#he obviously does

[dddxshit]

Ahhh... Twilight. You know? That book in which totally-not-lesbian-and-asian Bella Swan and totally-not-gay-shiny-vampire Edward Cullen fall in love💕

[themurphyzone]

Dakota: Why don’t you enjoy a cup of calming jasmine tea?

Cavendish: I DON’T NEED ANY CALMING TEA! 

[violetfaust]

Today in “Implications That Were Probably Unintentional but Sure Do Explain a Lot...”

So, Rumple was clearly terrified from the moment he discovered the dagger gone.

But...he didn’t really go off the rails and do stupid things until Samdi claimed he didn’t have the dagger. Allowing the possibility that someone else did.

This was coincidentally the day that Zelena suddenly chose to leave HH (in fact, unless she and Boo Bear set off for SF in the dead of night, she’s been gone less than twelve hours--and left after the dagger had disappeared).

And also the day after he let her into his evidence room and she commented on how he kept all his stuff there just like in his pawnshop.

And ALSO the day after he let her into his evidence room, which is protected sheerly by a key code that she must have seen him enter...

I’m sure there’s no reason why that combination of circumstances might send Rumple into a blind panic...

None at all.

(Of course in a Goodman episode that would not be given any consideration...)

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[helloemptyset]

i think my dad likes her kids more than he likes me and my sibling.

[michaelcliffrxnd]

I'm arguing with my friend about if ashton has a daddy kink or not

[kukukatchoo]

Regarding Homestuck,

Was the April 1st thing some sort of elaborate ruse to get everyone to forget that Slick escaped? Because that's all I can think of.

Seriously, watch Slick pop up later and fuck everything up again somehow, and everyone'll just be like "WAIT WHAT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?"

Or does Hussie just seriously need to have a long talk with his girlfriend?