#heatheret

[thewomaninlilywhite]

the squad x the devil's lettuce

smokes everyday: tuffnut

smokes regularly: ruffnut, fishlegs

smokes socially: snotlout, dagur, eret

does edibles: ruffnut, snotlout, heather

tried weed once and had a panic attack: hiccup

does not smoke: astrid, mala

[astridhoff03]

To Paradise and back- Chapter 1

Astrid Hofferson ran as fast as she could along the harbor with her best friend Heather Wellmann. The big white cruise ship that was supposed to take them to the Caribbean was already waiting for them. The ship was supposed to leave soon and they were late. In the distance they could already hear the calls of Heather's brother, Dagur, who was already waiting for the two women with her boyfriend Eret at the railing. “Hurry up ladies.” “Come on, Heather,” Astrid cheered, grabbing her friend by the wrist. Heather laughed with her and the two ran onto the ship as quickly as they could. Laughing and completely out of breath, they stood in the magnificent, modern lobby of the cruise ship. Dagur and Eret, both dressed in colorful Hawaiian shirts, walked towards them. Dagur clapped his hands, a cheeky grin on his face. "That's what I call a sprint, ladies." Astrid huffed and blew a strand of her silky blonde hair out of her face, which fell to her waist. “Well, what can I say, boys. I wasn’t the champion in track team in high school for nothing.” From the corner of her eye, Astrid saw her friend wrap her arms around her lover. An image appeared in her mind's eye. A laughing couple lying together in a Hollywood swing and eating grapes together. Sam and her. She missed him so much. She gritted her teeth uneasily and pushed this too-beautiful, sugary-sweet memory out of her head. Sam had left her and out. There was nothing left to feel or miss. It was over. “Hey, Astrid, you’re okay,” asked Dagur, lovingly nudging her in the arm with his elbow. Astrid jumped briefly, but quickly regained her composure. Nodding, she forced a fake smile. "Yeah, I'm fine." She spun around to grab her white bag that had been resting next to her turquoise suitcase. "How about if you guys could help us with our pastries." "With pleasure, Astrid," Eret replied and immediately threw Heather's heavy suitcase over his shoulder. “You, show-off,” Heather giggled and gave her boyfriend a quick pinch on his impressive arm muscle. "Hey, only the very best for you." Dagur and Eret helped the girls bring their pastries to their cabin, of course Heather shared one with her boyfriend, Astrid had one all to herself, which she really liked. It was beautifully spacious with a bed covered in white sheets. In one corner stood a rosewood dressing table with a mirror that appeared to have been made of crystal glass. It even had a small balcony with a table and two chairs. But what surprised her most was the bath, which she thought was worthy of an empress. With a jacuzzi and a magnificent shower, the glass of which depicted the colorful motifs of a Caribbean reef. She collapsed onto the cloud-soft mattress and decided to unpack later. Now she wanted to enjoy the luxury that she would no longer have so quickly after this unique trip. She could finally forget all the stress of her work, she loved the gym, but it was usually very stressful because she had one yoga or Zumba class after the other every day until 9 p.m. Added to this were her debts, which she couldn't pay off because she wasn't paid much as a fitness trainer, and there was also the argument with her parents over her separation from Sam. It was a miracle for her that she celebrated her twenty-first birthday on a goddamn cruise ship if Eret and Dagur hadn't won the big competition. As far as she knew, the two of them had won eight tickets and before they left, Eret had mentioned that he had asked some of his friends if they wanted to come with them. Astrid didn't know any of them, but she was still very excited to meet new people and forget all the crap from home. She would get to know Eret's friends, but first she would get some sleep. She snuggled into the soft pillows and enjoyed the slight rocking of the ship as it began to move.

[sanfangirl-cynicalromantic]

Hiccstrid Drabble ft. Heatheret | Parent Picnic

This whole thing is dedicated to @triumphantfury since she asked so nicely. 😘 I was working on a full on fic but this thing called plot came along and threw my idea in a ditch so I spat this out. Enjoy the fluff and innuendos!

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Zephyr and Nuffink shouted and ran about the green park expanse. Astrid sighed and let the heavy bag of toys she was carrying drop as Hiccup carefully set down the cooler full of drinks and layed out the blankets.

“Hey!” a voice cried out cheerfully. Astrid turned to see Heather waving as she walked over, a huge picnic basket effortlessly hanging on one arm. “Long time no see,” she nudged her friend. Astrid grinned.

“Oh yeah, that time we ran into each other in the parking lot six minutes ago was forever ago,” she joked.

“Hey Hic, need any help?” Eret, Heather’s husband called. Hiccup looked up to see the broad, cheerful man come up to him with his almost five year old daughter, Amber on his shoulder. 

“Nah, I’m good, thanks Eret,” Hiccup returned. “Hey Amber! It’s nice to see you!”

“Amber!” Nuffink had returned from his lap around the field and greeted his friend enthusiastically. He was already five and the two of them were best of friends along with Zephyr.

Amber squirmed wildly until Eret set her down, chuckling. Nuffink grabbed her hand and pulled her toward his sister, who was rifling through the bag of toys.

“Put everything back when you’ve found what you’re looking for,” Astrid instructed her eldest. “Wow, Heather, This thing is huge!”

“I know I didn’t have to make this much, but let’s be honest; we’re gonna eat all of it,” Heather rolled her eyes. Astrid grinned unabashedly and helped her unpack. Their husbands joined them on the blankets, chatting about the struggles with kids and car seats.

“People act like the Terrible Twos are the worst part and then you’ve gotten through it; nobody told you it’s just the beginning!” Eret was complaining. “And now she’s bigger and louder and stronger with a temper like her mother.” Heather whipped her head around and scoffed indignantly while Astrid bit back her smile.

“Oh I get you. And Nuffink’s just been getting bigger, y’know, so when he doesn’t want to go into the carseat there is literally no room left to kinda squeeze him in; if he’s not cooperating, he’s not going in and he knows it,” Hiccup ranted.

“He really has been getting bigger!” Heather exclaimed. “I mean it’s only been, what? A month? Since we last saw him but he’s already way bigger than you were at that age.”

Hiccup rolled his eyes, “Yes, thank you for reminding me how tiny I was. I am glad he won’t be so small though; being picked on sucked.” Astrid squeezed his hand in sympathy.

“But boy was he a joy to carry full term,” Astrid commented sarcastically. Heather cooed in commiseration. “Zephyr was small and on the early side, but Nuff was big and in no rush. Apparently he and his father inherited different things from ‘Stoick the Vast.’”

Hiccup sputtered terrifically and Eret choked on the sandwich he had just bit into. Astrid threw her head back and laughed at her husband’s expression. Heather wasn’t much better, forcefully patting Eret on the back as tears gathered in the corner of her eyes.

“It’s not like they haven’t heard it all before,” Astrid giggled. Her husband blushed, scratching at the attractive stubble at his jaw. It was almost thick enough to be a beard at this point. “And Heather’s totally returned the favor; I know all about Eret too.” Said man winced and swallowed his sandwich with difficulty.

“See this,” Heather declared, turning to him, “Is why I do the blowing in this relationship.” Hiccup and Astrid sniggered.

“I can blow just fine,” Eret said indignantly. “I’d be happy to provide a demonstration on Hiccup if you’re so set on seeing proof.” He waggled his eyebrows.

“Woah!” cried Hiccup, waving his arms around frantically. “No need for that.”

“For the last time, he’s taken, Eret,” Astrid drawled. “Been married for like, a decade.”

“Technically, our nine year anniversary is in five and a half months.” She shot him a look. “But, I’ve definitely been taken for over a decade by you. And, y’know, best part of my life,” he continued hurriedly.

“Smooth, Hiccup,” Heather teased.

“Besides, Eret, I doubt you could look as hot as Astrid on her knees,” he smirked. His wife flushed and swatted his shoulder.

“I mean . . .” Heather trailed off suggestively.

“I could’ve gone without hearing that,” Hiccup groaned. Eret puffed out his chest dramatically.

“Auntie Heather, I’m hungry,” Nuffink announced. Heather smiled and handed him a sandwich.

“I’m sure you are, with how big you’re getting,” she told him seriously. “Are Amber and Zephyr hungry too?” The little boy shook his head vehemently. Astrid opened the cooler for him to get a drink.

“Hey, bud, that is not a soda,” Hiccup said sternly as Nuffink grabbed a can. Eret chuckled. Nuffink pouted as Astrid handed him a bottle of water. They watched the little boy waddle back to the girls.

“You’re coming to Amber’s birthday party next week, right?” Heather asked.

“Absolutely.”

[scoophilia]

A moodboard for my HTTYD OC Iona made by a friend owo