because taylor fucking gets around! i find it very sad how haylor shippers who are ment to support the both of them completely trash harry but continue to ship haylor. are you kidding me!? go ahead and trash him but don't you dare fucking use the whole "he cheated on taylor" thing or the "he treated her wrong" because it's not fucking true.

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TAY TAY! I need bbbiiigggg help, I forgot how to stuff a bra. teach me?!?!?!?!

you'll need

or

(i use both, god knows i need it)

ta da!!!

and there you have it!!11!!!

- tay tay xxxxx

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TAYLOR SWIFT/HAYLOR RANT

I just read Taylor Swift's vanity magazine interview and there is so much I wanna say but i'll just talk about this one thing. So Taylor Swift apparently got one of her friends to talk about her and Harry's relationship because she can't do it her god damn fucking self?! Anyway, the friend said Harry and Taylor dated until he kissed that girl in New Zealand and supposedly cheated on her, does everyone know that story?? Well apparently it was true. But it doesn't make sense, they met at the Kid's Choice Awards March 31st, Harry left for Australia around the 7th of April (giving them about 5 or 6 days at the most to hang out and get to know eachother before he left). Straight after Australia they headed to New Zealand where Harry apparently "cheated" on Taylor. BULL. FUCKING. SHIT. How do you get in a relationship with someone after 5 fucking days of knowing eachother. TAYLOR YOU ARE PULLING SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS, WE ALL KNOW IT WAS A PUBLICITY STUNT AND EVEN HARRY'S TATTOO ARTIST CALLED YOU OUT ON IT SO DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SHOVE YOUR STUPID LIES WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, I AM SO OVER YOUR SHIT