#hc reqs

[sodersdumbtklblog]

Me neeeeedzzzzzz Clover TK hcccccccc(III)

clover!!

ler-leaning switch

usual target is nickel for obvious reasons

has had more than a few tkl fights with bot n goo

that started out as them just giving clover cheer-up tkls but then they just kept getting back at each other

100% uses her butterflies to help tkl ppl

mostly nickel tho

shes a very mean ler to nickel (he deserves it lol)

pretty open abt liking being tickled she doesnt get embarrassed abt it at all

ty for the req!!

[empiresagereheadcanons]

oo oo could i request babyspace jimmy/the sheriff hcs? thank you!

HI YOU LITERALLY JUST REMINDED ME THIS BLOG EXISTED THANKS QWOUTIOIPR

Jimmy didn't originally regress to babyspace, but his age range slowly got to younger ages over time

Sausage is usually the one to take care of him when he's in babyspace, mostly because he's the one who can pick him up and rock him back and fourth the easiest (≡^∇^≡)

he gets accident prone the younger he regresses, but hates the texture of diapers so it can be a real difficult situation. especially when you consider his sensory issues get worse when he's small!

speaking of his sensory issues, he hates crunchy food when regressin to babyspace (or just younger ages overall)

he almost goes totally nonverbal when in babyspace, almost because he babbles if he gets SUPER excited o(≧∇≦o)

he must be holdin or near Norman at all times. do not separate them he will cry

hope these are good! i'm not super familiar with babyspace myself, so lmk if there's any issues here !!

[misery-lake]

Hi I'm back before I get on with the ask I just wanted to tell you how pog ur hcs are :) so uhhhhhh cuddling hcs for the courtiers😳 (dw more smut ideas to come I just gotta brain storm)

I HAD TO GOOGLE POG LMAO *cries in old* lmao I have some other smut ideas sitting in the old inbox I have to get to so don't even worry 😊

Valdemar

They love to be the big spoon. Doesn't matter how tall you are they're the big spoon. If they were to cuddle Muriel they'd be the big spoon. No they're not interested in being the little spoon thanks.

Half the reason they like being the big spoon is so they can smell you. It's not for any weird reason they're just analyzing your pheromones for any slight changes. Don't make it weird. What's your question?

The other reason they like being the big spoon is for protecc reasons. What better way to keep their soft, fleshy pet safe than in their arms?

Oh what now they can't call you a soft, fleshy pet? Stop making it weird.

Valerius

Ideally Valerius would be lounging on his back, enjoying a glass of red while you drape over his chest and whisper sweet nothings while the moon and stars peek in through the open window.

In reality it's often Valerius who drapes over your chest, fingers tangled in yours while he laments over his woes and who knows what the fucking window is doing.

As soon as you start to rub his back he's quoting famed philosopher Cardi B: "whose is it?"; Spell your name. He's a fucking mess.

Vlastomil

Vlastomil is a big fan of cuddling face to face. There are a lot of reasons why he prefers this way but the most important is the fact that he likes to kiss your little forehead.

Strap yourself in you're not going anywhere until he tells you all the gossip he picked up since the last time you cuddled (don't underestimate the amount of dirt one demon can dig up in an hour)

You gotta make it clear that this is not a gang-cuddle and the worms are not welcome. Unless you are cool with it in which case never mind, enjoy your slimy cuddle sesh.

Bonus Wyrm!Vlastomil: in this form there are a lot of ways to cuddle him but his personal favourite is to casually drape his lower half over yours while you rest on his chest. That way he can still look at and touch your beautiful face and go on about how lucky he is to have found you and then you ride him into the sunset yeehaw!

Volta

If you aren't cuddling with Volta in a big nest of blankets you're doing it wrong Poor sweet thing is always so cold, you'd best make sure every blanket in Vesuvia is at her disposal.

But she does prefer skin to skin contact since it's so much easier for her to warm up that way. Take off your clothes come on, Volta doesn't have all day (who is she kidding yes she fuckin does)

In this relationship you're the source and Volta is the sink.

Vulgora

Cuddling? Excuse me I think you've got this beetle mistaken with that little bitch ass fly down the road. How dare you HOPE YOU'RE READY TO FUCKING FIGHT

Jk but only the part about the fly. They will insist that they don't need to be cuddled. Cuddling is for babies and they're a grown ass warrior. Have they showed you their bicep? Maybe you should look again.

But, just don't make a big deal when you're stirred awake by someone pressing their back to your chest. And especially don't make a big deal when they sigh with content when you wrap one of your arms around them.

Oh my God and don't even think about kissing the back of their neck. They're not crying because they're touch starved you are.

Wait don't stop though.

[redbeanboi]

hello juno!! i hope youre having a good day! may i request mista and his s/o both wanting to have kid(s) and how their dynamic goes as spouses and then as parents if thats ok?

hello my unnamed friend! I’m having a pretty okay day. hope you’re doing well in these trying times! your wish is my command—

Mista and S/O as spouses… and parents!!

Mista leans really far into that Italian stereotype of family being very important. It may not be on the forefront of his mind 24/7 but he does want a family—spouse, kids, the whole shebang!

He’s very aware of the fact that his line of work is very dangerous, so he doesn’t even think about bringing it up until he’s sure that you want the same thing. It’d be unfair for him to ask so much of you when he’s not entirely sure of what might happen to him in the future. But once he knows that you want kids too, he’ll be ready. Mista isn’t the kind to half-ass anything, so expect him to be 100% on board, all hands on deck when the time has come.

Now this is going to sound weird, but I think Mista would be traditional in the sense that he’d want to be married to you before having children. He wants a pretty moderately sized wedding, with about 100 of your closest friends and family attending. Mista, being a big believer of fate, is probably somewhat religious and would want to have a religious ceremony. 

Also! Considering his position in one of the most powerful criminal organizations, Mista is pretty loaded. He spends a lot on his regular getup, so you can bet that he’ll get himself a really nice tux for the event. Will gladly set aside a lot of his money for the wedding’s budget. If you want to wear a designer tux? He’s got you? Want to wear a beautiful wedding gown? You’ve got it babe—Mista wants you to feel like royalty on your special day. He’s so happy you want to get married and start a family so he’s ready to spend it all on you. Just make sure he doesn’t get too carried away.

The food is also important. Expect him to get a menu all set for the reception. Four courses, baby!! The Italian way. Got your antipasti, primi, secondi, and dolce. Mista loves food and he has good taste. Leave it to him and the Sex Pistols.

And yes. You decide to adopt the whole cake cutting/feeding custom from the Americans… and you will most definitely be feeding cake to Mista as well as the Sex Pistols. Just go with it. hehe

Smashing a vase is a really big custom (according to tradition, however many pieces the glassware breaks into will symbolize how many years the couple will be happily married), and Mista’s really superstitious, so he insists that you both follow that custom and do it at some point during the ceremony. Vase breaks and—would you look at that!!

Giorno and Bruno count about 98 pieces total. Mista’s smiling ear to ear.

Anyway let’s skip the honeymoon and get straight to married life!!

Mista doesn’t know how to cook, but he wants to learn so he can help you. At the very least, he’ll brush up on knife skills so he can chop the vegetables for you. Always insists that you make enough for about 3 people because his stand needs to eat. 

Maybe it’s all those years of living on his own and having a job that sends him home every night with some kind of bruise or wound (or just straight up blood from someone he had to pummel), but Mista’s very very good at doing his laundry. Knows how to get just about any kind of stain out, and is very particular about how his (very expensive) clothes are cleaned. 

if you’re working full-time, he’ll make sure to split the chores with you so you can have time to relax. Usually likes vacuuming and dusting surfaces. Is very good at keeping things pretty organized.

If you’re staying at home (which you are totally welcome to do, because he has enough money to support you both), he will still insist on taking some of the chores off of your list so you can relax !! He wants you to feel pampered and everything.

He loves climbing into bed every night and cuddles with you before passing out. God he’s a cuddler. Expect to be held all throughout the night, especially because Mista is just so in love with you, and married life is just the best! He’s happy to be with someone like you.

You usually give in to Mista’s tenderheartedness, and have breakfast ready for him every morning before he goes to work. Mista likes to get his beauty sleep though and wakes up late, so you always have a pastry and some espresso ready for him. He’ll cram it down his throat and wash it down with a double shot of espresso before giving you a kiss and running off to work.

It’s like this in your apartment for several months until !! Mista proposes that you guys get a nice apartment closer to Giorno’s place (mostly because he wants to laze around in bed a little longer for…. you know what). And he thinks it’s time he got you a place fit for royalty! So you both settle on this really nice apartment in the Chiaia district, close to the Piazza Amedeo station. The location’s perfect because it’s cut his commute by like ten minutes and now he can spend his mornings with you. 

so several months after you’re moved in…. you finally pop the question. And Mista doesn’t say much because he’s absolutely floored. He’s been wanting this for so long! And he asks you questions. Are you sure about this? Do you think he’ll be a good dad? Will the kids like him? What if they hate him!

And once you and Mista have talked about it plenty, you finally decide to have children.

If you’re adopting, then you have to go through a lot of pesky paperwork because there’s surprisingly a lot of laws in regard to adoption in Italy. You’ll obviously get approved though, because you’re decent people. And if there’s something off in your records that’s holding things off a little bit, then well. Let’s just say that Mista’s boss is able to pull a string or two **wink wink**

If you’re having your own kids or if you want to carry the kids yourself then Mista, being the pervert that I suspect he is, will be enthusiastic about doing his part.

Oh he’s dedicated. Every day of the goddamn week until that test comes out positive.

Pregnancy (if you go this route) goes just fine and Mista is determined to be there every step of the way. He makes sure to tell Giorno that family is important and he wants to be there for his spouse at every doctor’s appointment and will need a more flexible schedule, and Giorno being the way that he is, is actually fine with this (might have something to do with him wanting a family of his own, but who knows?).

The baby is born !! Ahh!! Mista thinks names are important so you’ll spend a lot of time picking names

Honestly anything goes here, so whichever name you pick for your baby, is what we’re going with for now (I might pick one if someone wants a Papa!Mista fic eventually, but yeah)!

Mista is a great dad!! He’s always been a great caretaker for the pistols, but as a parent he goes above and beyond. He was born to do this.

Very flexible, go-with-the-flow; always able to make any adjustments for unexpected changes and such in the schedule or just life in general. He’s spontaneous, which your children will absolutely love, and he’s very big on communication. Sometimes wavers between blunt and tactful, but he always gets his message across to his kids clear as day, and makes sure they know what he expects of them so that no one gets hurt and that they’re all on the same page!

He really encourages his kids to be independent and take risks (though he’s not the greatest role model considering all the scraps he gets into) and overall gets a kick out of seeing his kids grow up. He’s a proud papa.

As the other parent, you’re the one picking up where Guido isn’t so strong, which is setting a healthy routine (important for kids!! don’t underestimate its value in a child’s life!!!), making sure they get their homework done and getting everyone together at the end of the day for dinner and also scheduling your family outings. 

Mista is the dad who likes to get his kids gifts on random occasions (and “just ‘cuz”) and taking his kids on adventures they’ll never forget (like going to the gelateria on the way home from school).

Mista is the dad who loves to roughhouse his kids. Expect pieces of furniture and small antiques to be broken as a result of a game of tag, wrestling, or just a plain old tickle-fight. If it’s something important, like a really old vase that was handed down in your family, Mista will bravely accept the punishment of being chewed out by you in rapid-fire Italian while the kids find a hiding spot. 

Mista loves sitting with the kids in their room at night when you’re reading a story to them. Sometimes he’ll fall asleep too. If he does, just shove him and tell him to get up so you can both sleep in your bed.

Sometimes he’ll ask you to sing them a lullaby and pester you with them if it means he can hear you sing. Moments like these make him realize how lucky he was to not only make it out of Giorno’s adventure alive, but also be able to meet you and fall in love and have a family with you.

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A/N: Ah !! This took me a while, I’m so sorry! But thank you for sending this in. I love Mista so so much and he’d be such a good boyfriend, an even better husband, and an amazing papa. Someone offer themselves up to give Guido a big and happy Italian family PRONTO. Thank you for sending this request in !! AHH. Mista!! Sweet sweet boy.

also i’m sorry i got pretty carried away. If you want to see more on the honeymoon/pregnancy stages, let me know !! I wanted to skip those and get to the important parts of the request. :) xx

[sodersdumbtklblog]

hi!!!!!! if you haven't already done that can you do lightbulb hcs?

LIGHTY!! burger grill!!!

switch

not 50/50 but i cant tell if shes lee-leaning or ler-leaning they both work

lights up if you sneak up on her or just get her rlly good

her laugh is really sweet and bubbly (and contagious)

very squirmy lee

lers almost always have to pin her down cuz otherwise she moves around so much they cant even tkl her properly

couldnt stay still if she tried lol

likes to annoy her friends into tickling her instead of just asking for it cuz she thinks its funny

always starting tkl fights for no reason

really sweet ler, mostly compliments the lee a bunch instead of teasing them

only really teases paintbrush and like. idk maybe test tube sometimes cuz she thinks their reactions are really cute

likes to play little games with the lee to make it more fun

a lotta the time she just starts yappin about random shit while shes tickling someone

like shell just tkl them on autopilot n start infodumping to them (and forgets shes even still tickling them until like a minute later lol)

not very good at social cues so yknow when the lee says “stop” 50 times she actually does every time and then the lees gotta explain that they didnt mean it

and shes just like “ohhh” and tkls them again while saying its cute that they wanted her to keep going hfgdnshsk,

thank you two for the request!!

[sodersdumbtklblog]

Can we get some headcanons on leephone (mephone haha) or Airy? We love our silly boys

ok ive been getting a lot of airy reqs recently so ill do mephone

love this bitch sm

his screen n buttons are super ticklish (obligatory for any technology-based object)

like other ppl cant even press things on his screen without tickling him (which has def been taken advantage of several times lol)

one of those mfs whose never been a ler in his life

well except for like one or two times he tickled mepad

other than that never

i feel like SOMEONE has tickled him by pressing his volume buttons

which in turn kept changing the volume of his laughter

dude never recovered from that lmao

has probably been tickled by floory a few times (who can just pick up tools with his mouth he doesnt need hands)

ok im out of ideas thanks for the rq!!

[sodersdumbtklblog]

Could you do paintbrush headcanons?

Ofc if your not busy

PAINTY MY FAVORITE CHARACTER PAINTBRUSH!!!

switch

honestly a pretty smug ler but theyre chill abt it

i like to draw them w a tail thats got more bristles at the tip theyd definitely use that to tkl people

mostly goes after lightbulb and fan cuz theyre small, easy to tickle and usually deserve it lol

ON THE CONTRARY

theyre ticklish as FUCK

cannot take what they dish out at all

main weak spots are their neck n stomach area

their back is a huge melt spot and their bristles are like an instakill spot

which is why ppl usually target those lol

cannot handle teases at all they get flustered asf

though they get flustered asf from even the thought of being tickled so thats not saying much lol

ty for the request i wrote most of these between rounds of fortnite festival lmao

[misery-lake]

ummm courtiers with an s/o who has reaaally long hair? like almost knee length hair?

Aw sure anon

Valdemar

owo what's this!

The first time they see you with your hair down it's almost like they're frozen in shock

They can't get their gloves off fast enough to run their fingers through your hair. It's just so... pretty!

Every chance they get they're twirling it around their fingers or absent mindedly massaging your scalp.

They'll want to fall asleep with you in their arms and their face in your hair

Valerius

Now this is the guy you want braiding your hair!

Valerius loves to practice different braids in your hair to see how they might look on him. Like having a life size doll that talks back and whines when he pulls your hair too hard

But dammit if he can't do sick ass dutch braids damn you be lookin fine MC

"Of course it looks good I did it"

Something something long hair as a symbol of high social status

Vlastomil

Vlastomil couldn't really give a hoot how long your hair is. He's in love with you not what grows out of your head also he's jealous

That is until you ask him to help you brush your hair one evening when you're exhausted

"You want me to brush your hair?!" he'll reply with tears in his eyes. One of Vlastomil's love languages is acts of service so u know he's all on that

Make sure to ask for a scalp massage, those nails are spooky sure but they'll feel great

He'll attempt to braid it if you ask but it's... Questionable at best

Volta

She'll watch with loving eyes as you brush and style your hair for the day

Wanna absolutely make her melt? Take her on a picnic and teach her to braid hair using yours to practice with. Her own hair was always so brittle and short as she was growing up so she never got the chance to even try

She'll always want to bring you cute little baubles and pins and combs to put in your hair too

"Volta just wants MC to look like the jewel Volta knows they are!"

Vulgora

Like Vlastomil they don't really give a shit how long your hair is, except when you're practice sparring.

"YOU BETTER KEEP THAT SHIT TIED BACK OR YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED UP"

Cool thanks for the tip Vulgora

After practice while you're both undressing to bathe you let your hair down. You feel eyes burrowing into your back so you look over your shoulder. Looking back it's Vulgora, eyes wide.

To them you look quite the delicious sight. Cheeks ruddy and hot, sweat on your brow, hair disheveled and slightly tangled.

What they really want to say is "you're so gorgeous, MC" what they end up saying, Well...

"HEY WE SHOULD FIGHT NAKED SOMETIME"

Good try Vulgora :)