#hazardramblings

[tvstaticanger]

i saw a post that was basically like "why do people ship jaykyle when they havent interacted in like years" which is fair to each their own

HOWEVER

have u consider the hilarity that is kyle "origin of fridging" rayner and jason "died, came back, and decided to make it everyones problem" todd hating each other and then deciding to fuck about it??

[probablyahazard]

LISTEN IF MY PLAYER WINDS UP MYSTERIOUSLY DEAD AFTER ALMOST MAKING ME COME UP WITH A MYTHICAL MAGIC DNA SEQUENCES U SAW NOTHING OKAY /hj /lh

[tvstaticanger]

fhjy spoilers!!

thinking about the fact that porter chose lucy's party. lucy frostblade, daughter of the frostblade clan, cleric of ruvina. he picked her party.

do you think it was intentional? an act of vengeance against the frostblades and ruvina? taking their daughter, her cleric, and corrupting her. converting her to the very god they erased. using her to ascend to the very imperial and divine hights that they denied his family. making her HIS cleric.

like obviously kipperlily and her anger was a factor in that choice and likely pushed the other rat grinders into following him but like porter "i'm a paladin of my ancestors" cliffbreaker chose the one party with a frostblade.

Lucy Was Chosen.

[tvstaticanger]

they match each others freak (coffee date to discuss blood splatter patterns and decomposition rates)

[tvstaticanger]

idk if anyones said this yet but grian is the fisherman to gems collector and im right

[tvstaticanger]

[tvstaticanger]

my gender? oh any and all robins every actually, thank u very much

[tvstaticanger]

he's blue, edgy, and voiced by liam o'brien

i never stood a chance