#hbdnell

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

why did they pick that lesbian couple ass photo for this joke. those aren’t straight christian boys that’s your aunt and the “best friend” she owns a farm with stopping for a quick walk in the park before the tegan and sara concert.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i can’t believe they uploaded actual bwagfeo

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

what—and i cannot stress this enough—EVERRRRRRRRRRR :(

[Video Description:// A compilation of clips from three different Dan and Phil videos. Closed captions appear at the bottom of the screen throughout.

The first is from a video of them reacting to episode two of Heated Rivalry. They are sitting on a couch with a blanket on their laps. At the bottom of the screen is a super imposed video that shows what they are reacting to. A character on screen—Shane—wears a tan fleece with a red patch on the sleeve.

The second clip is from a video of them reacting to episode three of Heated Rivalry. They are in the same setup as the previous clip, but wearing different clothing. Two characters are on screen—Kip and Elena. Elena is wearing an orange and purple striped coat.

The third and fourth clips are from Phil‘s birthday live stream. Dan and Phil sit in their office. At the end of the third clip, Phil gets up and leaves the room to find his jacket. In the fourth and final clip, Phil returns wearing a blue fleece with clouds on it. There is red lining the collar and orange, red, yellow, and green buttons. There is also a red pocket with a vertical zipper. //End VD.]

[TRANSCRIPT]

Clip 1:

P: I want that Canadian fleece! We’ve just…

D: I’ve got a nice Seattle fleece.

P: I’ve been steal-

D: Why are you pausing it for a fleece?

P: I’ve been stealing Dan’s fleece ‘cause I’ve realised I’ve only got massive coats and thin jackets. I need a medium fleece for my birthday.

Clip 2:

P: Yeah. I like her coat. I would like a warm coat that’s not too thick. (laughs)

D: I have- I- I haven’t gotten you a jacket for your birthday.

P: Can I have one?

Clip 3:

P: This is a spoiler, so I’m not gonna read the question. “Did Dan get Phil a… nice present that he was hinting at a lot?”

D: I said I wasn’t gonna.

P: However, you like me, don’t you? So he did! Shall I get it?

D: You know you want to show them!

P: I’m gonna get- I’m gonna show it off! I’m gonna show off my gift.

Clip 4:

D: Oh my god, I was wheeling the chair back so-

P: Look at this! How cool is this jacket? Thank you, Dan.

D: I w- Yeah. Sure.

P: I love it. I love it! I feel like-

D: You better. Fucking hell.

P: -the ins-

D: I already got him, uh, three things and then he was like, “I want a fleece.”

P: “I want a fleece.” It’s perfect! I feel like being inside isn’t doing it justice. When I was outside the other day, walking past a tree—the other day being yesterday, which is when I got this present—I looked very whimsical outside.

D: Like a sky gnome.

P: People really like it. Thank you! I- I love it!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“we have a death pact” “we would save each other from a volcano” “what is this, a dan and phil fanfiction where phil dies?” “our joint [bucket list] is called the phucket list” “[aziraphale and crowley] are based on us did you know that? like heartstopper, good omens, all just based on dan and phil—twilight…” the video JUST fucking started can yall chill

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i love the phandom so much because all it takes is one phannie nostalgia-posting and now my entire dash is other phannies reblogging posts from 2013-2014. it feels so cozy like we’re all gathered around a campfire snuggled up and taking trips down memory lane. like yeah dan DID say that really gay thing in 2013 so true, op from the past. and yeah it DOES hit different now you’re right, person who reblogged this 35 seconds ago. great tags btw.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

and if i said that jesus christ superstar (1973) is one of the only movie adaptions of a stage musical that’s ever worked because its staging, communication of thematic meaning through design (set, costume, choreography, etc), and dedication to the source material makes it feel less like a film and more like a professional recording of the show being performed on an outdoor stage? what then?

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“‘cause we all know how negativity stands out” idk if i saw a comment like this on a dnp video i’d just assume it was from a phannie. i’d give it a thumbs up and everything. like hell yeah brother. just another day in the life of a dan and phil fan.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“do you know my will says i should be cryogenically frozen if scientifically possible and provable?” “i better fucking die first. i’m not joking.” “are you gonna freeze me like it says?” “i’m gonna put you in the fridge.”

look. listen. it could just be that i’m a fucked up death-obsessed macabre mentally ill grim reaper gloom and doom morbid freakass disturbed weirdo emo goth bitch, but that exchange is the most romantic shit i’ve ever heard. for no fucking reason that was the cutest most married shit uttered by human lips. fuck off.