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[yuckydraws]

What are your guys like when they're drunk?

(CW: Alcohol and addiction mentions)

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So, the whole household avoids excessive drinking at home in respect of Midas who, didn’t necessarily have a problem with alcohol, but he did struggle with addiction and he tries to steer clear of alcohol. Wine occasionally has a glass of wine at dinner, but that’s pretty much it.

However, this doesn’t mean that they can’t let loose in other places, like parties, bars, private hang outs, etc.

So, on the off chance they do get hammered, this is what they’re like (excluding Midas for obvious reasons)

Sans: A lot more chatty and loose. No more poker face for him, you can tell everything he’s feeling and he’ll also tell you what he’s feeling pretty bluntly. Also puns galore, except… none of them make sense.

Papyrus: Rambunctious. He’s the kind of drunk that wants to do something so incredibly stupid, and usually gets away with it, being a tall, strong monster. Some things he’s done: skinny dipping, dancing on tables, streaking, stripping… a lot of them include him getting naked. He’s always so ashamed of his actions if he remembers them. It’s why he rarely drinks.

Blue: Flirty and affectionate. He’s dropping horrible pick up line after horrible pick up line and leaning on everyone.

Bee: A very social drunk. He’s usually so anxious in public settings but get some alcohol in his system and he’s quickly talking to everyone like it’s no big deal. He’s very charming when drunk.

Red: A funny, giggly drunk. Man is cracking jokes left and right, coming up with the funniest shit that has everyone laughing their asses off. He’s laughing too. At what? He couldn’t tell ya.

Boss: A really honest drunk. If he’s been hiding something from you, you’re likely to hear about it when he’s drunk. He avoids getting drunk because of his big fat mouth he has.

Bear: Really avoids drinking because it fucks with his already unstable magic. But, on the rare occasion that he does get drunk, he’s sleepy and clingy. He’s also always hungry. If he’s not sleeping or cuddling he’s searching for snacks. He’s really not talkative when he’s drunk, he has such a hard time getting the words to come out. He’ll have to use some sloppy sign language to communicate, or just incoherent noises like whines, purrs, and growls.

Tilly: He’s an emotional drunk. You’re either getting a rant from him or he’s crying and mopey. Most of the time it’s over nothing.

Vant: A clingy drunk. He gets whiny and all he wants to do is cuddle the person next to him. Doesn’t matter if he knows them or not. Or that he might be in public. He just wants to hold someone and dammit he is going to!

Pup: A loud, happy drunk. He’s cheering, laughing, and talking so much more than he usually does. He’ll even try stuff like karaoke or dancing which is just so unlike him.

Wine: Not much different from when he’s sober, except he gets so sleepy. He’ll be drifting in and out of sleep, but he’s still that smug bastard that he always is.

Coffee: An extremely flirty drunk. You are seeing an entirely different side of him when drunk. His usual kind and soft demeanor is replaced with very suggestive flirts and a lot of lopsided winking.

Mal: He’s really silly and giggly. He’ll laugh at anything… and also nothing. Nothing is funny to him too.

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

Can you write this for FSG Papyrus, FSG Sans, SF Sans, SF Papyrus, FS Sans, FS Papyrus, US Sans, and US Papyrus plz?:

Their s/o comes into their house with a ton of shopping bags that r so full in their arms, and calls them over because they're so excited. When he comes, s/o dumps the bags out and it's a ton of yarn, so many colors of yarn, fluff, crochet hooks, knitting needles, thread, other yarn supplies, etc. S/o has an Etsy shop they sell stuff they handmake, but still gets excited over the stuff and just wanted to show him and explain all the plans and projects they're gonna make.

Wine: He’ll let out a chuckles at s/o’s enthusiasm and will listen to them explain their project plans with a soft amused expression on his face. He’s utterly endeared by s/o’s passion.

Coffee: Oh boy oh boy! He’ll gladly help s/o sift through their haul as they tell him about their designs. He loves this kind of stuff.

Plum: He’ll listen keenly as he feels the softness of the darker colored yarns, and considering if he should ask/commission s/o himself.

Cash: Eyyyy, that’s great s/o. Now you’ll get to work on more stuff. He’s not as into it personally as the others, but he is supportive of s/o’s interests. So he’s happy if they’re happy.

Raz: He’ll listen to s/o while he intently checks out the hooks and knitting needles. He doesn’t give much commentary but you can tell he’s listening by the soft half smile instead of his usual scowl.

Rus: He admires the range of color s/o managed to snag. He wasn’t even aware they made yarns in these shades.

Blue: S/o’s excitement is infectious and he immediately gets giddy with them as they tell him their plans. How exciting!

Stretch: He beams and helps them sort everything out while they explain stuff to him. He likes to see every now and again, so he likes to give you input from time to time.

[absurdmageart]

Can the skeleguys get their limbs fall asleep like we do if we sit too long or lay on our arm wrong?

You bet!

Just like blood flows through our veins, and nerves are placed through our body, monsters have magic. Slow the flow of this magic by putting your arm in a janky position, especially at the joints causes the arm to "fall asleep". Moving the arm will give them the same pins and needles feeling as they shake it out, but it's all harmless!

[lemonyagrumes]

Can this b for FellSwap Gold Sans, FellSwap Gold Papyrus, FellSwap Sans, FellSwap Papyrus, SwapFell Sans, SwapFell Papyrus, UnderSwap Sans, Underswap Papyrus?:

How would they react to a s/o who's timid quiet and shy at first, when someone gets to know them they get more mellow chatty calm and physically affectionate? And is a kindness soul.

Hello! Sure! I'm glad my Swaps are getting love.

Champagne (Fellswap Gold Sans):

Due to Caffiene being his quiet and nervous self, Champagne has experience with how to help people that tend to have timid dispositions and he is very patient. He raised Caffiene from a babybones so he has grown up to be a very patient and understanding gentleman. He gives his S/O time to get used to him and to build a mutual trust and respect. When you open up to him and start talking more he is very interested in what you have to say and will listen to you talk for hours. Whether you're just talking to talk, ranting, venting, or telling a story, He is a huge secret cuddlebug so when you feel comfortable enough to be physically affectionate with handholding hugging and cuddling, he will accept with literal open arms. He is proud of your progress with him and works hard to continue the flourishing relationship. He also has a respect for kindness souls as he finds them pure.

Caffiene (Fellswap Gold Papyrus):

Caffiene is pretty timid and shy himself, so he completely understands your feelings. He is willing to have the two of you work together to learn how to be more open. When Caffiene is around someone he trusts, he is very chatty and could talk endlessly for hours. So to have you open up to him opens a world of many conversations about your favorite things, emotions, etc. He is a kindness soul himself so he naturally is drawn to other kindness souls.

Slash (Fellswap Sans):

Slash used to despise timid minded people when he was Underground, he found them weak in mind, body, and soul. He wanted nothing to do with them. He is a very different guy now then he was Underground and he is ashamed of his past behavior and ways. Slash's only exception to his hatred was Dog. Dog was a very nervous minded person. And he shoved it down by acting out and turning to being in a gang where he adopted a violent personality, Slash realized that he could have been timid himself at one time and became a little hardass just as Dog did just to protect himself. Aboveground, he is now a therapist, so he has patience and empathy that is almost equal to Champagne. Slash loves his S/O very much and is willing to be patient for his S/O to feel comfortable enough to be chatty and physically affectionate with him as long as it takes. Underground, he despised kindness souls. Aboveground. He has a respect for them.

Dog (Fellswap Papyrus):

Dog's later years in his Underground took away his former personality, but Aboveground being Slash's most frequent client has helped him turn himself around from being a punk to being his old self again, slowly but surely. Being a little timid himself, he understands. And he is a little touch starved so he will be very excited when you feel comfortable enough to be physically affectionate. He has no actual preference for soul types.

Grape (Swapfell Sans):

Grape grew up only knowing love from Moneybags. Moneybags did his best to raise Grape and had to work constantly to keep money in the household so he could care for Grape. So Grape only saw Moneybags the most on weekends. This man is touch starved and loves physical affection, but he will be a little ass and act all big and bad about it. He is a very chatty guy so he tries to have conversations with you before you start opening up to him but he means no disrespect! He is just so eager to get out what is on his mind. He is a kindness soul himself. And he never would have thought he would be with another kindness soul.

Moneybags (Swapfell Papyrus):

Moneybags Is not very physically affectionate, which stems from trauma of Dr. Undyne trying to experiment on him to understand how he is alive but a skeleton at the same time. He holds a huge grudge against her for keeping him away from Grape and keeping him from preventing Grape being bullied. But the more he talks with you when you two bond, he says he will think about starting physical affection slowly beginning with hand holding. He prefers kindness souls as he wants an S/O that he knows has good intentions for him. But he will not turn down other soul types.

Cerulean (Underswap Sans):

Cerulean is a loudmouth talkative man. He always has things to say and has a tendency to talk forever about anything. But he is very understanding so he tries his best not to overwhelm you with his ramblings until you start talking to him. He is also very open to physical affection and he loves hugs the best! He has no soul preference.

Tangerine (Underswap Papyrus):

Tangerine is more on the quiet side but he is a little shit. He is timid until you get to know him and then it's like flipping a switch. He loves jokes and pranks and is always up for a deep conversation about random things that have no reason to be this deeply thought about. He tries to help you open up to him by making you laugh and by showing his loyalty. His favorite thing is cuddling while watching things on TV and then falling asleep together. He has no soul preference.

[anneimaginesundertale]

*as we eat we talk* *I talk about my day at work yesterday, I'm a zookeeper* yesterday, a baby kangaroo poked his head out and a horse was born.. they were so cute. I was told to go check on the babies and I almost got kicked and cut by the mama kangaroo, and almost kicked n the head by the mama horse. She actually did bite me *shows my hand n a cast.. horses bite hard* I had to ask the farm hands, my helpers, to restrain and contain the mama animals while I did physicals on their babies, and they were all good. They're so cute *pulls up pictures on my phone and shows him, and continues talking, and listening to him when he talks*

Today the babies r getting used to everything, and we're trying to approach again.

Stretch’s browbones raise as you tell him you got bitten and almost kicked, but he’s heard you talk about your job before. He coos over the pictures of the baby animals. “I gotta find time to come over to the zoo soon and see ‘em in person,” he says. “D’you want something for your hand? We’ve got healing stuff in the house. I could probably find you a monster candy or something that’d heal it right up.”

[yuckydraws]

Can u do this for Blue, Bee, Vant, Pup, Coffee, and Wine plz? His reaction to this?:

S/O is playful with him sometimes. He gets a text from them saying 'i have kisses for u.. come find them' and they hide. Essentially it's hide n seek. When he finds them he gets said kisses, and cuddles, and more if he wants😉.

This isn’t that suggestive but it’ll be under the cut just in case!

Lets say, S/O wouldn’t mind if it turned into something more. I’ll just put if they would likely turn it into something more.

Blue: Oh he’ll find you S/O. He’ll find you and he’ll be awaiting his promised smooches. He finds you after a little bit of looking and pulls you in for some kisses that leave you wanting more. If you’re looking for more, he’ll happily give you that.

Bee: He chuckles. This is cute S/O! Cute, that you think you can hide from him. He knows every hiding spot in this house, as he often hides when he’s having bad anxiety. He’ll find you easily, smile, and pull you in for some sweet cuddles and kisses. He probably won’t turn it into anything more unless you make the move to. He’s really bad at taking a hint when it comes to that - you’ll have to obvious that it’s what you want.

Vant: This… is just his kind of thing. He’ll be smirking as he reads your text and you bet he’ll be searching for you. He’s the kind of guy that figures out where you are, but pretends like he doesn’t know as he walks by. He waits just long enough that you think your safe and then pounces. And I mean pounce. You’re in for a tickle attack that has you begging for mercy as he cackles above you. He’ll let up, and lean close saying, “I believe I was promised kisses.” It’s a 50/50 with him if it’ll become more or not.

Pup: You had him a cuddles and kisses. Man is tearing up the house looking for you, and when he does he’s pulling you in for some cuddles immediately, purring happily. He probably won’t turn it into anything more, he just wants your cuddles.

Wine: He probably already knows where you’re hiding. He’ll let you believe that he doesn’t. He won’t scare you like Vant does, but he will be smirking as he peeks into your hiding spot. “Found you!” He’ll pull you close for some kisses, with his hands cradling your head. If you’re up for it, he’ll happily turn it into something more.

Coffee: Oh? Well this sounds fun!!! When he finds you he just holds his arms out expectantly. He would like his cuddles now, please. You’ll have to make a move if you want it to be more, he’s a lot like Bee in that he has a hard time reading those cues.

[yuckydraws]

Can you do this for Blue, Bee, Vant, Pup, Wine, and Coffee plz? Like, how they'd react to this situation?:

He and his S/O had a kid that's 2 at the moment. His kid puts their hand n a cup and looks at him and starts 'crying'. When their hand is taken out they look at him, laugh the hysterical laugh every little toddler does, and imediately puts their hand back n the cup. Then look at him like 'ok dad.. do it again or I shall cry once more'.

Blue: Oh! It was a trap! He realizes that they giggle delightedly every time he pretends to be shocked at their hand getting stuck again. So he keeps it up, loving the way they’re just having the time of their life.

Bee: He plays for a little bit before pretending to cry each time his kid does. This confuses them, making them stare up at him with wide-eyes. He laughs and they join him, cup game forgotten about.

Vant: Well shit. He’s stuck playing this game now isn’t he? He sighs and rolls his eyes, but he’s smiling softly and he dutifully removes his kid’s hand every time they stick it back in the cup.

Pup: He sticks his hand in the cup, thinking it’ll be cute as they try to get his hand out. Except… his hand really does get stuck. Oh…

Wine: He chuckles. He plays a few times, before he starts to jokingly lecture the cup for being evil and trapping his child’s hand. His kid loves it, falling into a fit of silly giggles.

Coffee: He happily plays this little game with his kid. His love language is quality time, and getting to hear their delighted giggle each time he takes their hand out makes the repetitive game worth it.

[yuckydraws]

Can you do this for US Sans, US Papyrus, HT Sans, HT Papyrus, FSG Sans, and FSG Papyrus plz? How they'd react to this situation?:

Him and his S/O are on the couch or bed cuddling and S/O looks at him for a minute and says 'kiss me' while blushing feircely. If he doesn't say anything or if he looks/says something confused they repeat 'i want you to kiss me'😏💚 (it can stay just kisses and cuddles, or it can escalate, s/o is happy either way)

So… since you mentioned that last part I’ll just say if it’s likely to go somewhere else.

(CW: suggestive)

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Blue: He doesn’t even hesitate, he just pulls you in for some lovely kisses. With Blue? It’s likely to go further if his S/O is up for it.

Bee: He’ll blink at you. Wha…? Where did this come from? When you clarify he just smiles at you and gives you a quick peck. Hey, if you want more, you’re gonna have to come get them yourself he’ll say, shortcutting away and starting a fun little game of tag.

Bear: He’ll purr and pull you closer by your waist and kiss you happily. He’ll pull away to trail some kisses down your jaw before just nuzzling into the crook of your neck. He might take it further, depending on his mood, but he’s more likely to just cuddle you.

Tilly: Well! How forward of you! He flushes and leans in to give you some sweet kisses. He most likely won’t initiate anything further, but if you do, he wouldn’t be opposed.

Wine: He smirks. Well, there’s no way he can deny you that then, huh? He’ll kiss you gently, and they’ll progressively get more heated as he pins you underneath him. Like with Blue, it’s likely to turn into something else if you’re up for it.

Coffee: Well way to fluster the poor guy!! He flushes yet kisses you anyways, a little roughly in his excitement, but he soon slows down. He’s not going to initiate anything further but he’d love it if you pinned him and started something more.