#hdgposting

[royalfurtherevenmore]

im lliterally so submissive and flortable. Why have no alien plant ladies domesticated me yet???? Are they stupid???????

[steelblue8]

The "I understand the appeal of HDG, but the aesthetics are just not for me" > "[name], fourth floret" > "brainstorming almost-self-insert fic" pipeline is, apparently, real

[nickikitti]

nothing like waking up in your hab in the lap of your mistress with your pinnate snuggled up next to you,,,

sleeping so soundly and peacefully and just getting to hold them like they're your entire world,,,

living with no worries because all you need is your mistress and your pinnate for the rest of your life,,,,

[institute-of-dolls]

Im so HDG brained right now. Like actually yah the world does deserved to fall to the Affini compact who can provide well experienced owners for all the dolls who need help, and maybe teach more people that dollhood fucks.

[pandora-midnight]

The hdg community on here seems to be exploding and me and a headmate keep thinking about making a blog to interact with it directly. But also kinda nervous for some reason.

[steelblue8]

did you know: ime flort

[royalfurtherevenmore]

*pets you intensely* hi cutie!

say, do you know what a "horse" is?

p.s. meow mrrrp nya meow what do you think of cats mraow prrrrrrr meow

*absorbs peting energy to level up and get a good grade in floreting* ^w^

Yep! Horses are a type of hospital that gets lost sometimes! Hope this helps! ^^

Okay, somebody help, wtf is the horse bit, im so confused this is like the third separate time ive encountered something in the HDG universe where someone pretends to not know what a horse is. Is that like the full bit??? Id there more of a joke im missing???? Im so confused

Cats are cute! This is not my opinoon but rather a scientifically proven fact beyond dispute :3

[steelblue8]

Affini fear me, pets with snuff kinks want me, I chop up florets into small pieces for my thai green curry