#pp42??

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

why did they pick that lesbian couple ass photo for this joke. those aren’t straight christian boys that’s your aunt and the “best friend” she owns a farm with stopping for a quick walk in the park before the tegan and sara concert.

[elbowsmelbow]

*gasp* my reflection! Edwin looking at himself always makes me cry...

Anyway, watch dead boy detectives it's good and gay. (if anyone wants to buy my art that'd be great, lmk!)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

the most comphet thing that charles does in episode 5 isn’t even when he’s like “nah they’re just mates” or him projecting onto hunter and brad because they’re manly men and he wants them to be Good Guys bla bla bla none of that.

no, the most comphet thing in this episode is that charles rowland, light of my life, owner of my heart, saw these two scruffy scrappy stinky burly fuckboy jocks and then looked at himself, this genderfuck punk twink with the prettiest most delicate features i’ve ever seen and eyeliner and earrings and bisexual ass jacket, and edwin payne, the most clockable homosexual that has ever lived or died, the quintessential twink, with his stupid little gay bowtie and gloves and fancy jacket and button up shirt and little gay posh voice and the cunty feminine way he walks and gestures and edwardian vocabulary and syntax and everything about him and said, “they’re just like us, right edwin?” babygirl you are so delusional.

rip hunter and brad you would’ve loved being involved in both edwin’s and charles’s hate crimes </3

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

what—and i cannot stress this enough—EVERRRRRRRRRRR :(

[Video Description:// A compilation of clips from three different Dan and Phil videos. Closed captions appear at the bottom of the screen throughout.

The first is from a video of them reacting to episode two of Heated Rivalry. They are sitting on a couch with a blanket on their laps. At the bottom of the screen is a super imposed video that shows what they are reacting to. A character on screen—Shane—wears a tan fleece with a red patch on the sleeve.

The second clip is from a video of them reacting to episode three of Heated Rivalry. They are in the same setup as the previous clip, but wearing different clothing. Two characters are on screen—Kip and Elena. Elena is wearing an orange and purple striped coat.

The third and fourth clips are from Phil‘s birthday live stream. Dan and Phil sit in their office. At the end of the third clip, Phil gets up and leaves the room to find his jacket. In the fourth and final clip, Phil returns wearing a blue fleece with clouds on it. There is red lining the collar and orange, red, yellow, and green buttons. There is also a red pocket with a vertical zipper. //End VD.]

[TRANSCRIPT]

Clip 1:

P: I want that Canadian fleece! We’ve just…

D: I’ve got a nice Seattle fleece.

P: I’ve been steal-

D: Why are you pausing it for a fleece?

P: I’ve been stealing Dan’s fleece ‘cause I’ve realised I’ve only got massive coats and thin jackets. I need a medium fleece for my birthday.

Clip 2:

P: Yeah. I like her coat. I would like a warm coat that’s not too thick. (laughs)

D: I have- I- I haven’t gotten you a jacket for your birthday.

P: Can I have one?

Clip 3:

P: This is a spoiler, so I’m not gonna read the question. “Did Dan get Phil a… nice present that he was hinting at a lot?”

D: I said I wasn’t gonna.

P: However, you like me, don’t you? So he did! Shall I get it?

D: You know you want to show them!

P: I’m gonna get- I’m gonna show it off! I’m gonna show off my gift.

Clip 4:

D: Oh my god, I was wheeling the chair back so-

P: Look at this! How cool is this jacket? Thank you, Dan.

D: I w- Yeah. Sure.

P: I love it. I love it! I feel like-

D: You better. Fucking hell.

P: -the ins-

D: I already got him, uh, three things and then he was like, “I want a fleece.”

P: “I want a fleece.” It’s perfect! I feel like being inside isn’t doing it justice. When I was outside the other day, walking past a tree—the other day being yesterday, which is when I got this present—I looked very whimsical outside.

D: Like a sky gnome.

P: People really like it. Thank you! I- I love it!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i love gay marriage

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

it means so much to me that the night nurse, who never showed empathy or compassion all the other times they begged to be left alone, who spent the entire season hunting them down, really looked into charles’s head and saw how he and edwin met and said “you know what? gay love is so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹 go to save your boyfriend, ya little rascal 🥰”