ASK: Lol, I bet Orchid's gonna be sooo pissed when the effects of that paralysis wears off!
ORCHID: You're damn right I am. Where the hell even is this? And where's that bigheaded jackass who attacked me??
JUPITER: Dears, why exactly do you have this... angry mew with you?
GANYMEDE: We have conf--
EUROPA: I think this pokemon's what's been causing all the rifts that've been poppin up lately!
IO: it's true... we totally saw it... whatever they are, they're somehow connected all of it... so we kidnapped them...
JUPITER: KIDNAP? Honestly, that hardly seems necessary. You three can be too impulsive, sometimes. I am so very sorry for the enthusiasm of my children.
ORCHID: Yeah, you all can get fucked.
JUPITER: Oh tut-tut now, let me take a good look at you.
[JUPITER casts Quantum Unravel. Orchid's Special Attack has gone down.]
JUPITER: My word... how utterly strange.
ORCHID: Guh... w... what the h-hell... did you just do to me...?
JUPITER: I've heard that origin mews carried great power, but never would I have thought I'd come across one with such a damaged soul like this! Dear, if what they say is true, it is my responsibility as a mythic to investigate such claims.
ORCHID: [thinking] Shit, this is bad. None of my borrowed moves are working. Whatever she did messed up the connection. Aeon, where are you when I need you...
1. First impression: Oh this person's kinda cool I wonder if we can be friends2. Truth is: LUNA YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.3. How old do you look: About eight years old on a good day.4. Have you ever made me laugh: Too much.5. Have you ever made me mad: Yes, not gonna lie.6. Best feature: Dramatic enough to make tormenting you enjoyable fuk did I say that aloud?7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Unless we're counting tumblr crushes? No.8. You’re my: ACTUAL IRL rUBY ROSE, my luna.9. Name in my phone: Red10. Should you post this too? Eeyup.
