Here's the thing, it might seem like for Ilya his skill at hockey and his whole look are doing a lot of heavy lifting when it comes to seducing Shane, cause of his corny lines and avoidant personality. But you gotta remember that Shane came up in the early 2000s and that I know a part of him that he deeply repressed wanted that early 2000s fuckboy, the scuzzy himbo that was so hot to everyone back then. Ilya's not really a fuckboy but he uses fuckboy lines and fuckboy moves and it fucking works for Shane because part of what he wants is a fuckboy jock douchebag that he never got the chance to date in high school.












