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I have written PAGES of fic in the last twelve years about what that looks like, and it never gets old. It is too pure, too perfect.

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The fastest way to get me lying catatonic on the floor is to ask me to think about Alistair Theirin as a father.
I have written PAGES of fic in the last twelve years about what that looks like, and it never gets old. It is too pure, too perfect.
Idc what's canon or not, I don't believe Tarkus would have defined abs
Maybe his abdomen has slight definition, maybe it's chubby, just not the average very defined jojo abs like these
I though I assume he's like the rest, we don't have any canon info on what's under his armor. As far as I can tell there is no panel where his armor shows a midsection, at most you can say the second picture is conforming to his form, when usually he has some bullshit on the stomach area.
I can't get screenshots for the anime though as crunchyroll decided to stop giving anime for free, and I wasn't going to pirate for screenshots.
At most there is a mobile game that made this edit, but it's like a mobile game that in the same image gave tarkus red eyebrows so it's whatever.
So like he probably has the typical abs, but it's still up in the air.
Bedelia Du Maurier and L’appel Du Vide
Bedelia Du Maurier's role within Hannibal is something I see confusion on. I feel some of the take I have is unique so I decided to do a sort of dissection of my thoughts.
Important note that you're welcome to whatever headcanon, these are my personal ideas on Bedelia. I'm not a voice of great authority.
First I want to establish her parallels to Will Graham. She serves as Hannibal's partner behind the veil just as Will does. She sees behind the mask just as Will does.
Hannibal manipulates her into murder just as he does with Will.
This to me establishes that she is not as innocent in crimes as it would seem. She is the sole eye witness to quite a few of Hannibal's murders and still she chooses to be silent. Hannibal found in her what he finds in Will; an underlying desire for murder.
She is fixated on Hannibal's human suit. She talks about it almost with envy. She's upset by his ability to flow freely between the primal nature of murder and the man of high society while she is stuck in her role. Bedelia knows if she allows herself to kill she can't go back.
This is where the call to the void comes in. Her relation to Hannibal is almost like that concept. She is brought to the precipice of her psyche and she's not afraid of falling, she's afraid of willingly jumping. She's afraid of what will happen if she gives into the void. She couldn't claw her way back up the cliff face.
It parallels the final scene of Will and Hannibal together, where Will pushes them both off the cliff face and into the dark of the Atlantic that greets them. Fuller has confirms s4 would've explored Will killing alongside Hannibal.
Effectively Will dove into the void Bedelia could not.
I gave Megabull a actual bull tail he keeps in bot mode, a separate one from the axe apparently from how much I know.
And guess what I did-?
I have the tail wag when he's near or with Optimus or when someone mentions Optimus and he can't help it-
And he finds it embarrassing to the point he has to have one arm behind his back to hold it and try keep it still.
This is just for shits and giggles. It's more like he's merely happy to see him again.
Random Headcanon Time
So in Fallout, Zion totally has a wild boar population. There's no way boars don't exist there in some way. Likely to be way more ellusive than Yao Guais, but no less problematic to deal with. Hunting is encouraged but with extreme caution. These demon pigs, much like their old world counterparts, seem to always know what certain words related to food from their meat mean. They're also just as scarily intelligent, often sneaking up on hunters just as much as they stalk them. Joshua also definitely has some stories of his own revolving around boar hunting gone wrong or just about boars in general. Here's a few for funsies...
1. Joshua has had one stalk him before for a good while before it finally made it's presence known. Though he won't admit to having potentially shat himself when they beastie snorted behind him, he will admit to perhaps letting loose an involuntarily scream, and jumping a few feet in the air in surprise before trying to pepper the porky demon with bullets. Luckily this boar chose to take off rather than fight.
2. Whilst patrolling around Zion or rather 'going on a nature walk' as he puts it, he found a few piglets running around near each other. He couldn't see the Mother though, and he most certainly didn't want to. So he turned right around and went home. Even with his 1911 he didn't want to test his luck alone.
3. Once got chased by a massive male boar after managing to piss it off. He was dealing with Frumentarii and accidentally shot the boar as it was apparently passing through. Animal did not take kindly to that and immediately went berserk on everyone. Each surviving person booking it as the animal trampled or skewered them. Joshua himself getting a fair distance before it started chasing him down. Resulting in him having to climb a tree that damn near toppled before the big boar finally gave up and left. It was found later by the Dead Horses and finished off. Joshua won't admit it, but that evening's meal was a particularly satisfying one.
Drawing my gf and i’s BLU oktoberfest hc oc thingies whatever these are
Of course Tim Drake is smart as shit, but that doesn't stop me from picturing Bruce arriving to help with an active hostage situation assigned to Tim, after getting word he has yet to arrive on scene, only to discover him still outside struggling to pull the building door that clearly says "push"
Eden's Gate: Left Behind Chapter 2 - Secret Admirer
Warnings: None
Word count: 1.5k
Once again John Seed is slightly out of character (because Winchester 😂😂). Locations I added in for this series that don't exist in game because #HeacanonShit.
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Kate’s been living in Hope County for a week already, and she starts her first day at the University that same morning, taking 8 classes, and working 4-7 hours shifts at the cafè & diner on the weekends and her days off from class. Her class schedule is.
Introduction to Therapeutic Skills
Monday & Tuesdays: 8:30am-11:00am
Human Sexuality
Monday & Tuesdays: 12:15pm-3:00pm
Drugs & Behavior
Mondays & Tuesday: 3:30pm-5:45pm
Abnormal Psychology
Wednesdays: 7:15am-10:15
General Psychology
Wednesdays: 10:45am-1:30pm
Social Psychology
Wednesdays: 2:00pm-3:55pm
Adolescence
Thursdays: 8:30am-11:30am
Personality
Thursdays: 12:30pm-2:15pm
She wakes up at 6:30am, slamming her hand down on her phone trying to shut off the alarm. She forces herself to sit up, rubbing her face aggressively.
After a few minutes she gets up and takes a quick shower.
She gets dressed, grooms and eats something.
She looks at her phone for the time it's 7:21am.
She feeds Haley, she grabs all her books, and other class supplies, puts them in her backpack. Still has over an hour until her first class starts.
Looking at her work schedule, she starts her job at the cafè on Thursday from 4pm until 10pm.
Thursdays: 4:00pm-10:00pm
Fridays: 8:00am-5:00pm
Saturdays: 8:00am-5:00pm
Sundays: 9:00am-5:00pm
She goes over her class material, looking through her syllabus, modules and everything else. She checks the time, 7:32am.
"I gotta get going" she says to herself.
"Bye Hale I'll be back later" she says petting her dogs head.
She goes outside to her car, locks the front door, and drives off to the University.
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Meanwhile at the Seed ranch, John is working on his computer, paperwork, lawyer shit, and sending out threatening messages to property owners to take over their properties to expand the Project.
His mind keeps throwing him off his work. Kate keeps coming to mind, he kept thinking about her non stop even when he was asleep.
She kept interfering with his thoughts, he didn't even know her name.
Only that she drives a black 1970 Chevy Monte Carlo, he leans back in his chair, and closes his eyes. He sees her face, how she walks, how her brown eyes reflect off the sun.
He gets up from his chair and looks out a window.
"What's going on?' he asks himself, that feeling in his stomach comes back, he tries to ignore it but it won't go away.
It takes him a moment to realize that he's fallen in love with her.
How can he fall in love with someone he doesn't even know?!.
He doesn't know her name, where she lives, what she does for a living.
Is she a sinner? a nonbeliever?
Should I have her confess and atone so she can be near me!? So she can be underneath me!?. All these thoughts come flying into his mind.
He takes Joseph’s advice, he should go to her.
He goes back onto his computer, and accesses personal information about the residents of Hope County.
He goes onto some illegal public records website.
Types in “Hope County, Montana residents” and a bunch of names pop up.
Scrolling through the names. He figures, she's new, because he’s never seen her before.
He narrows it down to recent residents of Hope County, he finds Kate but it only gives him her first initial, middle initial and last name.
"K.E. Winchester?'' he mutters to himself.
Taps the keys on his keyboard, and shows an image of her house
"That house looks familiar" he tells himself.
Zooming in on the photo to see the cross streets
"Melrose and Kelley?" he asks himself.
A few hours go by. He was able to get her full address.
He wasn't able to get her first name.
All he knows is that it begins with the letter K, her middle name starts with an E, and her last name is Winchester.
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Kate is sitting in her first class
Introduction to Therapeutic Skills, listening to the professor go over their syllabus and the lecture.
She still has 2 more classes to go to that day.
*A few hours later*
Her class finishes, she walks out the building, and looks at her clock on her phone, she has a whole hour and 15 minutes until her next class begins.
So she goes back home and checks in on Haley.
As she’s walking to her car, her friends Alissa and Sarah call out for her.
“Kate!!!!” they call out. She turns to them.
“Hey!!” she responds.
“What are you doing on Friday?!” Sarah asks.
She looks around, humming incoherently.
“Nothing. Why?!” she replies.
“We’re gonna all hang out Friday night at the Whitetails” Alissa says.
“Sounds fun. Who else is gonna be there?!” Kate asks.
“Me, Alissa, Morgan, Ryan, Dylan, Kevin, Becky and a few others” Sarah answers.
Kate shrugs, and says “Yeah sure, I’ll be there. Just text me where its gonna be, and I’ll be there”
“Awesome, see you later. Bye” Alissa says, and they all go their separate ways.
Kate goes into her car, and drives back to her house.
*10 minutes later*
She pulls into the driveway and goes inside her house.
Leaving her backpack and books in the car.
When she opens the front door Haley jumps at her in excitement.
"Hey girl, I'm gonna be leaving again in 45 minutes. I'll give you more food before I leave" she tells her, petting her head.
Dropping herself on one of the chairs, turning on the TV.
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At the Seed Ranch, a desperate John looks up potential names for his mystery crush.
Klaire Winchester?. No records.
Kara Winchester?. Nope.
Kali Winchester?. Nope.
Kimberly Winchester? Nothing.
Kandace Winchester? Nothing.
Kristen Winchester?. Still nothing
Tapping the keys of his keyboard on his computer.
None of those names come up in any records.
He groans, leaning back in his chair.
Groaning somewhat frustrated.
He can't seem to figure out her name.
It's probably something simple, and he can't think of it.
He has her home address. He can probably send flowers, or something to her house.
That’s what he does, take notes fellas.
He puts in an order of roses to be sent to her house that same day, and as a bonus he puts in a card with a short but to the point message.
Time passes by relatively fast.
Kate looks at her phone's clock 11:55am.
"Shit I gotta get going!!" she says, shooting up from her seat.
As she's about to open the door.
Haley lets out a loud bark to get her attention,
"What?" she asks her.
She lets out another loud bark.
"Oh that's right, I have to feed you".
She goes into the kitchen and pours some food into her bowl.
"Okay I'll be home later" she says, petting her head.
She goes into her car and drives back to the school.
Driving the 10 minutes back to school, going to her next lecture which is in the same building as her first class that morning.
*An hour later*
Kate is in her Human Sexuality class sitting at her desk taking notes while the professor goes over the lecture and class work.
Several hours later at 5:45pm, Kate leaves her final class for the day, and walks back to her car. Throwing her stuff in, starts up the car, and drives off.
She decides to go into town and buy some stuff for dinner.
Parking her car in the same spot as before next to that gas station.
She walks to the same grocery store that's near the church.
John, who is at the church, sees her walking in the distance.
His heart literally skips a beat.
He steps outside, taking a drag of his cigarette.
"A student?" he says to himself.
Admiring her beauty as she walks by
"Kaitlyn? Kourtney? Karen? Katherine? Kara? Kathleen? Khlöe?" he whispers to himself.
Trying to guess her name.
"Math? Science? History? Law?" he continues to whisper to himself.
She looks back coincidentally, looking in his direction.
Giving him a little smile.
He smiles back while taking another drag of his cigarette.
She walks into the store, grabs a shopping basket, browsing the aisles, and grabs stuff for dinner.
John stands outside the church waiting, and hoping she walks by like she did the other day. Maybe he can say more than "Nice car" to her.
Kate pays for her stuff and goes outside.
John sees her walk out the store. and prepares to say at least more than 2 words to her.
But unfortunately God wanted him to be patient.
She doesn't walk by the church.
Walking on her side of the street.
"Damn it" John mutters to himself, disappointed he really wanted to get to know her.
Hopefully the flowers he sent made it to her house.
He leaves the church, goes to his car, driving to her house.
Hoping he beats her to her house so he can see her reaction to the flowers.
5 minutes of driving, he makes it to her house.
She hasn't made it home yet, the flowers are sitting on the front porch.
He parks his car across the street while trying to remain hidden.
A few minutes later he sees her car from up the street.
Kate pulls into her driveway, and sees something at her front door when she gets out of her car, she sees that it's a vase with 2 dozen white and red roses.
Surprised, and completely caught off guard by the unexpecting gift.
She picks it up, and sees a card on it.
"You're beautiful ❤" a smile on her face, and she goes inside her house.
A smile grows on his face just by seeing her smile.
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Later that night, John is doing lawyer stuff and gets an unexpected visit from Joseph.
“John!” he says, walking into the ranch.
He turns around, and sees his older brother.
“Yes, Joseph?” he says.
“That girl?. Did you do what I told you to do?’ he asks, his voice soft.
“I-I sent her flowers” he answers, his going soft.
Joseph nods his head, and says.
“Don’t let her slip from you John. God has plans for the both of you. She will be one of us”.