#he would never.

[omitea]

the angst ideas r whispering in my ear to start working on them

[jennrypan]

"Dickbabs should've been here"

Under every Dick x Kori edit is EVIL. Cuz god dammit if you people don't shut the hell UP about Dick x Barbara. They are boring as hell together, sorry not sorry fuck off.

The ship kinda gets butchered when people keep shipping her with his actual dad. And Dick (and Barbara) needs someone that isn't connected to the Batfamily. RELEASE THEM god damn.

(Also after 3 jokers Barbara can kick rocks 🤷‍♀️ she wants to ride Bruce so hard she can keep him. Like yall will never convince me she's a better love interest for Dick than Kori cuz UGHHHHHHH. Let him be free. And let Kori be in more shit for fucks sake.)

[hellbabyfromhell]

*military man enters my store*

military man: i would like to use my discount.

me: okay : )

*i text my friends this image *

me: thank you have a nice day!

*the military man exits, with me never knowing he is the legendary solid snake, ignorant of his intense hardships and personal growth*

[mettleborn-a]

Really Tommy, really?

[kazewhara]

ALBEDO EATS SPIDERS. OUR LOVERBOY EATS SPIDERS. AND HE HINTED THAT THE SPIDERS WE'RE KINDA BIG. SO I'M THINKING ABOUT HUNTSMEN SPIDERS.

HE GRILLS SPIDERS AND ADDS LEMON PEPPER TO THEM (i assume that's what lemongrass taste like) HE OUT HERE EATING SPIDERS LEGS INSTEAD OF CRAB LEGS. IM NOT JOKING. MARS HONEY, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE 😭

I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS.

[hisownanchor]

did you know characters can have flaws and you don’t have to erase them for you to be allowed to like them. revolutionary.

[the-plot-weavers-augury]

❤ FOR THOSE LUUUULZ

L A U G H S

Affectionate; Holding hands (G R O S S)| Cheek kisses (he can’t lose a fucking game of chicken don’t you think he won’t.)| Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss (in some idiot dramatic fashion)| PDA | Spooning | Shared baths (NO SHAME NO SHAME)| Whispers | Affectionate Omen Foretelling | Caressing.. WITH FISTS, SOCKING HIM IN THE FACE | Stroke hair (Only if times are dire. … Or it severely needed brushing and Masa wasn’t doing it himself, pls.)| Singing To |  Picking Up (and throwing) | No displays of affection

Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex  Excuse You, He is My Friend …and wants none of that.  Or so I believe.

Dates;Picnic | Watching weird shit in the woods | Restaurant | KILLING FUCKIN GARLEANS | Hike | Coffee | F I G H T  H I M | Yodeling at each other | Bar | Beach | Having a dumb little concert | Creepy Readings | No dates He is My Friend.

Would my character…

Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No pls.

[asuiru]

saw a reaaaally gorgeous fanart of mens figure skater shane hollander in yuzu's haru yo koi ex costume and im sorry but i must speak my truth.

mens figure skater shane hollander would never in a million years wear any of yuzu's costumes. he wouldn't be caught dead in them. mens figure skater shane hollander is dressed like vera wang era nchen IF WE'RE BEING GENEROUS. hes dressed like pchan or javi suspenders and an undershirt. his best costume yet is a black button up. you know how gogo's bank robbery sp costume is just an ill fitting suit? thats #myshane. mens figure skater shane hollander is skating in full on athleisure w a resting bitch face and hes getting away with it with sky high scores bc hes got textbook jumps and solid ss.

[getting on my soap box] this is why ladies figure skaters hollanova reigns supreme. ladies figure skater shane hollander has to skate in skin tight sparkles or the judges won't give her the time of day. send her into the torture nexus.