Reading human domestication guide media is fun when you're me because you can project any and every weird idea you want onto the Affini characters, especially in terms of voices.
Got a big fat crush on Sigourney Weaver? Well, that's great because she's now the voice of the giant plant alien taking care of the main character that you project your own identity onto.
Think that one Affini with neopronouns doing the weird BDSM stuff to the straight girl would sound funnier in your head if you imagined em with the voice of Keith David? Well, now you can't unhear it.
What's another sexy voice you've heard before? How about that goth queen from your old Disney channel comfort show, Star vs the Forces of Evil? Yeah, Eclipsa. She's the plant lady taking care of the main character's love interest now.
Also there's the subject of the Affini language and how I imagine it sounds, since the fic I'm reading does have dialogue that is stated to be in Affini. Yeah, so, I just imagine it's Irish, tbh. I know it's not an alien language, I know it doesn't match the grammatical rules that the text implies the Affini language to have. I just find it sexy, so there.
It's like "The phrase 'good girl' or an appropriate equivalent are usually the first words a floret picks up on." Okay, well, I'm now imaging Plant Alien Sigourney Weaver saying "nach cailín maith thú!" to me and giving me an instant boner. I'm sorry I'm horny for spoken Irish. I read HDG I don't have a normal sexuality.