#heisutterlyfuckingdeadjim

[bellinitini]

heisutterlyfuckingdeadjim replied to your photo:i just ate like 12 chicken nuggets and enough...

jim kirks is my new unit of measurement omg

it felt so fitting

[steegeschnoeber]

green, indigo :)

Four life goals:

grow a few inches

lose some weight

keep my job

eat delicious food

(bonus: fuck Riema)

Two weeknesses:

Food

da booty

[bellinitini]

eyes, windpipe, feet :)

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

currently i think black sails! but i like watching the office cause theyre easy to watch and funny so just a lil break for the day

Windpipe: Do you sing?

i do! (kinda) i mean i took lessons a few years back and i sing with my guitar and stuff but im not professional standard

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

currently my new converse cause they cute as heck theyre like pulled wool and red/white i cant describe

thankyou friedn!!1

[let-there-be-kumquats]

ROUND DEUX

(I only just saw this stormageddonboygenius but shhh) Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 10 new ones Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

1. If you’re not white you can skip this one but is it like a white people thing to keep reticulated pythons??? Is that just my neighbours? — Pretty sure that’s just your neighbours (but thinking about it I’ve only seen white people keep snakes and dangerous animals like that)

2. How much nudity did your 2013 involve? — Not a great deal :( but I did have a day in basically nothing

3. Do you carry a lunchbox? — The few places I go are willing to feed me

4. What do you think of Donatella, the best song on ARTPOP? — I…think…it’s a Lady Gaga song. I’ve gotten really out of touch with modern music; I seriously can’t do any better than that

5. What is your general opinion of reptiles on air-borne vehicles? — I’ve never been on a plane and I’ve never looked after any reptiles, but I’m gonna take a shot at it’s bad for them. But strapping on a dragon or two would probably improve any plane

6. Did you have any fucks left to give about Doctor Who after the Xmas special? — Lol nope

7. Where is my boyfriend? — Check behind the cooker

8. What time is it? — AAADVENTURE TIME!!

9. Do you need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Love ya. — A condom full of pretzels and I’m good, ta

10. Do you enjoy quiche? — Everything in moderation, kids. I mean it. EVERYTHING

And for the unfortunates who get tagged: 1. If you got super powers tomorrow, would you be a hero or a villain? 2. Who would you/will you vote for in the next election? 3. Cats and dogs never existed. What are the top two pets? 4. Let’s get boring! What size are your feet? 5. Have you any wool? 6. Gimme your best one liner! 7. What are your thoughts on Tomb Raider? 8. Ever read/seen/thought up any interesting AUs? High school and coffeeshop are out. 9. Favourite euphemism for someone’s censored bits? 10. What do you think of Welcome To Night Vale?

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[steegeschnoeber]

phoebe :)

P: a fandom that you’re in, but really hate 

Um, I think at the moment that is the Sherlock fandom, because I fucking love the show, but when I come on tumblr 90% of the posts are about how John and Sherlock are so obviously in love with each other and that they should fuck each others brains out. Shipping is fine by me, but to make everything in the show about that ship is not.

H: a character that you love to hate? 

Hannibal from Hannibal and Crowley from Supernatural. What assholes.

O: tell us about your favourite AU for one of your ships 

Uuuum. I have to think of one of my ships first, haha! I can tell you that I usually don't like High School AUs. I love tattoo parlour AU's tho, and of those I'd have to say I like Destiel ones the most.

E: a character you think you’re the most like? 

I have been told Greg Lestrade and I think that is pretty accurate. I'd like to think John Watson, but that will remain forever a dream. And to be honest, it is not neccessarily a good thing to be like John Watson, he is a man with a lot of problems.

B: favourite kinks for one of your otps?

Is polyamorous relationships a kink? I am a fan of the threesome instead of the love triangle. Other kinks would be facefucking and deepthroating when penises are involved and suspension ala japanese bondage for everyone.

Thank you!